The Unpleasantness in Nucktown by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

My Job

I’ll have you know that I work and that for more than a decade I have worked for an internet website known as ItsFunToBeANuck.com. Many libtards who have seen little of its contents condemn it for being racist. I don’t see it that way, and it pays well, and entirely off the books. Someone is going to get paid to do it, and I figure “Why not me?”

So, you might say that I’m a double agent when I use and get paid in my pen name, David Duke. No problemo opening an account in that name at Deutsche Bank.net. I’m the Director, Grand Master Poobah, and Chief Executive Officer of Levity Communications, as the fascist White American owner thinks that we Nucks like having lengthy and exalted titles, and that by giving me one he saves a few salary bucks.

What I actually do is write jokes for the site. I sometimes copy them from elsewhere, as there is virtually no legal protection for original posters of web information posted to another web site. Hehe. Here are some examples I’m particularly proud of.