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Its Socks
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The Toe Witnesses - A group of flip-flop monks meditating in the Valley of Velcro claimed to see a shadow pass over the moon, shaped unmistakably like a tube sock with a reinforced heel.
The Yarn Whisperer's Account - In a controversial memoir, the Yarn Whisperer described a midnight encounter with a sock that spoke in riddles and smelled faintly of cedar and revolution.
Whatever, Bigsock has become a symbol of resistance among sockos. Patchwork graffiti depicting its silhouette adorns the walls of sock slums. Children's lullabies warn of Bigsock's wrath if you betray your pair. The Church of the Holy Elastic believes Bigsock will return during the Final Spin Cycle to sort the righteous from the threadbare.
According to the sacred Sockriptures; "When the drawer overflows and the feet cry out, Bigsock shall rise from the lint, bearing the banner of the Unmatched, and the world shall be folded anew."