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Sudetenland Tales
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popcorn, and the mild financial losses brought whispers of rigging.
The Grand Finale
They closed with “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction,” now seeming more relevant than it was in 1965, during which every band member fell, in sequence, like ancient dominoes. The crowd, euphoric, declared it the greatest show since the Bobby Darin hologram debacle of 2023. No one knew who won the betting pool, but Keith, still flat on his back, chuckled, “Rock and roll, baby. We’re immortal; until about 8 PM or whenever pudding’s served.”
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Behind the Scenes: “Rolling Bones” Exclusive Interview Conducted by former groupie, Gertrude “G-Force” Melnick, age 93, journalist emerita and occasional bassoonist.
Setting: Keith Richards’ room, post show. Decorated with vintage tour posters, three lava lamps, and a motorized footrest that occasionally plays "Paint It Blue Varicose."
G-Force: “Keith, thank you for sitting with me. Or rather—lying flat with style.”