Sudetenland Tales by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

Sudetenland Tales

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Keith: “Anytime, darling. Gravity and I have a love-hate relationship these days.”

G-Force: “The crowd went wild when your elbow hit the floor mid solo. Did you feel it was one of your stronger landings?”

Keith: “Top five, easily. You want drama in rock, but elegance too. That elbow bend? Improvised. Been workshopping it since the hip replacement.”

G-Force: “Mick gave quite the performance until his pants betrayed him. Any thoughts on his resilience?”

Keith: “That man could out-prance a gazelle with arthritis; the gazelle that is. He's like a wind up toy powered by ego and Metamucil. We're all just trying to keep up ... slowly.”

G-Force: “Ron held that final chord for seventeen seconds after falling onto his amp. Intentional?”

Keith: “Oh, absolutely. He's pioneering ‘fall-based harmonics.’ Pain and tone, you know? That amp’s dent is now considered a sonic signature.”

G-Force: “Any truth to the rumor you’re planning a follow up show at the memory care center next door?”