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Sudetenland Tales
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was faked to maximize sales of an otherwise very unmemorable album despite a fair rendition of “War Pig Bucks.”
After sales of the “final” show record plummeted, Ozzy posted that he was truly dead on his X page, which didn’t help matters much.
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“Rolling Bones; The Last Gig”
The Assisted Living Tour Chronicles
The sun had barely cracked over Palm Springs Oasis Retirement Village when the flyers went up: “TONIGHT ONLY — THE ROLLING STONES — LIVE IN THE PATIO GAZEBO.” Most residents squinted suspiciously, as the remaining Stones; Jagger and Richards, were never shy about copying someone else’s idea.. Some asked if it was a typo. But sure enough, Keith Richards, now indistinguishable from his favorite armchair, had convinced Mick, Charlie; rest in peace, and represented by a cardboard cutout, and Ron, who fancied himself as an original, unable to recall him replacing original Brian Jones a half century ago, to join him for one last gig, within a wheelchair’s commute from his room.