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Chapter 13

Genevieve was glad to hear of tentative confirmation of her plans, but also now had to fill her time. In desperation she turned on her laptop.

Genevieve at her computer; the kind courtesy of StockFreeImages.com.

Short blurbs promptly followed her soothing welcome to a book review, nowhere near as incompetent as 90% of them. The following blurbs exhibited meanings obviously of some consequence to themselves; if not also a simultaneous un-intended demonstration of their level of short-term understanding; comfortable and un-demanding for Genevieve, being consistently within the limits of her level of disinterested comprehension. They appeared thusly;

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welcome Genevieve

thank you

google virus protection [click here]

no not right now

optimize your computer efficiency [click here]

no not right now

one click relieves all your worries

i didn’t previously have any

do i detect a note of attempted humor

if so haha that was a good one

if not i’m confused

me too

doctor d’s confusion pills just 49.99 for 100 [click here]

does that cure or cause confusion

label ambiguous probably does both

doctor d’s confusion pills just 49.99 for 100 [click here]

no thank you i’ll wait on that one

want to play death dragon invaders 13 free trial version no

you’re being difficult

can dr phil help

to pick right help tape [click here]

i’m fine and other lies

then what is it you want

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i’d like to read a free review of a lengthily titled book written by an american hominid of polish descent reviewed unfavorably by an illiterate north korean

thank you for finally making your wishes known voila

space left blank as a result of systemic frustration and ennui Random screenshot; property of the author.

A Supposedly Posthumous Fun Interview with DFW Which We’ll

Probably Never Do Again; But You Never Know

by Edward Drobinski

Kims Dong-ill; property of all corrected people of the correct revolution.

status of blank space as yet undetermined

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Kims Dong-ill’s review Jan 09, 2018

status of blank space as yet undetermined

No like Drobinski. Bad haircut. I have bomb.

blank space as yet undetected

Book has few good parts; talk to dead ancestor, knock social media and libtard book lit culture, and decadent western TV

reveal. “A Supposedly Posthumous Fun Interview with DFW; which We’ll Probably Never Do Again; but You Never Know” stupid title and bad grammar. I have bomb. Bad Haircut Drobinski think he funny and book much less fun than stupid title suggest. I no before read this DFW, but American decadent “genius” can no be dumb like Trump. Talk of deep doo-doo for decadent bourgeoisie, we soon burn. Did I say I have bomb?

blank space impediment to kims

Writer use name like ConK, JimB, ArtH, PlehB, and more lie. He decadent Yankee imperialist saboteur. I have bomb for evil ones.

blank space impediment kims see conspiracy pattern DFW no gripe on Goodreads. He dead when it baby. Bad Haircut Drobinski Polski on this nonsense since he able write bad grammar. He troll. Everybody say. I have big bomb. Go long way.

I big reviewer too. No stars for book. It no use to people of revolution against imperialism.

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blank space upset kims

Bad Haircut Polski always little f*****. I have big, big bomb.

No Shinola, Shin-hye.

[1178 likes] · [Like] ∙ [flag]  AIETL or A

it’s fiction stupid and I’m not a yankee. i’m a dodger big bomb point you

ok kims big bomb scare polski

hehe watchem

upset many big fish dead fish

big bomb point you

please stop incontinent

wise guy

no

got depends

please send with big bomb

polski like mushroom

decadent western joke sorry

got carlin tape

cool any tubes

got big bomb too

scared please stop

people joke got good barber

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me no

hahaha

incomprehensible

as**ole

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