Some Words About Something
Well this is a poem
In case you thought it was a clown telling jokes
Well actually it is in a way
Except the clown is the writer who is using a bookmark to write
Then he wondering why he can't do anything right
You know
That might have something to do with these words about absolutely f!@#ing nothing
He doesn't know what to write about and he shaved his scalp with a blowtorch
(Did he blowtorch his whole head off?)
(I didn't even know it was possible to cut your hair this way)
(I think it is genius)
(Don't tell him I thought that)
(Please don't)
That could be why he has third degree burns
DUH
Jesus Christ
He really doesn't know what to type
Hopeless sucker
He made up the story with the blowtorch by the way
Thought it would be something funny to type
Now he's pretty sure anyone who reads this is not going to be alright
After that "joke"
He might as well have hit a flat tire
That's certainly how the reader feels right now
Like a shitty junkyard tire
That is as flat as the joke that he just typed in the previous line
The one about that s#@%!y junkyard tire
BOO
Speaking of reader
Why don't you speak up?!
You've been so f@!%ing quiet
Still can't hear you
WAIT!
Don't you close this page!
Don't you dare close this page!
I will haunt you
Maybe
I still don't know how haunting people works really
Do you have to be a ghost?
Do you have to be creepy?
Do you have to talk to a company representative to make it happen?
Do you need a resume to haunt?
A permit?
What kind of permit?
Do you have to dress nicely?
Do you have to
I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC!
MUST FOCUS ON WRITING WORDS ABOUT NOTHING!
AAAHHH S#!T
THE COMPUTER BATTERY IS LOW
I wonder how much more I can type befo e
WHY IS THERE A SPACE IN THAT WORD!
IS THE A THOR REALLY THAT F!@%ING STUPID
OH GREAT
HE MISSED A L TTER IN HIS TITLE
And...there is a letter missing in letter
Great
Great work d@!%#!s
I m s ut ing do n n w
M N TH S IS M SS D UP
W A 'S UP WI H TH SE LE T RS???!!!
Oh ok
That is much better
Goodbye and have a nice day
Where the computer your using hopefully doesn't act like an ass to you
By being a reb l and "forgetting" to input letters you type
He's doing it again that little s@!t
Stupid f@!%ing rebellious computer s@!t
Have a really nice f@!#ing day a!#@#%e reader!