Wrong Clocks
OH, NO
The clocks are all wrong
Why are the hands the opposite of where they’re supposed to be?
Why is my torso opposite of where my legs are supposed to rest?
EVERYTHING IS JUST SO UPSIDE DOWN!
How did it all come to this?
I can try to reposition my head instead of it flapping over onto my neck....
Nope. Just went back to its original position of being one heck
Of a bunch of wet spaghetti
Wait.... is my head transforming into my chest?
I feel some kind of sudden, forced growth
Oh! A growth that is taking place inside of me!
I can feel myself slowly swell up
TO ENOUMOUS HEIGHTS
My legs have turned into CANNONS!
The CANNONS are SHOOTING
Big CANNONABLLS out of my FEET!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!
My thighs look like my hands....but disguised as my armpits!
My armpits spiral out like a tornado and send my nipples....
Flying away from me like scared squirrels!
WHERE ARE THEY GOING?!
Oh, oh, oh!
What’s a scared person to do about all this?!