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Twittclass #22
“Women - learn not to moan about the toilet seat being left up. Men don’t moan about it being left down.”
Anon June 2012
You say I’m the best,
With a hairy great chest,
And a smile that could talk the sun down.
So when’er you sprinkle,
For the next time I tinkle,
Don’t leave the bloody seat down!