“You know you’re old when you bend over and your arse slaps the back of your head.”
Peter Barns June 2012
I don’t mind the hair,
The ears like a bear,
Or the constant lack of all vigour.
But tell me my friend,
Why does my rear end,
Get constantly bigger and bigger?
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