
Another Swat Team Member Passes Away
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Family members of another swat team member are standing at his bedside. The swat team member, a middle aged white male, is on his death bed as he looks at his wife with half opened eyes. His wife, a middle aged white female, is leaning towards him as she whispers to him, "You said you had a horrible dream?"
"Yes," the swat team member says with his dying breath.
"What happened in your dream?"
"I saw her."
"You saw her? You saw who? Who did you see in your dream?"
"I saw Diane D in my dream."
"What! You saw Diane D in your dream?"
"Yeah."
"Oh no! What the hell was she doing in your dream?"
"She was saying something to me."
"She what? She said something to you?"
"Yeah."
"What did she say to you?"
"She said she was going to get me."
"What! She said she was going to get you?!"
"Yes. She said she was going to get me like she got the other four."
"What! She said she was going to get you like she got the other four? What other four? The other four who?"
"The other four who already passed away."
"The other four who already passed away?"
"Yes. She told me, I was going to be next."
"She said you were going to be next?! Oh no! Don't tell me that Diane D came into your dream and told you that you're going to pass away like the three police officers and the other swat team member?!"
"I think that's what she was telling me."
"Oh nooo!"
"Someone needs to stop her."
"Someone needs to stop her?!"
"Yes."
"From what?! From entering your dreams and nightmares?!"
"Yes."
"How?! Diane D doesn't have the power to enter people's dreams or nightmares!"
"Yes she does, I saw her! She said she was going to get me! Someone needs to stop her, before it's too late!" The swat team member closes his eyes as his head turns to the side. He passes away.
His wife looks at him then shouts, "Oh no! Oh nooooo! Don't leave honey! Come back! Come back! Oh no! Oh nooo!!" The swat team member's wife cries her eyes out screaming as hospital staff members and the rest of her family rush to her!
An hour later, the swat team member's body is still in the hospital bed covered with a sheet over his head. His wife cries out and shouts, "My husband is gone!" as her family members cry their eyes out trying to comfort her.
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The next day, two black males around their late thirties and one white male around his late thirties also are at a bar chit-chatting as one of the black males looks at a newspaper article with a headline that reads: ANOTHER SWAT TEAM MEMBER
PASSES AWAY: "Hey!" the black male says. "I can't believe it!"
"You can't believe what?" the second black male says.
"Another swat team member passed away yesterday!"
"Another swat team member passed away? What swat team member?"
"You know! The swat team members who Diane D's other personality attacked at the hospital with the psychiatrist couch when she threw the psychiatrist couch right across the room and slammed the couch right into their heads?! One of them passed away yesterday!"
"One of them passed away yesterday?! You're kidding! Seriously?!"
"Yeah it's true!" the white male says. "I saw it on the news this morning!
"What! You mean another person died from Diane D's other personality's wrath!"
"Yeah!" the first black male says. "It says so right here!"
"Oh my God! Let me see it." The first black male hands the second black male the newspaper article. The second black male looks at and reads the article. He then says,
"My God, I can't believe it! She killed another person!"
"I can't believe it either!" the white male says. "You know this is the fifth person that has died from Diane D's other personality's attack! So far, her other personality killed five people altogether!"
"Five people?!"
"Yeah!"
"Goddamn!"
"And they were all cops and swat team members!"
"All cops and swat team members?!"
"Yeah!"
"Man, that is fucked up! If her other personality killed all those people and she's still unconscious at the hospital, that means she's a murderer and don't even know it!"
"It's true!"
"Man I would never want to come across her other personality."
"Me neither. How does her husband handle being married to someone like that?
How does he even sleep with someone like that whose other personality might come out and strike at any time?!"
"I know!" the first black male says. "Imagine him sleeping with her making love to her, then all of a sudden, her other personality comes out and says 'I'm not Diane', not only that, her other personality might try to kill him and then when her original personality comes back, her original personality won't even remember it! I mean if her other personality can kill once before or five times before, I'm sure her other personality can always do it again! Remember, her other personality injured over twenty people that day! Who knows if any of those other police officers, any of those other swat team members or any of those security guards might pass away later on!
Then Diane D's other personality will have another death on its hands!"
"I know! If I was her husband, I would go find the nearest divorce attorney and say
'Look, I can't continue to be married to this dangerous person anymore, I'm afraid for 258
my life! I want a divorce right away!'"
"I don't blame you! I would do the same thing too!" The three men continue to look at the article.
Three days later, there is a funeral for the swat team member at the funeral hall.
There are thousands of other swat team members, police officers and civilians gathered at the funeral.