Diane D And Dana Get Put On Probation
It is Friday 12:00 noon. Inside Diane D's paternal grandparents Gracy and Mike‘s house in Queens, NY, Diane D, Dana and their Aunt Celeste are in the kitchen. Diane D
turns to Aunt Celeste and says, “Aunt Celeste, can’t we just go to the sporting good store real quick to buy some helmets?”
“No way Diane,” Aunt Celeste says.
“But the store is gonna close soon. It’s gonna close early today because of the holiday. It’s gonna close at twelve noon.”
“Listen, you two can’t go out there riding motorcycles without any helmets on your heads! Are you crazy?! It’s not safe for you to ride your motorcycles without any helmets on! If the police catch you two riding your motorcycles without any helmets on, they’re gonna stop you and give you both fines! If you two want to go buy helmets real quick, then you’re just gonna have to call a cab or take the bus.”
“Aunt Celeste, the sporting good store is gonna close in twenty minutes,” Dana says.
“We’re not gonna make it there in time if we wait for the bus or wait for a cab.”
“Then don’t ride the bikes then! You’re just gonna have to wait until your brothers bring your helmets back.”
“We don’t know what time they’re gonna come back with the helmets Aunt Celeste.
They might not come back until tonight. The motorcycle club is gonna leave in around an hour.”
“That’s too bad! You two are just gonna have to miss out on it, that’s all!”
“But Aunt Celeste,” Diane D says.
“No buts about it Diane! You two better not go out there riding motorcycles without any helmets on your heads, because if I find out you two went riding out there without any helmets on your heads, you don’t have to worry about the police coming after you, you’re gonna have to worry about me coming after you! Don’t ride out there without any helmets on! Now I have to go to the pharmacy real quick. I’ll be back in about half an hour. When I get back, I expect to see both of your motorcycles still out there in front of the house, okay?! See you.” Aunt Celeste turns and heads out the kitchen.
Diane D and Dana lean on the counter and stare at the kitchen entry way.
Diane D turns to Dana and says, “I don’t see why we can’t just go to the sporting good store real quick. If we go there real quick, we’ll be back here just in time before Aunt Celeste gets back.”
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“Aunt Celeste is right Diane,” Dana says. “We shouldn’t take a chance.”
“Dana, if we don’t get the helmets now, we’re gonna miss out on the motorcycle events. We can go get the helmets real quick and come right back. Aunt Celeste will never know we were gone.”
“What time is it?”
“Almost a quarter to twelve. The store is gonna close in about fifteen minutes!”
“Damn, that’s right. Come on let’s go.” Dana leans off the counter and heads for the kitchen entry way as Diane D follows right behind her.
Dana and Diane D walk through the living room. They see their grandfather Mike in the den talking on the cell phone so they slow down as Dana pulls Diane D behind her back. They stare at their grandfather Mike as they walk slowly towards the front door.
Dana and Diane D reach the front door. Dana opens the front door and leaves out of it holding and pulling on Diane D’s hand as they leave out the house. The front door shuts behind them.
Dana and Diane D reach the front gate and open it. Dana leaves out of the gate still holding and pulling on Diane D’s hand as Diane D leaves the gate. Dana and Diane D
head for two motorcycles that are parked in the street.
They each hop on a motorcycle. They turn on the engines. They look around. They then look back forward and make a run for it! They start to speed the motorcycles down the street as the motorcycles roar loudly.
Aunt Celeste is chatting with a female friend around the corner. She and the friend hear loud motorcycles speeding past the street. They both turn to look. When they look, Aunt Celeste gets shocked to see both Dana and Diane D speeding down the streets on the motorcycles, not wearing any helmets on their heads! Aunt Celeste starts to scream! She starts to run and scream towards the street corner! She reaches the corner and shouts, “Dana! Diane! Both of you get back here!”
Dana and Diane D continue to speed their motorcycles down the street, not hearing Aunt Celeste!
Aunt Celeste hysterically gets on her cell phone and dials up a number! She puts the cell phone to her ear. She then speaks into her cell and shouts, “Hey Mary! I need you and Christine to get over here right away! Hurry!” Aunt Celeste hysterically continues to look down the street!
Diane D and Dana head down a local street a few blocks away. They approach and stop where two guys and around 10 motorcycles are. Diane D says to them, “Y’all ready to leave soon, right?”
“Yeah," Larry, one of the guys says.
“We have to go to the sporting good store real quick to buy some helmets. Our brothers took our helmets.”
“They did?" asks Ricky.
“Yeah,” Dana says. “We don’t know what time they’re coming back and we don’t 26
“Okay then,” Larry says. “We’ll wait for you two while y’all go to the sporting good store.”
“Okay, thanks,” Diane D says. “We’ll be right back.”
“Alright. Be careful.”
“We will.” Diane D and Dana start to speed their motorcycles down the street.
A few blocks away, a car pulls up and stops in front of Aunt Celeste. Aunt Celeste hysterically gets into the back door of the car behind the front passenger seat and closes the door. The car starts to speed down the street!
Aunt Celeste is inside the car with Mary who's also in the back seat. Dana's mom Christine from Jamaica is in the front passenger seat and a Hispanic friend Pedro is driving the car. Christine turns to Celeste and says, “Celeste? Are you sure they’re riding their motorcycles without any helmets on?"
“Yeah, I saw them!” Aunt Celeste shouts. “They went right behind my back and went riding without any helmets on their heads, right after I told them not to!"
“Don’t worry Celeste,” Mary says. “We’re gonna take care of those two. They both ought to know better.”
“They know it’s dangerous to ride motorcycles without any helmets on their heads!”
Christine shouts. “They know the police will come after them!”
“Maybe they want to take a chance real quick,” Pedro says.
“Taking a chance is not worth it Pedro!” Aunt Celeste shouts. She then looks towards the window and says, “Hey, there goes Ricky and Larry! They might know where Diane and Dana are!”
“Okay everybody,” Mary says. “We don’t want to get these guys suspicious.” The car starts to pull to the side.
The car pulls up to Ricky and Larry. Aunt Celeste opens the back window and says,
“Hi fellows.”
“Hi Celeste,” Larry says. “Hi everybody.“
“Hi. We’re looking for Diane and Dana. You happen to see them or know where they are?”
“They just left here,” Ricky says.
“They did?”
“Yeah.”
“You know where they went?"
“Yeah. They went to the sporting good store real quick to buy some helmets. They said they’ll be right back.”
“Okay guys. Thanks a lot.”
“You’re welcome.”
The car starts to pull off and head down the street.
Everyone inside the car is worried and hysterical. As the car continues to head down the street, Celeste and the rest of them suddenly spot Diane D and Dana way in the distance. “There they go!” Aunt Celeste shouts. “That’s them!” Everyone in the car looks forward. They all see Diane D and Dana way in the distance on their motorcycles, 27
“Yeah I see them too, not wearing any helmets!” Mary shouts. “They have a lot of guts to do that!”
“They sure do!” Christine shouts. “Let’s get them! Speed up the car Pedro!” Pedro steps on the gas and starts to speed the car down the street towards Diane D and Dana.
All of a sudden they see Diane D and Dana heading right towards the ramp of the highway! “Oh no!" Christine shouts. “They’re going straight for the highway!”
Everyone in the car then sees Diane D and Dana go down the ramp.
“My God, they’re going down the ramp!" Aunt Celeste shouts. “We gotta stop them!” Pedro speeds the car more as they go after Diane D and Dana.
Diane D and Dana are cruising their motorcycles down the highway. Dana is on the left and Diane D is on the right. All of a sudden they both hear a police siren behind them. They turn their heads around to look.
Inside of the car Mary shouts, "Oh no the police are after them!"
"See!" Aunt Celeste shouts. "I knew this would happen! This is exactly what I was afraid of!" Aunt Celeste, Mary and Christine all become hysterical watching from inside the car.
Diane D and Dana continue to cruise their motorcycles down the highway as they hear police siren behind themselves. Suddenly, they hear a voice on the police speaker shout, "Pull over to the right!" Diane D and Dana look at each other. They look towards the front again. "I said pull over to the right! Both of you!" the voice on the police speaker shouts again. Diane D and Dana turn their heads around and look back at the police car. Then they look back at each other again. Diane D shouts to Dana,
"You wanna make a run for it?!"
"I don’t know Diane!" Dana shouts. "I'm still on probation!"
"That's why you should make a run for it! If they catch you, you'll be in more trouble!"
"Oh yeah?!"
"Yes!"
"Okay! Let’s do it!"
"Okay then, hit it!" Diane D and Dana start to speed their motorcycles down the highway! The police car starts to give chase!
Inside of the car Christine shouts, "My God what the hell are they doing?!"
"They’re running from the police!" Aunt Celeste shouts. They all see the police car chasing after Diane D and Dana! Pedro steps on the gas and speeds the car down the highway chasing after Diane D, Dana and the police car! As everyone in the car continues to look, they see the police car continuing to speed in the distance, but they do not see any sign of Diane D or Dana anywhere on the highway! "Where are they?"
Pedro asks. "I don’t see them anywhere!"
"Me neither!" Christine shouts. Everyone in the car continues to look.
Mary suddenly spots Diane D and Dana. "There they go!" Mary shouts. "I see them!" Everyone in the car continues to look!
"I see them too!" Aunt Celeste shouts. Everyone sees Diane D and Dana way in the 28
distance with the police car still pursuing them. They suddenly see another police car going after Diane D and Dana! They see Diane D and Dana speeding way up ahead of the police cars, refusing to give up to the police as they continue to speed their motorcycles down the highway!
Diane D and Dana continue to speed their motorcycles down the highway. They suddenly head towards an exit on the highway! They speed up the exit ramp and leave the highway!
Diane D and Dana approach a local street and speed their motorcycles down the street! They reach a corner and make a quick turn, making a quick getaway!
Back on the highway, the police cars suddenly head towards the same exit! They speed up the exit ramp and leave the highway!
The police car approach the local street and speed down the street! They reach the corner and stop.
Inside of the police cars, two white male police officers look around. They do not know which way Diane D's and Dana's motorcycles went. "Where the hell they went?"
the first officer says.
"Beats me!" the second officer says. The officers continue to look their heads around for Diane D and Dana.
The first officer gets on the police radio and speaks into it saying, "Be on the lookout for two females riding their motorcycles without any helmets on their heads."
Inside of the car, Aunt Celeste says, "Where are they? I don’t see them anymore!"
"Me neither!" Mary shouts.
"Well the police cars went off of that exit right there," Pedro says. "Maybe Diane and Dana went off that exit too, because that’s the way to the sporting good store! We got to go to the sporting good store, maybe we can find Diane and Dana there!"
"Okay Pedro," Mary says.
Diane D and Dana are inside a sporting good store. They are at the cashier. Dana pays for two helmets as Diane D looks back towards the front door. The cashier hands Dana back her change and says to her, "Thank you Ma’am." Dana takes her change and quickly puts it away in her pocket. Then she quickly grabs both helmets off the counter and hands one of the helmets to Diane D. Diane D quickly takes the helmet as she and Dana turn away from the counter and start to head for the front door.
Diane D then turns to Dana and says, "You think the police are still after us Dana?"
"I don’t know," Dana says. "They might be. We gotta be careful." Dana and Diane D stop at the front door. Dana leans against the glass door, peeking out of it as Diane D
leans behind and against her, peeking out the glass door also. They both look towards the street. They don’t see any signs of any police cars. Dana opens the door and leave out of it as Diane D follows out behind her.
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the motorcycles and put the helmets on their heads. They sit on the motorcycles and turn the engines on. They head towards the parking lot exit.
Diane D and Dana reach the street and make a run for it, speeding their motorcycles down the street!
The car Aunt Celeste, Mary and Christine are riding in suddenly turns around the corner.
Inside the car, Aunt Celeste shouts, "There they go!" Everyone in the car sees Diane D and Dana speeding their motorcycles down the street!
Mary then shouts, "Catch up to them Pedro!" Pedro speeds the car up! He tries to catch up with Diane D and Dana, but there are several cars in front of the car blocking the car’s way.
The traffic light ahead becomes red. All the cars come to a stop as Diane D and Dana speed their motorcycles way up ahead, stopping their motorcycles in front of the cars! Diane D and Dana sit on their motorcycles waiting at the red light. They turn their heads towards each other and start to talk to each other as they wait at the red light.
Inside the car, Christine shouts, "They stopped at the light! Beep the horn Pedro!
Let’s try to get their attention!" Pedro beeps the horn. Everyone in the car looks towards Diane D and Dana. They do not see Diane D and Dana responding to the horn.
They see Diane D and Dana remaining at the red light still talking to each other. Pedro beeps the horn again a few times. Everyone in the car sees Diane D and Dana still not responding to the horn. Pedro beeps the horn a few more times. They suddenly see Diane D and Dana turn their heads around to look. The light suddenly turns green.
Diane D and Dana turn their heads back forward. They start to speed their motorcycles down the next street!
"Oh no!" Aunt Celeste shouts, "they’re too far ahead now! We’re never gonna catch up to them!"
"Maybe they’re gonna go back to Ricky and Larry, Celeste," Christine says. "Pedro drive back to where Ricky and Larry were and see if Dana and Diane are gonna head back over there."
"Okay Christine," Pedro says. Pedro drives the car down the street.
A few miles away, Ricky and Larry are still out on the street with several motorcycles around them. The car pulls up to them again as they turn to look.
Inside the car, Aunt Celeste opens the rear window again. She looks out the rear window and says, "Hi fellows! We’re back!"
"Did you find Diane and Dana?" Larry asks. "They just left here."
"They did?"
"Yeah. They came and left outta here so fast. They said they were gonna go back home real quick and come back."
"Why are they going back home?"
"They didn’t say. They just said they had to go home real quick and come back in a little while."
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"Oh yeah? Okay, fellas thanks."
"You’re welcome. Take care."
Pedro starts to pull off and head the car down the street.
Inside the car, Aunt Celeste says, "I know why they’re going back home."
"Oh yeah?" Mary says. "Why Celeste?"
"Because I told those two not to go riding motorcycles without any helmets on their heads! I told them if I find out they went riding out there without any helmets on their heads, they’re gonna have to worry about me coming after them! I told them I was gonna go to the pharmacy and that I’ll be back in about half an hour. I told them when I get back, I expect to see both of their motorcycles still out there in front of the house, so that’s what I think they went to do, wait at the house until I get there, so I can see them and the motorcycles and not think that they went out there riding the motorcycles without their helmets on! I think they’re both trying to play me for a fool!"
"Really? Well we’ll see about that Celeste! We’re gonna go straight to the house and get to the bottom of this!"
"I’m sure they’re both waiting right at the house for me."
Mary turns to Pedro and says, "Take us to the house Pedro. Let’s see if Diane and Dana are there."
"Alright," Pedro says. Pedro continues to drive the car.
A few miles away, the car pulls up in front of the house. They all look and see two motorcycles on the street right in front of the house.
"Well what do you know," Christine says. "There goes their motorcycles, just like you said Celeste."
"See what I mean?" Aunt Celeste says.
"Come on everybody," Mary says. "Let’s go inside the house and have a talk with those two."
"I’ll wait right here," Pedro says.
"Okay Pedro, we’ll be right back." Mary, Christine and Aunt Celeste get out of the car.
Mary, Christine and Aunt Celeste approach the front of the house. Celeste unlocks the front door and goes inside the house followed by Mary and Christine.
Aunt Celeste, Mary and Christine enter the livingroom. They all look around for Diane D and Dana. "Diane!" Aunt Celeste shouts. "Dana!" They do not see Diane D or Dana anywhere. They go up the stairs.
Mary, Christine and Aunt Celeste check the bedrooms and bathroom. "Dana!" Aunt Celeste shouts. "Diane!" Aunt Celeste, Mary and Christine still do not see any sign of Diane D or Dana.
One of the bedroom doors open. Gracy quickly comes out of the bedroom. She is hysterical. She then shouts, "You’re not gonna find Diane or Dana here!" Aunt Celeste, Mary and Christine turn around to look. They see Gracy all upset and hysterical! They rush to her.
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"What's the matter Ma?" Aunt Celeste asks. "What’s going on? What happened?"
"I just got home a few minutes ago! Then your father called me on the phone and told me that Diane and Dana had gotten arrested!"
"What!" Aunt Celeste, Mary and Christine shout. "Arrested!"
"What do you mean they got arrested Ma?" Christine says. "What are you talking about?"
"Ma!" Mary shouts. "Don’t tell us that Diane and Dana got arrested for not wearing their helmets or refusing to pull over on the highway and running away from the police when the police were chasing after them!"
"Yes that’s exactly what I was about to tell you all!" Gracy shouts. "How did you know about it?"
"We saw them Ma!"
"You saw them?"
"That’s right Ma!" Christine says. "We were following them! Celeste called up me and Mary and told us that Diane and Dana were riding the motorcycles without wearing any helmets on their heads! So we all got worried! Then Mary and I asked Pedro if he could take us to pick up Celeste and take us all to look for Dana and Diane and he did!"
"We went looking for them Ma!" Aunt Celeste says. "Then we spotted them! They were riding their motorcycles without any helmets on, then we saw them going straight into the highway, so we started to follow them, but they didn’t see us! Then we saw the police going right after them on the highway, but Diane and Dana didn’t stop. They started to run from the police, so the police started to chase after them!"
"What!" Gracy shouts.
"Yeah! Then Pedro sped up the car and tried to follow Diane, Dana and the police, but they were all way up ahead! We couldn’t catch up with them! We lost them, so we rode to the sporting good store and figured that’s where they went, that’s when we spotted them again, speeding away, but this time, we saw them wearing helmets which they obviously just bought!"
"Oh really?"
"Yeah!" Mary says. "They sped away so fast, we lost them again! So we rode back to the motorcycle club and spoke to Ricky and Larry again! They said Dana and Diane just left from over there and were on their way over here, that’s why we came here!
We figured they were here, especially when we saw the motorcycles parked right on the street!"
"Well Dana and Diane WERE outside of the house, but your father said as soon as they parked the motorcycles and got off of them, the police pulled up right in front of them and arrested them both right on the spot!"
"What!" Aunt Celeste, Mary and Christine shout.
"Yeah! Your father said the police were on a look-out for two females on motorcycles! I guess the police finally found Diane and Dana and came right over here and got them! They’re both at the police station right now! Your father is with them now! I’m getting ready to head over there myself!"
"We’ll go with you Ma!" Christine shouts. "Come on, let’s go everybody!" They all turn away and quickly go down the staircase.
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the lobby. Christine rushes to a white male police officer and says to him, "Hello officer!" The officer turns to Christine as Christine says, "I’m looking for my daughter Dana and my niece Diane! I understand that they’re both here!"
"Oh yeah?" the officers says. "Why would your daughter and niece be here? What’s the problem?"
"Well officer," Mary says. "Our daughters were riding their motorcycles on the highway without any helmets on their heads! We learned they got arrested and were brought over here!"
"Oh, those are your daughters Diane D and her cousin Dana!" the officer says. "I recognized those two! Well your daughters got arrested for not wearing any helmets on their heads and for refusing to pull over on the highway when the police told them to! Well they’re both in the back right now."
"Well what’s happening to them officer?" Gracy asks. They all of a sudden hear a commotion coming from the back of the police station. They all look towards the back of the station. They see Diane D and Dana walking with their heads down as Grandpa Mike and a few police officers surround them, leading Diane D and Dana down a hallway with Grandpa Mike scolding both Diane D and Dana. Aunt Celeste then shouts,
"Dad!"
Grandpa Mike, Diane D, Dana and the officers turn to look.
Aunt Celeste, Christine, Mary and Gracy rush to Grandpa Mike, Diane D and Dana.
"What's going on?!" Aunt Celeste shouts. "Are you all alright?!"
"Diane, Dana what the hell is going on?!" Mary shouts.
"They have to pay a heavy fine!" Grandpa Mike shouts. "That's what's going on!"
"A heavy fine?!" Christine shouts.
"That's right!"
"We were about to throw them both in jail!" one of the officers shouts. "But luckily for them, their grandfather came to their rescue!"
"Now you two no better!" Mary shouts. "How can you two risk something like this riding bikes with no helmets, you know that's dangerous!"
"Mom, we were riding to the store to purchase the helmets," Diane D says.
"Oh don't hand me that Diane! You know you shouldn't have been riding bikes without any helmets on!"
"That's right!" Christine shouts. "You two could have been seriously injured! But I'm glad both of you are alright. But don't ever do that again, you got that?!"
"Yes Mom," Dana says.
"Good!"
Grandpa Mike turns to Diane D and Dana and says, "Now since you two have to pay a heavy fine, we got work for you two to do."
"Work for us?" Diane D says. "What kind of work Grandpa?"
"You two have to do community service."
"Community service?!"
"Yes. You got three months of community service to do."
"Three months of community service?!" Dana shouts
"Yes!"
"Doing what?!"
"We'll show you!"
"Show us?!" Diane D shouts. "I don't know if I can do community service Grandpa, 33
we have a show coming up! I have to perform!"
"Really! Then why didn't you think about that before you decided to pull this stunt Diane?! You will get to perform in the show as long as you do your community service!
Now either you two do the community service or head to jail and you won't be able to perform at all because you'll be locked up! Now which one do you two want to do, community service, or jail time?!" Diane D and Dana stare at their grandfather not knowing what to say. "I thought so," Grandpa Mike says. "Let's go girls!" Grandpa Mike and the police officers turn and lead Diane D and Dana away as Christine, Mary, Aunt Celeste and Gracy turn and follow.
The next morning at Grandma Gracy and Grandpa Mike's house, Grandpa Mike is in the kitchen talking on his smartphone as he says, "Yes Reeve Exterminating Service?
This is Mike Brown."
"Yes I was expecting your call," a white male says from the other end of the phone.
"I understand you have two employees who will work for this exterminating company?"
"Yes I do."
"Okay. Well who do you have?"
"My two granddaughters, Diane and Dana."
"Diane and Dana? You mean Diane D and her cousin Dana?!"
"Yes those two. They're on probation right now and have to do community service."
"Yes I heard."
"They will work for your exterminating company for three months. They will work for free."
"For free?"
"Yes. The pay that is owed to them will go straight to the heavy fine they have to pay."
"Oh I see."
"So what will you have them do?"
"They will do on the job training with the exterminating company. We will go to different hotels and exterminate them because I hear a lot of hotels are having roach issues and bedbug problems. Then we will go to some apartments that have mice problems. I will have them exterminate the mice."
"Okay. So when can they start?"
"They can start next week."
"Good. I'll make sure they'll be there."
"Thank you Mr. Brown."
"No problem. Take care." Grandpa Mike hangs up his phone.
The following week inside one of the hotel rooms, a white male guest with dark hair around his late thirties is inside the room. Suddenly there is a loud knock on the door.
The man hurries to the door. He opens the door. He then looks out the door and says,
"Diane D?"
"You have to get out the room sir," Diane D's voice says. "We have to get in there and exterminate the place."
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"You have to do exterminating?"
"Yeah. So get out the room."
"Okay. Could you hold on for a minute? My girlfriend is in the bathroom. Thanks."
The man stares out the door. He then closes the door and heads back into the room.
Diane D and Dana are standing outside the room inside a hotel hallway wearing matching white short sleeved polo shirts and matching navy blue mini-skirt uniforms, matching navy blue stockings and thick black sneakers as they stand facing a male Hispanic employee from the exterminating company with Diane D standing with her feet apart and arms folded, and Dana standing with one foot on the equipment with her hand leaning on a wall beam. The male employee says to them, "Now you two remember what I trained you yesterday, right? We're going to go into each of these rooms an exterminate the bedbugs and roaches."
Inside the hotel room, a white female with dark hair also around her late thirties comes out of the bathroom as the man says to her, "We have to leave the room. The exterminator company wants to get in here."
"The exterminator company?" the woman asks.
"Yes. And you will not believe who the exterminators are."
"Oh yeah? Who?"
"Diane D and her cousin Dana!"
"What! Diane D is out there?! And her cousin Dana?!"
"Yeah!"
"Oh my God! Are they staying at this hotel?!"
"No, they're not staying at this hotel! They're not guests."
"They're not?"
"No. They're working here!"
"Working here? Diane D and her cousin Dana are working here?"
"Yes!"
"Doing what?"
"Exterminating!"
"Exterminating?!"
"Yes!"
"What the heck are they doing exterminating?!"
"Didn't you hear that Diane D and her cousin Dana got put on probation and have to do community service for the heavy fine they have to pay for riding motorcycles without wearing any helmets?"
"Yeah I heard about that."
"Well guess who's the one that banged on the door a little while ago and said we have to get out? It was Diane D herself!"
"Really?!"
"Yeah!"
"She told you, you have to get out the room?"
"Yeah."
"I don't believe that she's out there! Let me go take a look!" The woman rushes to the door.
The woman reaches the door and opens it. She then looks out the hallway.
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Diane D and Dana continue to stand in the hallway with the Hispanic male as they turn their heads and look at the woman. The woman becomes excited and shouts, "Oh my God! It's Diane Di! Hi Diane D!"
Diane D and Dana continue to stand there with their heads turned back looking at the woman.
The woman then says, "I understand that you all want to get in here!"
"Yes we do Ma'am!" the Hispanic male says to the woman. "We have to exterminate your room!"
"Okay. We'll be right out of your way!" The woman excitingly looks back at Diane D. She then closes the door.
Back inside the room, the woman rushes to the man and says, "You're right! That IS Diane D out there!"
"See?" the man says. "I told you!"
"You know, maybe I should get her autograph and take a picture with her!"
"Get her autograph and take a picture with her?"
"Yeah!"
"I don't think Diane D is here to sign any autographs or take any pictures with anybody. She's here to do work. By the way she banged on that door earlier and the look I saw on her face, it doesn't seem like she really wants to be here. I don't think she's in the mood to be bothered with fans."
"No?"
"No. When I said her name, she never even bothered to say hello."
"She didn't?"
"No. She just said 'You have to get out the room sir. We have to get in there and exterminate the place'. Then I said to her 'You have to do exterminating?' and then she said 'Yeah. So get out the room'."
"My. How unfriendly she sounds."
"She sure did sound unfriendly. She doesn't want to be here. She's only here because her and her cousin Dana's grandfather made them do work with the exterminating company."
"Wow."
"Let's hurry and leave the room before she bangs on the door again."
"Okay."
"And don't ask her for any autographs or pictures. Maybe some other time when she appears to be in a better mood."
"You got it." The woman and the man grab their belongings. They turn and head for the front door.
The woman and man come out the hotel room door into the hallway. "Leave your door open please," the Hispanic male says .
"Okay," the woman says. She and her boyfriend leave the door open as Diane D and Dana start to pick up the equipment. The woman and her boyfriend look at Diane D
and Dana. The woman becomes excited again. She approaches Diane D and says,
"Diane D! Wow it's so nice to see you here!" Diane D annoyingly looks at the woman as the woman says, "How are you?! I've always wanted to meet you! If you don't mind, 36
is it alright if I get your autograph or maybe take a picture with you?"
"Not now lady!" Diane D rudely shouts. "I'm not here for that! I have work to do!"
Diane D turns to the Hispanic male and says, "I'm gonna get started in there."
"Okay Diane," the Hispanic male says.
Diane D walks away from the woman and goes right into the woman and the woman's boyfriend's hotel room as Dana goes past them. Dana goes into the room also as the Hispanic male follows in after them. The woman and the man stare towards their hotel room door. The man then turns to the woman and mimics, "'Not now lady!'?" He then says, "It looks like she just gave you the brush-off! That was rude!"
"Well she's working right now. I mean her and her cousin Dana are busy trying to exterminate this place."
"In mini-skirts? And in stockings? That don't seem like the type of attire people do exterminating work in. With that rude behavior of Diane D's, we shouldn't even go to see her family's upcoming show if we take a vacation to England."
"Well maybe she has things on her mind. After all, she is on probation."
"Well who's fault is that?! No one told her and her cousin Dana to be riding motorcycles without wearing any helmets!"
"I know."
"Come on. Let's get out of here." The man and his girlfriend turn and walk away.