The Unpleasantness in Nucktown by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

Zebra Killings

I probably made the theft business sound much more attractive than it really is. It requires work, like a job, if you want to make a living from it. It’s better as a supplement, as this stuff is safe small change.

But, some bolder Nucks are true revolutionaries. One of the most gratifying stories I’ve ever heard, which was totally ignored by the national media, was the story of the “Zebra” massacres in San Francisco. During one hundred and seventy-nine days of citywide terror in 1973 and 1974, a band of Nuck killers roamed the streets of San Francisco, methodically executing White American citizens. Most of them were killed by pistol shots at close range, although some of the White American sacrifices were tied up and hacked to death with machetes. Not one of these killings was a robbery. No mercenary duplicities here. Each one was only a cold blooded execution of an American White person by hate-filled Nucks, in need of no other motivation. At the very beginning of this massacre, police learned that the Zebra killers were deliberately murdering White Americans, but they refused to interfere. Fearing this revelation might provoke a

"racial incident," as if there hadn’t been a few already, they were ultimately silenced by the Mayor, who is still litigating his ties with the Mafia.

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After many weeks of suppressing the evidence, and while Nuck policemen routinely reported to their Catholic brothers all known details of the suppressed investigations of the killings, the police finally began to stop a few Nucks on the street and question them about the murders of American Whites. The National Association for the Advancement of Catholic People (NAACP), the Association for Canuck Liberties Union (ACLU), the Federal Bureau of entrapping Ineptitude (FBI), and other groups immediately launched a barrage of protests, and the inquiries were halted, although the killings continued, the latter ostensibly receiving no official objections. City officials, federal officials, religious leaders, the media, and Nuck leaders were joined in a terrible, uninvestigated conspiracy to allow the murderers to continue without hindrance.

Because of this conspiracy to allow the commission of murder (not an official branch of government), the families of the murdered American Whites could have sued the city officials, but no such suits were ever disclosed as having been filed. One of the last of the seventeen White Americans known to have been murdered before several of the “Zebra” killers were arrested by accident, the scion of a wealthy Eastern family, Nelson Sheilds IV, was shot down as he unloaded some sports equipment from his car. His grieving father has since devoted his time and money to

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working in Washington to ban handguns. He said; "Nucks didn't kill my boy. Guns killed my boy!" Apparently, this wealthy White liberal refused to admit that his boy, as well as several of the other American Whites had been killed by machetes, nor has he made any attempt to ban machetes.

The accidentally arrested “Zebra” killer, coughed up his guts, implicating four other Nuck “bruthas” and got off with a light sentence, though now, almost a half century after the fact, all of the “revolutionary,” White murdering Nucks still in jail have been granted pardons by “Let’s go Brandon,” whether he knows it or not. And whether he or they know it or not, the group is now resident of “T & A Reliable Nursing Care,” a skilled nursing home, ostensibly as opposed to the many unskilled ones, at 3500

18th St NE, Washington, DC, and are now known as “The Decrepit Hockysters,” and further are using their remaining time in furtherance of advocating online for the discrimination against those with puck induced head injuries. Some confusion in immediate need of clarification seems indicated.

Some confusion in immediate need of clarification seems indicated.

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Seriously?

It's almost impossible to take any of these people seriously.

Well, I mean you can if you’d like, and/or have been so disposed. It’s currently a palatable excuse. One’s thoughts are totally a function of what one has been taught to think through approval, that process a post-modern “advancement” of old BF

Skinner theories. Whatever. It really makes no difference to me what you do or think. You see, we Nucks have a few advantages.

Through being culturally deprived, we have escaped being indoctrinated with that onanism, as we rarely think.

We know pucks. Pucks. Do you have any idea how many useful things you can do with a puck? I’m not even going to tell you, because I’m sure that you do.

But maybe you should do yourself a favor and ask yourself, who would you be more likely to trust? Some White American guy selling discount timeshares in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico? Or one of the thousands of self-described “expert” epidemiologists appearing on MSNBC? Or a Nuck holding a puck? It's not even close. The timeshare guy might be sleazy. Probably, he is, but is he the one who shut your kid's school down for two years for no reason? Is he the one who forced you to take untested drugs that you didn't want? Is he the one who demanded you stay at

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home in fear, even as he applauded, unmasked Nuck rioters in hoodies, torching buildings with incendiary pucks in cities across America?

The amount of abuse we Nucks have to endure in White America is incalculable. It’s everywhere. Even in more or less “popular”

and subtle White American culture we are depicted as dumb people who say sentences backward, drag our knuckles on the ground, abuse cats and dogs, something which is right in front of our faces can’t catch, on and on. “Infinite Jest” and David Foster Wallace hate I. Eh? Before I even try to delve deeper, do you know that DFW inexcusably used that despicable N-word 765 times in that over-rated book? And that he wrote “fag” 85 times.

Neither do I, but I’m not going to take the time to count them.

Assured rest a lot it is.

Concerning the ersatz plot; of inscrutable, multi-layered significance, Les Assassins en Fauteuils Roulants (AFR), known in English as the Wheelchair Assassins, is a violent Quebecois separatist group. They are physically repugnant and deformed, and are likened to bugs in their abilities to climb walls, like the White American view of we Nucks. They are one of many such groups that developed after the United States coerced Canada and Mexico into joining the Organization of North American Nations (ONAN), but the AFR is the most deadly and extremist. While

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other separatist groups are willing to settle for nationhood, the AFR wants Canada to secede from ONAN and to reject America's forced gift of its polluted "Great Concavity," or as Hal Incandenza and his brother Orin speculate, is pretending that those are its goals to put pressure on Canada to let Quebec secede. The Antitoi brothers suffer gruesome fates at the hands of the AFR because they are members of a separatist group whose goals the AFR finds unacceptably moderate. The AFR seeks the master copy of Infinite Jest as a terrorist weapon to achieve its anti-experialist goals. The AFR has its roots in a childhood game in which miners' sons line up alongside a train track and compete to be the last one to jump across the path of an oncoming train, an activity in which many were killed or maimed.

Only one miner's son has disgracefully failed to jump; Bernard Wayne, who may be related to ETA's John Wayne. Quebecois Avril's, Hal’s mother, liaisons with top tennis player, said John Wayne and with the half-Canadian attache, later accidentally killed by Don Gately suggest that she may have ties to the AFR as well. There is also evidence linking ETA prorector Thierry Poutrincourt to the group.

Rémy Marathe is a member of the Wheelchair Assassins who secretly talks to Hugh/Helen Steeply in Tucson, Arizona, high above the dry and hot city. Marathe is a quadruple agent. The

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AFR thinks that he is a triple agent, only pretending to betray the AFR, while Marathe and Steeply know that he only pretends to pretend to betray them. He does this in order to secure medical support for his wife, who was born without a skull, from the Office of Unspecified Services. Late in the novel, Marathe is sent to infiltrate Ennett House in the guise of a Swiss drug addict.

The book should be banned, and if any of the stupid Nucks actually understood it, it would be.

But never mind. Yeztruly irrefutably says; “Getting things done"

is very over-rated. Invariably, the process always goes something like this.

1) "We want change."

2) 3 months later; "We demand change."

3) 3 months later politicos begin to make changes.

4) "No. We didn't want that part changed."

5) Politicos fart around and waffle.

6) 2 years later, "You know, those changes we rejected weren't so bad after all."

7) Repeat 1-6 ad infinitum.

8) And we're supposed to take this seriously?

Woefully Synopsized Leftist vocabulary translator Content moderation = legitimacy

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Misinformation = truth

Hate speech = stating the obvious, preaching to the choir Democracy = necessarily fascist dictatorial rule Equality = discrimination against White American people

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National News Report of Nuck Protest On a more accessible tone, we Nucks ae having our voices heard all over the US main stream press now. I have a dream. One day soon all the people will have access to top quality ice hockey rinks. I have a dream. One day soon, all the children, regardless of ethnicity, will be free to gather all the butter tarts and Moosehead Lager that the White American store holds, without fear of arrest. I have a dream today. I have a dream that one day down in Alabama, with its vicious ethnocentrists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in Alabama little Nuck boys and Nuck girls will be able to join hands with little White American boys and White American girls as sisters and brothers. ............ Errrrr. I think I woke up. Here’s an example of that promising press.