Was there some guarded secret? (Some hidden trick?) Why was this game, so difficult to ‘lick’?
(Perhaps he had made the wrong sports pick) You can get behind so very quick!
These golf balls were stubborn. (Didn’t obey the stick) No doubt, many-a-time, they were kicked!
During a bad game, you can hear seconds tick Like a flame, slowly eating a candle on a wick.
No joke, my friend. (This game had bite) This only added to the golfer’s plight. With tooth and nail, you’ll have to fight (You might be better off, flying a kite!)
A weak show of bravado. (A huff and puff) Won’t help you here. (Golf will test you stuff!) You’ll see for yourself. (When you land in the ruff!) And you’ll quickly know, when you’ve had enough!
Fight or flee. Play or fold.
’Tis no place for wimps! (This game’s cold!) It’ll take more than being bold!
Don’t say you weren’t warned! (You’ve been told!)