Golf is really not too kind to ‘strangers’ Many-a-game, had to be rescued by a ‘ranger’. Crocodiles, in water hazards, was rarely a danger More often, were the golfers’ fits of anger!
The golfer versus Golf. (Both flaring ‘tusks’!) Like two male elephants in ‘must’.
Both showing their strength. (Shaking off ‘rust) This is great confrontation. (This is ‘just’).
After playing the game, you are quickly ‘sold’ That it’s much more difficult, than you’ve been told! The game has a long history. (Relatively old) But not as long as the trek you have to reach gold!
With a huge build in frustration. (With a great sigh) You really want to know. (To ask it directly, “Why!”) ”Ball! How come you always seem to come so nigh… …to the hole, but rarely drop in?…Do you even TRY!”
To the unskilled, golf is this great hulk.
That always frustrates, and makes them sulk.
That more often than not, beats their confidence to a pulp! Using that ‘stick’, golfers call a club.