Do golf commentators, to you, seem a little too calm? Like they could do a flower no harm!
Did they attend a special school for charm? Like in the face of danger, they’d show no alarm!
Like golfers, they do dress great. (Love the twill) I’m sure many copy their look. (Think I will). Nothin’ wrong, with lookin’ like a mil’
Top of the world. King of the hill!
But that ‘personality thing’, still continues to ‘grate’!
It could be something you’d love to hate.
No one’s really THAT sedate, right? (Must be something they ate). If so, go ahead and fix me a ‘plate’!
What would golf be like, if there were nothing said? Where sub-titles, allowed their commentary to read. Then on ‘pure golf action’, we could be fed
Sometimes, commentary ‘weighs the game down’, like lead!
They often over-analyze, EVERY roll of that ‘egg’! Hoping every and all mistakes to peg!
’Til the last putt of the game. (Every dreg!) They won’t let go. (Like a pit bull on your leg!)