He was not allowed to say, the golfer’s game smelled like tuna Though he should have said something sooner.
’Cause any chance of winning this round, sailed away, like a schooner
He THOUGHT he was hot. (But he was ‘sub-zero cooler’)!
Some golfers hate to be corrected (without getting sore) So, on many occasions, he had to ignore
Obvious mistakes, and decisions that were poor (Golfers can be head strong, like wild boars!)
But they STILL tried to drop hints, when a game sucked…. ”Not bad…..Only eight people today had to duck!” (Still, he had to be cautious, cause the golfer was ‘quick to pluck’)
A caddie’s job, if his attitude, he didn’t ‘tuck’!
Even if the guy was scoring bogeys ‘by the pack’ Caddies had to be quiet. (Though his nerves were ‘taxed’! No comments. (Or he’d have to make tracks)
He’d have to grin and bare, that the game had ‘taken a lax’!
This is just another ‘slice of life’. (A ‘Caddie’s Fillet’) Ignoring crazy ideas, and stupid plays.
This was his choice…his ‘Caddie’s Way’!
He’d have to,…if he wanted to get PAID!