THE QUOTES
1. “K co pqv chtckf qh fgcvj, K lwuv fqp'v ycpv vq dg vjgtg yjgp kv jcrrgpu”
(You know this one)
2. “Enq z lnldms, mnsghmf gzoodmdc. Sgdm, zesdq z rdbnmc nq rn, mnsghmf bnmshmtdc sn gzoodm.”
3. “Hp slgp yzcxlwtej. T cpaple, hp slgp yzcxlwtej. Lyjestyr jzf detww nly'e nzap htes td espcpqzcp jzfc zhy aczmwpx.”
4. “L grq'w zdqw wr dfklhyh lppruwdolwb wkurxjk pb zrun. L zdqw wr dfklhyh lw wkurxjk qrw gblqj.”
5. “M'q zivc tvsyh sj qc ksph tsgoix aexgl. Qc kverhjexliv, sr lmw hiexlfih, wsph qi xlmw aexgl.”
6. “N mfaj mfi f ujwkjhyqd btsijwkzq jajsnsl, gzy ymnx bfxs'y ny.”
7. “Gmzjoh jt mfbsojoh ipx up uispx zpvstfmg bu uif hspvoe boe njtt.”
8. “O tkbkx luxmkz g lgik, haz ot euax igyk O'rr hk mrgj zu sgqk gt kdikvzout.”
9. “Aovzl hyl tf wypujpwslz, huk pm fvb kvu'a sprl aolt, dlss, P ohcl vaolyz.”
10. “Iumzqki qa bpm wvtg kwcvbzg bpib emvb nzwu jizjizqau bw lmkilmvkm eqbpwcb kqdqtqhibqwv qv jmbemmv.”
11. “Vnlzm adfhmr ax qdrhrshmf z lzm'r zcuzmbdr zmc dmcr ax aknbjhmf ghr qdsqdzs.”
12. “Rfc dslbykclryj aysqc md rpmszjc gl rfc umpjb gq rfyr rfc qrsngb ypc amaiqspc ufgjc rfc glrcjjgeclr ypc dsjj md bmszr.”
13. “Vlr zxk xslfa obxifqv, yrq vlr zxkklq xslfa qeb zlkpbnrbkzbp lc xslfafkd obxifqv.”
14. “Kjhu psk pdejco wna ejbejepa, pda qjeranoa wjz dqiwj opqlezepu, wjz E'i jkp oqna wxkqp pda bknian.”
15. “Mnvxlajlh vnjwb brvyuh cqn kudmpnxwrwp xo cqn ynxyun kh cqn ynxyun oxa cqn ynxyun.”
16. “V gdz bzon cvgarvt vmjpiy ocz rjmgy wzajmz ocz ompoc cvn v xcvixz oj bzo don kvion ji.”
17. “Qbynbyl sio nbche nbun sio wuh, il nbun sio wuh'n, sio uly omouffs lcabn.”
18. “Gxoxk bgmxkknim rhnk xgxfr paxg ax bl ftdbgz t fblmtdx.”
19. “Onemkdsyx sc kx knwsbklvo drsxq, led sd sc govv dy bowowlob pbyw dswo dy dswo drkd xydrsxq drkd sc gybdr uxygsxq mkx lo dkeqrd.”
20. “Ax qgm sjw ygafy lzjgmyz zwdd, cwwh ygafy.”
21. “Wzijk kyvp zxefiv pfl, kyve kyvp crlxy rk pfl, kyve kyvp wzxyk pfl, kyve pfl nze.”
22. “Co qtlysu je oek yi wuj cqhhyut: yv oek vydt q weet myvu oek'bb ru xqffo; yv dej, oek'bb rusecu q fxybeiefxuh.”
23. “Pcn bpc lwd xh jcstg 30, pcs xh cdi p axqtgpa, wph cd wtpgi; pcs pcn bpc lwd xh dktg 30, pcs xh cdi p rdchtgkpixkt, wph cd qgpxch.”
24. “Pgpcj azceclte esle td altyepo htes qppwtyr td l azceclte zq esp lcetde, yze zq esp dteepc.”
25. “Kvm rcb'h mci kfwhs pccyg dscdzs qob fsor?”
26. “Gur bayl guvat arprffnel sbe gur gevhzcu bs rivy vf sbe tbbq zra gb qb abguvat.”
27. “Iq paz'f xuwq ftqud eagzp, mzp sgufmd ygeuo ue az ftq imk agf.”
28. “Hctep ocfyv, pote dzmpc.”
29. “K nszvywkd sc k wkx gry kvgkic bowowlobc k gywkx'c lsbdrnki led xofob bowowlobc rob kqo.”
30. “Rmetuaz ue m rady ar gsxuzqee ea uzfaxqdmnxq ftmf iq tmhq fa mxfqd uf qhqdk euj yazfte.”
31. “Jw jalqjnxuxprbc rb cqn knbc qdbkjwm j fxvjw ljw qjen. Cqn xumna bqn pncb cqn vxan rwcnanbcnm qn rb rw qna.”
32. “I kpqtl wn nqdm ewctl cvlmzabivl bpqa. Amvl awumwvm bw nmbkp i kpqtl wn nqdm.”
33. “H nvclyutlua aoha yviz Wlaly av whf Whbs jhu hsdhfz klwluk vu aol zbwwvya vm Whbs.”
34. “Se iusvazkx hkgz sk gz inkiqkxy, haz O yaxk hkgz oz gz qoiqhudotm.”
35. “Ny nx f hqnhmj ymfy rtxy hqnhmjx fwj ywzj, gzy ymjs qnpj rtxy hqnhmjx, ymfy hqnhmj nx zsywzj.”
36. “M lezi rsxmgih izir tistpi als gpemq izivcxlmrk mw tvihiwxmrih, erh xlex ai ger hs rsxlmrk xs glerki mx, psso fijsvi xlic gvsww xli vseh.”
37. “Vrphzkhuh, vrphwklqj lqfuhgleoh lv zdlwlqj wr eh nqrzq.”
38. “V nz fb pyrire gung fbzrgvzrf V qba'g haqrefgnaq n fvatyr jbeq bs jung V nz fnlvat.”
39. “Ejtkuvqrjgt Eqnwodwu, cu gxgtaqpg mpqyu, ku jqpqtgf da rquvgtkva dgecwug jg ycu vjg ncuv vq fkueqxgt Cogtkec.”
40. “J xpvme sbuifs ibwf b dvq pg ufb uibo tfy.”
41. “Cpa ocp yjq iqgu vq c ruaejkcvtkuv qwijv vq jcxg jku jgcf gzcokpgf.”
42. “Fulwlfv duh olnh hxqxfkv lq d kduhp; wkhb nqrz krz lw'v grqh, wkhb'yh vhhq lw grqh hyhub gdb, exw wkhb'uh xqdeoh wr gr lw wkhpvhoyhv.”
43. “Xli fmk hmjjivirgi fixaiir wib jsv qsric erh wib jsv jvii mw xlex wib jsv qsric ywyeppc gswxw e psx piww.”
44. “Fhynsl nx fqq fgtzy mtsjxyd. Nk dtz hfs kfpj ymfy, dtz'aj lty ny rfij.”
45. “Grr znk zosk nk'y hudotm, nk'y znotqotm. Grr znk zosk nk cgy znotqotm, O cgy nozzotm nos.”
46. “P ht aol Svcl aoha khyl uva zwlhr paz uhtl.”
47. “W qob fsgwgh sjsfmhvwbu slqsdh hsadhohwcb.”
48. “Vwbpqvo eqtt mvl eiz cvtmaa bpm xmwxtm bpmuamtdma zmncam bw ow bw eiz.”
49. “Oxa nenah vrwdcn hxd anvjrw jwpah, hxd pren dy brgch bnlxwmb xo ynjln xo vrwm.”
50. “Sp kxiyxo sc mbkji oxyeqr dy gkxd dy usvv k zbocsnoxd yp dro Exsdon Cdkdoc, ro mkx ny sd. Kvv ro wecd lo zbozkbon dy ny sc qsfo rsc vspo pyb dro zbocsnoxd'c.”
51. “Xu dct rdjas dcan itprw iwt Tcvaxhw wdl id ipaz, pcs iwt Xgxhw wdl id axhitc, hdrxtin wtgt ldjas qt fjxit rxkxaxhts.”
52. “Esp rcplepde yletzyd slgp lww lnepo wtvp rlyrdepcd lyo esp dxlwwpde wtvp aczdetefepd.”
53. “Ombufmxuey ue ftq xqsufuymfq dmowqf ar ftq dgxuzs oxmee.”
54. “V oryvrir vg vf crnpr va bhe gvzr.”
55. “Cddcfhibwhm wg awggsr pm acgh dscdzs psqoigs wh wg rfsggsr wb cjsfozzg obr zccyg zwys kcfy.”
56. “Lgxit lwpitktg ndj axzt!”
57. “Vuqh ev tuqjx ydshuqiui yd unqsj fhefehjyed je ydshuqiu yd muqbjx.”
58. “Zk zj zevotljrscv wfi jtzvekzjkj kf kfikliv rezdrcj; cvk kyvd drbv kyvzi vogvizdvekj fe aflierczjkj reu gfczkztzrej.”
59. “Lgvsq'k eayzlq gsc ak bmkl qwklwjvsq'k fml, lzsl zwdv alk yjgmfv.”
60. “Iecu sqkiu xqffyduii mxuhuluh jxuo we; ejxuhi mxuduluh jxuo we.”
61. “Xoxg paxg hiihkmngbmr dghvdl, t ftg lmbee atl mh zxm ni hyy abl tklx tgw hixg max whhk.”
62. “Ihwy sio guey u xywcmcih, nby ohcpylmy wihmjclym ni guey cn bujjyh.”
63. “Ocz ajs cvn hvit omdxfn. Ocz czybzcjb cvn wpo jiz. Wpo ocvo dn ocz wzno ja vgg.”
64. “Sehh pda laklha ej pda ydawlan oawpo yhwl ukqn dwjzo? Wjz pda naop kb ukq, eb ukq'hh fqop nwppha ukqn fasahhnu.”
65. 'Fc slqfkd zexkdba xkvqefkd, qebv'a xylifpe fq.”
66. “G bpgli zcaysqc G'k rfgpqrw.”
67. “Kyv dre nyf tre ufdzerkv r Cfeufe uzeevi krscv tre ufdzerkv kyv nficu.”
68. “Szkjhmf zants ltrhb hr khjd czmbhmf zants zqbghsdbstqd.”
69. “G yk lmr y Kypvgqr.”
70. “Qeb lmmobppba xob xiiltba lkzb bsbov cbt vbxop ql abzfab tefze mxoqfzrixo obmobpbkqxqfsbp lc qeb lmmobppfkd zixpp xob ql obmobpbkq xka obmobpp qebj.”
71. “Pda skngan kb pda sknhz dwo jkpdejc pk hkoa, xqp pdaen ydwejo, skngano kb pda sknhz qjepa.”
72. “Wjmmjrdib v kvbz amjh P.N. ajmzdbi kjgdxt, D yzxdyzy oj nziy v hznnvbz oj v bjqzmihzio ocvo rvn wzxjhdib dixmzvndibgt cjnodgz.”
73. “Lzw ljmw eqklwjq gx lzw ogjdv ak lzw nakatdw, fgl lzw afnakatdw.”
74. “C'g ufqusm ugutyx ni byul iz ucl wlumb pcwncgm mi vuxfs goncfunyx nbun nbys bupy ni vy cxyhnczcyx vs nbycl xyhnuf lywilxm. Qbun C wuh'n ohxylmnuhx cm, cz nbys xih'n ehiq qbi sio uly, biq xi nbys ehiq qbi siol xyhncmn cm?”
75. “B ltp max tgzxe bg max ftkuex tgw vtkoxw ngmbe B lxm abf ykxx.”
76. “A zsnw lzw tgvq gx sf wayzlwwf qwsj gdv. A cwwh al af lzw xjavyw.”
77. “Z kfcu gvfgcv Z nrj r uilddvi svwfiv Z vmve yru r jvk, Z nrj r dvekrc uilddvi.”
78. “Lzw twkl usj ksxwlq vwnauw ak s jwsj-nawo eajjgj oalz s ugh af al.”
79. “Mxyju fuefbu isqhu jxu shqf ekj ev cu.”
80. “Ugdb Hitiixc xc iwt Qpaixr id Igxthit xc iwt Psgxpixr, pc xgdc rjgipxc wph sthrtcsts prgdhh iwt rdcixctci.”
81. “W aom ps rfiby, Awgg, pih wb hvs acfbwbu W kwzz ps gcpsf obr mci kwzz ghwzz ps iuzm.”
82. “Ymz iuxx aoomeuazmxxk efgynxq ahqd ftq fdgft, ngf yaef ar ftq fuyq tq iuxx buow tuyeqxr gb mzp oazfuzgq az.”
83. “Maxkx tkx ftgr mabgzl matm px phnew makhp tptr by px pxkx ghm tyktbw matm hmaxkl fbzam ibvd maxf ni.”
84. “Esp tyspcpye gtnp zq nlatelwtdx td esp fypbflw dslctyr zq mwpddtyrd; esp tyspcpye gtcefp zq dzntlwtdx td esp pbflw dslctyr zq xtdpctpd.”
85. “Kvv drkd'c xomocckbi pyb dro pybmoc yp ofsv dy gsx sx dro gybvn sc pyb oxyeqr qyyn wox dy ny xydrsxq.”
86. “Kdc cqn jpn xo lqrejuah rb pxwn. Cqjc xo bxyqrbcnab, nlxwxvrbcb, jwm ljuldujcxab qjb bdllnnmnm; jwm cqn puxah xo Ndaxyn rb ngcrwpdrbqnm oxanena.”
87. “Qv i lmuwkzikg, bpm uirwzqbg wn bpm kqbqhmva qa kixijtm wn mfmzkqaqvo bpm uwab kzcmt wxxzmaaqwva cxwv bpm uqvwzqbg.”
88. “Aolyl pz uvaopun wvspapjhssf ypnoa aoha pz tvyhssf dyvun.”
89. “Nbyly cm hi mowb nbcha um u giluf il uh cggiluf viie. Viiem uly qyff qlcnnyh, il vuxfs qlcnnyh.”
90. “Cnkt joj O xkgroyk O cgy Muj? Ckrr, O cgy vxgeotm gtj O yajjktre xkgroykj O cgy zgrqotm zu seykrl.”
91. “Wi vspo rkc loox yxo vyxq nocmoxd sxdy boczomdklsvsdi.”
92. “Pswbu dcksftiz wg zwys pswbu o zorm. Wt mci vojs hc hszz dscdzs mci ofs, mci ofsb'h.”
93. “Lg cfgo wnwf gfw daxw zsk tjwslzwv wskawj twusmkw qgm zsnw danwv. Lzak ak lg zsnw kmuuwwvwv.”
94. “U iuet bqabxq iagxp xahq qhqdknapk qxeq ftq imk ftqk xahq yq. Uf iagxp nq m nqffqd iadxp.”
95. “Dro iyexq wkx uxygc dro bevoc, led dro yvn wkx uxygc dro ohmozdsyxc.”
96. “Oczmz dn jigt jiz xgvnn di ocz xjhhpidot ocvo ocdifn hjmz vwjpo hjizt ocvi ocz mdxc, viy ocvo dn ocz kjjm. Ocz kjjm xvi ocdif ja ijocdib zgnz.”
97. “Nbsy tqput uif fy.”
98. “Vg vf n tbbq guvat sbe na harqhpngrq zna gb ernq obbxf bs dhbgngvbaf.”
99. “Ymfy'x fqq ktqpx!”
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