Starburst...to give you that extra "burst" of energy at the end of your route
Bag...to put your frustrations, worries and troubles in before you go home
M & Ms...to remind you that you are "M"arvelous and "M"eaningful Mounds Bar...for the mounds of miles you walk Tootsie Roll...to help complaints "roll" off your back Happy Faces...to remind you that smiling is contagious Symphony Bar...to put some music into your route Scissors...to help you "cut" out the bad parts of your day Peppermints...to keep you cool
P.S....I asked the Postmaster to increase your salary to "$100 GRAND" and he said that your "CHEX" are in the mail.
Menopause Survival Kit
put M&M's into a cute container and add these directions To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one. At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one. Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.
The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.
If you feel a headache coming on eat the YELLOW one. The BLUE one reduces bloating.
If all symptoms occur at the same time, eat the WHOLE bag.