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Novelty Recipes

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On a pretty piece of paper perhaps on a lace doily print the following:

 

Reminders of why I love you:

 

Sweet Escapes- for those times we spend alone

 

Candle- you are the light of my life

 

Peppermint Patty- for the cool sensations you give me

 

Stick of gum- for all the times you've stuck by me

 

Matches- we are a perfect match

 

Charmin Tissue- you are too irresistible NOT to squeeze

 

Mounds- for the mounds of love I feel for you....

 

Hugs and Kisses- your name

 

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Mail Carriers Survival Kit

Hamburgers...to divert the dogs attention (Hamburgers...either the gummi
candy ones, or gift certificates to MacDonalds/Burger King.) Cotton Balls...to cushion your rough roads Snickers Bar...to remind you to keep your sense of humor