On a tranquil November evening, the author (Agent 33) and his wife (Agent 32) venture to a vegetarian restaurant in east Charlotte for dinner. Nothing noteworthy is happening until a pair of young Caucasian ladies sits behind the author. The college women proceed to have a 'dramatic' conversation, which gets recorded. Later, Agent 32 gives her take on their dialogue. If this little tale were an American movie, it would be most likely be rated PG-13 (adult conversation). Approx. 1300 words.