I dedicate this to the late great Spike Milligan, a lunatic genius, who wished for his headstone to read "I told you I was ill”.
A huge thank you to my proof readers, Nicky Larner and Ann
Hancox, I am surprised they didn’t go goggle eyed from all the
grammar checks.
Another big thank you to the illustrator, AJ Hateley, an amazing
effort, if anyone requires her artistry then you can browse her work and contact her directly at:
http://www.pknives.studentartfolio.com/
Lastly but not least I would like to thank myself for my
perseverance and sufferance in writing this story, if you have any comments you can email me directly at:
I hope you enjoy reading this; it’s a personal thing I know.
‘O mother, mother!
What have you done? Behold, the heavens do ope,
The gods look down, and this unnatural scene
They laugh at. O my mother, mother! O!’
William Shakespeare,
‘Coriolanus’