She Was A Blond by D.A.Sanford - HTML preview

Bee is a hornet and I have to poke at the nest

It was very hard for me to digest that all I went through, all that travel, all those people I fought and healed, were created inside that pocket dimension. As Felicity told me so very long ago, or could all this time be just a day or two on the outside, the pocket dimension is the size of a blueberry to someone not allowed access to it.

Got sidetracked, I now have mastered the deck enough that Jaylin told me it was time to encounter real situations. Real life and death situations.

Even though we are no longer in the pocket, the RV is special in more than just dimensionally. I am told that we will be able to travel in an instant to situations like in the pocket.

I find that I still have some reservations about being out here in my old world. In the pocket, we encountered many different personalities but there is real crazy out here. People out here kill because you don’t butter the toast on the right side. Sometimes they just want to spray a crowd.

Famous celebrities telling others how to live, while living their drugged lives.

I again say that it is crazy out here. Little could I imagine just how crazy.

Felicity had me drive down a road because there is a diner that she wanted to eat at. She was emphatic that we had to stop. Why do I flash back to nude truckers in the parking lot? I chuckle to myself but as the diner door opens, a chill went down my back and I already taste the bile rising.

“What the hell are you doing here you worthless piece of shit?”

Standing there, in a waitress uniform, was my wonderful ex-wife, Bee. Don’t let the similarity in the name Bee. She is not a bee, one sting and dies. She is a hornet who can keep -on stinging. This will be a task to keep my cool but I still remember Jaylin’s remark that I can read the inflection of the words and respond correctly.

Bee really is totally embarrassed for me to see her in this situation. Poor and serving others.

“Bee, it is wonderful to see you again. Please let me introduce the loves of my life. This is Felicity and this is Jaylin. Both have helped me remake my life into one that is very good.”

“I don’t give a shit who you are with but you still are driving that rundown RV.”

I smile and ask the person who has the manager badge how much she makes an hour. I am told and hand that one double.

“My two ladies, please take Bee and show her around our RV but not the visitor RV.”

They both start to giggle and take her, arm in arm, and lead her into the raggedy RV.

Going in, Felicity went first and almost dragged Bee in. Jaylin pushes the stunned Bee’s butt through the door. Inside Jaylin’s normal appearance now can be seen. Bee does not register them because she is seeing a palatial mansion within that old RV.

They show her around, then sit her down at the table.

“What the hell is this place?” she asks but then she does see Jaylin’s appearance and for the first time she shows some genuine concern. “He made a deal with a devil! Please don’t kill me.”

Felicity takes her hand. “Jaylin is not the devil. She is a wonderful mage who has taught Craig what is important to his life. We are going to be wives after this mission is done. Whether you want to or not, you are needed on this mission. You are coming with us.”

It is only then that she realizes that the RV is moving.

I tell my two that I have erased her from their minds. “There are four takeout breakfasts in the bag up here.” My bubbly Felicity comes running up the hallway and grabs the bag and gives me a kiss.

The three eat and my two explain to her that she is needed to finish his training. They tell her that he now is one of two most powerful beings in the universe.

Bee does a spit take on that and bursts out laughing.

“That idiot! He is the reason that heat and eat food packages tell you to remove from the cardboard box before putting it in the oven. He is dumber than a red brick. Let me out. I have to leave to puke at the thought.”

I stop and open the door. I can feel some of those old hurts trying to float to the surface. I need to calmly talk alone with her.

She steps out and can tell that they are quite a few miles away and is now very mad. I now see this needs to happen.

“Bee, you really need to travel with us while I finish my training. I only can tell you that after a few weeks, you will find what you have been looking for. That is not me but I bet you that I can break you, tame you and make you act like a lap cat in that time.”

She bursts out laughing. Spits at my feet, then goes back into the RV.

Sitting down at the table, she looks like she has just been challenged. “This stupid example of a man just tells me that he can make me a lap cat in two weeks. I want the best room in the RV. You two will cook for me and me alone.”

They both burst out laughing and Jaylin tells her that she will starve before they will let her rule this RV.

“You may need to be here but you are going to get mad at us because we know a hidden secret that even you will not know until Craig stops you in your tracks.”

That only is throwing down the gauntlet in front of her.

I decide to show her something. I snap my fingers and now the inside matches the outside of the RV.

“The best bed is that fold down bench you have your fat ass sitting on.”

I return it back to the palace inside with another snap. Then I go back to driving to the next destination on the GPS screen.

My two are giggling at her reaction and Felicity tells her, “Yes he is that powerful. That is only a two of diamonds.”

Bee is getting really pissed and Jaylin shows her to her room. Bee finds that is bigger than the studio apartment she can afford on her waitress pay. There is a big shower, queen size bed and the closet is filled with clothes that she had when she divorced Craig.

She is in the shower and all she can think about is his challenge. That power is not natural but still he is no match for her. She is now resolved that she cannot let him be this comfortable, this happy when she is on the bottom.

While she is enjoying the hot water she has a plan. The next stop, she will take this from him. Like he did with her, she is going to kidnap blondie and horn freak. Imay find a circus and sell her off to a side show.

She finishes her shower and walks out to the three of us laughing.

I tell her that I need to stretch my legs and leave the RV. My two tell her that they need a shower. This is her chance.

Bee runs to the front and finds that she cannot find the RV driving area. It is only a couch with a picture window. All she hears is laughter. Felicity is the one that talks to her.

“Your thoughts leak like an old rotten bucket. The driver’s area is only accessible to the three of us. That is why Craig stopped the RV.”

I get in the driver’s seat and only now does it reform into the drivers area. I wink at her and tell her that she needs to think about her situation. Without turning a key or touching a button, the engine starts and I ask her if she wants to drive.

Bee stomps off to the kitchen, grabs something and goes to her room.

Jaylin sits with me and now tells me that I am handling this well, so far. Then she informs me that I need to turn off me ability to hear what she is thinking.

“This is going to be your final challenge. Know this, she has evil revengeful thoughts. Remember the man you rescued. You need to be him. Sitting, smiling and just holding up your sign that says I’m free.”

She gives me my first kiss on the lips. She gowns as I grab both horns and rub. Looking up, as Jaylin sinks to the floor, I see Bee with a scowl on her face. I have no idea exactly what she is thinking but I just smile. I fall back to the image of that man, smiling and holding up his sign.

This by no means has been an easy couple of weeks. Bee has pulled numerous stunts. Some have not been border line, they have crossed the line and the stopping up the toilets, then urinating on the plug, almost caused me to raise my voice. I pictured me holding up that ‘I’m free’ sign in her face.

She is actually coming to a boil. I have told mine that I may need to freeze her. Felicity said that I am close to being ready. Jaylin said that , if I can look at my sign,

“You will be ready.”

Bee has not given up but all I do is smile. I have pulled over in a rest stop and was eating a sandwich. I know that she is still trying to steal the RV with no success. Now, after punching all areas of what would be the dash, she comes running back to us saying that she did not do anything.

She told us that there is lights flashing and a voice repeating one word. ALERT.

We go up to the front and I sit in the driver’s seat.

There on the GPS screen is a flashing red pointer with one word above then pointer.

“JED”