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The Bureau of Dreams to be Continued
Page 115
“Smart man. Just as well. All three of these “Bizarro” writers talk about how they idolize him, but when they get a chance to meet him, no takers. I might do better if I didn’t tell people about the butt plug and the colostomy bag stuff. Most people don’t know this, but God made me to be honest. My curse is that nobody wants to hear the truth, so they say I’m a liar. It’s God who is the liar.”
“Never talks to me at all.”
“Yeah, he got that ecumenical image, but he’s a real snob. Got his chosen people, and everyone else can go eat shit as far as he’s concerned. So what else can I do for you?”
“Well, I’d really like to wake up at least a few hours before sundown. Seems pretty reasonable request to me.”
“Eeeooooow, reasonable you ignorantly say. You would think so, wouldn’t ya? Do you have any idea how much time and effort it takes to do that? Could be years, even decades. Besides, even if I took the time; you’d start complaining that you’re not fully awake and want me to prove to you that you are; which is of course impossible even if I knew what that is; and in the meantime you’ll renege on the deal and start complaining.”