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The Bureau of Dreams to be Continued
Page 114
“I want to be awakened.”
“With the lights out it’s less dangerous. Um, sorry, bro, can’t handle that one. But, I can get you a dinner with Jon Procalm.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Hey, give me a break. Some jerk told me that Jon was going to be the next big thing in Bizarro. ........ Well, he didn’t lie. ........ Hard to tell. Jon may well be the big thing, but Bizarro has about five followers. So, I sprung and now I’ve got like 200 of these things to get rid of, no takers, and the jackass is going to get killed in about a year.”
“Oh, that’s awful. Maybe I’ll take one, but it’s got to be a package deal. Who or what is going to kill him?”
“Those poisonous little bacterial fuckers which grow on well used butt plugs. Colostomy bag and the whole trip ain’t gonna help. Those little bastards move quicker than a scalpel.”
“Colostomy bag?”
“Yeah, I mean it won’t be all that long. And they make ‘em better now. The things just don’t burst open like they used to.”
“Yeah, yeah. I heard that about the water beds. I think I’ll pass on that one.”