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Sudetenland Tales
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temporarily, in which the chip is inserted into otherwise human brains.
He issued a new internal memo/directive.
To: All bot producing managers and staff From: Elon Musk, CEO
Subject: Reassignment
By now you must all be aware of the problems with the artificial bots. I don’t think I have to specify that you’ve done a lousy job. Awful. The worst. DOGE would not tolerate this in the public monopoly.
But, since we are private (mostly) and since I’m a nice guy I’m not firing any of you ....... yet.
Besides, these H1-B Indians can’t tell the difference between a curb and a crapper.
After you deposit the remaining bots-in-production in the basement, piled up as neatly as the Holodomor attendees, you may have the rest of the week off with full pay.
Upon your return Monday, you will find a supply of cheap, sedated humans, upon whom you will insert the brain chips. Just think about it. With the huge reduction in cost afforded by no