Sudetenland Tales by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

Sudetenland Tales

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make me laugh. All their choices are worse to them than me. So, just sit down and shut up, before I put ICE on your ass.

We’re going to make me, you and America greater than ever before, whether you like it or not, by doing the bidding of our greatest ally; Israel as represented by Netanyahu and his Mossad. Believe me, my man Bibi has got it all down. You’ve heard the fake news, the climate hoaxers, crying about polar bears and melting ice. They’ve been predicting us being underwater for forty years, and are not embarrassed by being wrong time and again. Weak! Stupid. Yes. They don’t get it. But I’ll tell you the real story; the biggest, most beautiful plan you’ve ever seen.

We’re not fighting climate change. We’re fighting those who Israel attacks and then show why this is America’s fight. Why? Because they give a few of us lots of money. Why? Because we’re smart. The smartest. While other countries waste money on solar panels and windmills; pathetic, just pathetic, we’re turning up the gas and oil. Drill baby, drill. And hell, if by some small chance the equator will be a sauna; you know what? Who cares? The weak shithole countries there will beg us for help. But America? We’re heading north, folks. Tremendous land up there; Canada, Greenland. The best land. Rich, beautiful, underused, and not all that many darkies. We’re going to take it. We have to. For winning.