Sudetenland Tales by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

Sudetenland Tales

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seminars, and if initially undetected, a public flogging by a libtard. MOT had a police subgroup called the Whip of Truthiness (WOT), who were assigned the task of conducting bogus “investigations” of those who may have not been entirely truthy. Their job was a tad more difficult than most, as they had to make it appear as if they were pursuing those who violated the truthy laws and/or had insulted those currently in power, while never actually prosecuting anyone. The Uniparty management was quite fluid, being necessarily removed from public display whenever they became too obvious in their willful failure to catch anyone, and being transferred to a “hidden” government job with equivalent pay, to be replaced by another flunky who safely does the same thing.

The Department of Feeling Management (DFM), located in the former ruins of an ancient theater, broadcasted hourly Emotional Guidance Reports. If one felt unsanctioned emotions; like melancholy or ironic joy, one is was required to report for recalibration. Their flagship campaign was called "Stop Crying. Start Applauding."

The Academy of Self Certainty Education in Indoctri Nation specialized, focused exclusively on facts that reinforce the Nation's narrative. Critical thinking was once taught but had been replaced by university level Reflexive Agreement 101.