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Sudetenland Tales
Page 173
In an irrelevantly nostalgic mood I googled NYC news.
New York City News
The Weekly Manhattan Abaya Kaftan
Since 1825; two years under present ownership
All the news permitted
After years of generally peaceful co-existence, New York City officials have made plans to create infinite peace between monkeys and hominids.
The macaques that roam District 4 are a symbol of local culture and along with the open air drug market are a major tourist draw. But after years of dangerous encounters with residents and visitors and several failed attempts to bring peace with population controls, local people and businesses have apparently had enough.
The monkeys have always frequently tried to snatch food and smart phones from hominids, sometimes resulting in tussles that can leave people with head knots from well-placed monkey nougies and other injuries.
But outrage grew in March when a woman dislocated her knee after a monkey pulled her off her feet in an effort to grab food, another man was knocked off a motorcycle by a hungry monkey, and other monkeys acquired guns. While it is a matter of conjecture