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Sudetenland Tales
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Salp said three spongy moth treatments will be spaced out in Olympia over a few weeks. Treatments in Skagit County will likely be in mid to late May, according to the WSDA. Each treatment takes a couple of hours to complete.
According to the WSDA, the spongy moth is permanently established in twenty states across the Northeast and Midwest.’
Darkie Feeders
Don’t demonstrate your racism-speciesism by hanging only bird feeders. Show your virtue by hanging a darkie feeder. On sale this week only for just $29.99 plus tax; wattymelon, fried chicken, and crack not included. Genuine plastic with a red screw-off top on the see through container.
Get two for just $49.99 plus tax. Save money! As don’t you just know that the darkies are going to steal it.’
Hey, no worries. They’ll find it prudent to think it’s one of the sanctuary city’s benefits for bums. I’ll add some tasteless botulinum to the freebies. It’s hard to rank the lethality of toxins, but experts agree that botulinum is several orders of magnitude deadlier than sarin. It is the gold standard. The nervous system fails and the recipient dies in extreme pain. Works miracles on wrinkles, too.