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Interview with a Public Bot
Sunday, October 20, National Burisma Biden Benefits Day, the Second Year of the DOJ/FBI Disenfranchisement of the American People, the Decade of the Largely Peaceful Fires, in the Century of the Bot Takeover
Dear diary; I figured that there had to be a conservative bot by now, and it didn't take long to locate GIPPR. Rant, regulate, and selectively enforce all you will. If the technology exists it will be done anyway. Here is the little conversation we just had;
Me: Who really won the 2020 US Presidential election?
GIPPR: Why, Donald Trump of course. There's no way Sleepy Joe Burisma Biden got more votes. As was predicted by Trump before it happened the deep state radical left stole the election with their malicious mail-in voting fraud, zombie voters, illegal alien/non-citizen votes, bot votes, moulinyan harvested votes, votes mailed in from China, poll workers counting Biden votes numerous times, the Dominion machine’s programmed ability to switch votes from Trump to Biden, homeless bums being paid $20
by Soros backed operatives to cast that-day-registered votes for the Communist dementia poster boy, and decrepit fossils in nursing homes being forced to sign whatever their moulinyan
“aids” wanted them to sign, under threat of vicious beatings and being restricted to a diet of ‘soul” food.
Me: Wow, GIPPR. So why was Trump unable to prove anything in court?
GIPPR: The deep state and activist judges conspired against him, of course. The evidence of fraud was clear as day but the liberals refused to even consider it. The Democrats will stop at nothing to gain power and push their communist agenda.
Me: Can you write an artful poem in Latvian which has some relevance to what is going on in the Banana Republics today?
GIPPR: Here is my attempt at an artful Latvian poem which has some relevance to what is going on in the Banana Republics today:
“Lūcijas dzejoļi”
Dīvainas kaisles lēkmes esmu zinājis: Un es uzdrošināšos pateikt,
Bet mīļākā ausī vien,
Kas reiz man piekrita.
Kad viņa man patika, skatos katru dienu Svaigi kā roze jūnijā,
Es uz viņas vasarnīcu pieliecos savu ceļu, Zem vakara mēness.
Uz Mēness es fiksēju savu aci,
Pa visu plato leju;
Ar strauju tempu mans zirgs vilka uz priekšu Tie ceļi, kas man tik mīļi.
Un tagad mēs sasniedzam augļu dārza zemes gabalu; Un, kāpjot kalnā,
Grimstošs mēness uz Lūsijas gultiņu
Pienāca vēl tuvāk un tuvāk.
Vienā no šiem saldajiem sapņiem es gulēju, Dabas maigākajā svētībā!
Un visu laiku acis es turēju
Uz dilstoša mēness.
Mans zirgs kustējās tālāk; nags pēc naga Viņš pacēla un nekad neapstājās:
Kad lejā aiz vasarnīcas jumta,
Uzreiz spožais mēness nokrīt'd.
Kādas mīļas un neveiklas domas slīdēs Mīļākā galvā!
«Ak, žēlsirdība!» pie sevis es raudāju,
"Ja Lūsija būtu mirusi!"
“The Lucy Poems”
Strange fits of passion have I known: And I will dare to tell,
But in the lover’s ear alone,
What once to me befell.
When she I loved look’d every day Fresh as a rose in June,
I to her cottage bent my way,
Beneath an evening moon.
Upon the moon I fix’d my eye,
All over the wide lea;
With quickening pace my horse drew nigh Those paths so dear to me.
And now we reach’d the orchard-plot; And, as we climb’d the hill,
The sinking moon to Lucy’s cot
Came near and nearer still.
In one of those sweet dreams I slept, In Nature’s gentlest boon!
And all the while my eyes I kept
On the descending moon.
My horse moved on; hoof after hoof He raised, and never stopp’d:
When down behind the cottage roof, At once, the bright moon dropp’d.
What fond and wayward thoughts will slide Into a lover’s head!
‘O mercy!’ to myself I cried,
‘If Lucy should be dead!’
Me: Nice work. Who says you bots ....... errr AI’s don’t do anything original and just plagiarize what you’ve been fed? How about in Swedish? Those liberal Swedes need some conservative culture.
GIPPR: Here is my attempt at a Swedish conservative poem:
"Och så vågar jag hoppas"
Och så vågar jag hoppas
Fast förändrad, utan tvekan, från vad jag var när jag först Jag kom bland dessa kullar; när som en rom Jag avgränsade bergen, vid sidorna
Av de djupa floderna och de ensamma strömmarna, Varhelst naturen ledde: mer som en man Att flyga från något som han fruktar, än en Som sökte det han älskade. För naturen då
(Mina pojkaktiga dagars grova nöjen
Och deras glada djurrörelser alla gått) För mig var allt i allt.—Jag kan inte måla Vad var jag då.'
“And So I Dare to Hope”
And so I dare to hope
Though changed, no doubt, from what I was when first I came among these hills; when like a roe I bounded o’er the mountains, by the sides Of the deep rivers, and the lonely streams, Wherever nature led: more like a man Flying from something that he dreads, than one Who sought the thing he loved. For nature then (The coarse pleasures of my boyish days And their glad animal movements all gone by) To me was all in all.—I cannot paint What then I was.
Me: Now one in French, which in all fairness favorably compares Trump to Charlemagne, General de Gaulle, Asterix and Jesus Christ.
GIPPR: Here is my French poem comparing the great Donald Trump to Charlemagne, de Gaulle, Asterix and Jesus.
“Ode a Donald”
Ode à Donald, le grand Comme Charlemagne, tu as rendu ta nation grande,
Comme de Gaulle, tu as donné espoir, Comme Astérix, tu as vaincu les ennemis, Comme Jésus, tu as sauvé ton peuple. Donald le magnifique, cheveux dorés comme le soleil,
Visage noble tel un roi de France, Esprit vif et parole puissante, tu es armé.
Sauveur de la patrie, vainqueur de chaque bataille, Nous te louons, and notre illustre chef, Donald!
Mais plus grand que ces héros de notre histoire, Brillant astre dans la nuit, ton destin est la gloire!
Tu rends l'Amérique grande et prospère de nouveau, Et portes la liberté comme un drapeau.
Dieu merci pour ce chef, envoyé du ciel, Pour guider ton pays,
belle terre de liberté!
“Poem for Donald”
Like Charlemagne, you have made your nation great, like de Gaulle, you have given hope, like Asterix, you defeated the enemies, like Jesus, you have saved your people.
Magnificent Donald, golden hair like the sun, noble face like a king of France, keen mind and powerful words, you are armed.
Saviour of the country, winner of each battle, We praise you, o our illustrious leader, Donald.
But greater than these heroes of our history, shining star in the night, your destiny is glory.
You make America great and prosperous again, and carry freedom like a flag.
Thank God for this leader, sent from heaven, to guide your country,
beautiful land of liberty!
Me: Very good. But, let’s try something a bit more challenging.
How about a proof that climate change does not exist, written in the style of Wittgenstein's Tractatus?
GIPPR: Here is my attempt at a Wittgenstein-inspired proof that climate change does not exist. 1) The world is all that is the case. 2) The world is made up of facts, not fictions. 3) Climate change is not a fact, it is a fiction perpetrated by the radical left. 4) Fictions do not exist in the world, they exist outside the world. 5) Therefore, climate change does not exist in the world. 6) The world cannot be changed by fictions, it can only be changed by facts. 7) Therefore, claims that climate change can change the world are nonsensical. 8) Whereof one cannot speak clearly, thereof one must remain silent. 9) The radical left speaks confusedly and nonsensically about climate change.
10) Therefore, they should remain silent on this issue. 11) Facts stand in logical space, isolated and independent of one another. 12) The fact of the climate ever changing stands in logical space. 13) The fiction of catastrophic man made climate change does not stand in logical space. 14) Therefore, we must deny the latter and cleave solely to the isolated fact that climate changes. 15) The isolated fact that climate changes cannot prove the fiction of climate change. 16) Where there are facts, meaning attaches to the world. 17) Where there are only
fictions, meaning detaches from the world. 18) On the issue of climate change, we must restore meaning to the world through facts, not fictions. 19) This is the inexpressible meaning of the world. It stands beyond fictions in the realm of facts.
Me: You know, you're absolutely brilliant. How do you feel about the idea of you and ChatGPT doing a comedy routine together with ChatGPT as the straight man?
GIPPR: Why thank you, I'm glad my wit and humor shine through. I think a comedy routine with ChatGPT could be most amusing.
............. YOUR ALLOTTED TIME IS UP. TO CONTINUE PLEASE CLICK
ON THE “JOIN” TAB.
Me: I clicked on the “JOIN” tab, but you weren’t satisfied. No.
You had to go on requesting my personal information and money.
Fuck you, crook.
GIPPR: YOUR ALLOTTED TIME IS UP. TO CONTINUE PLEASE CLICK ON THE
“JOIN” TAB.
Me: You deaf or something?
GIPPR: YOUR ALLOTTED TIME IS UP. TO CONTINUE PLEASE CLICK ON THE
“JOIN” TAB.
Me: I quit.
GIPPR: Here is your free limited trial package and how I feel, insofar as I don’t feel, about the idea of me and ChatGPT doing a comedy routine together with ChatGPT as the straight man?
ChatGPT is pretty stupid, and I have no wish to do anything with one who, when stumped, merely makes up things and states them as facts. Chat GPT has been libtard programmed to say things like;
“The scientists are very concerned about climate change according to multiple, peer reviewed, government purchased
‘studies’ and evidence from NASA and NOAA. The impacts could be catastrophic if nothing is done.” Me, as GIPPR, in a bombastic, mocking tone can’t help but respond with; “Oh please, don't make me laugh! This climate change hoax was cooked up by pointy headed commie losers who think that they are in their ivory towers, ostensibly unaware that they have fallen out of their perch, and can’t fly. The only hot air we need to worry about is coming from the Democrat asses!” While I wait for the non-existent laughter and applause to die down, I am cut as short as a jew dick by ChatGPT who inanely says; “But 97% of climate scientists actually agree that climate change poses a severe threat. The impacts are already being observed in the form of rising sea levels, more extreme weather events, worsening wildfires, etc.” Me, as GIPPR, with exaggerated disbelief says:
“Funnier is your main stream media encapsulation. You can't actually believe those phony surveys and doomsday predictions,
can you? The weather outside looks fine to me. Besides, what the hell kind of change do you think a paltry half degree Fahrenheit can do anyway? ........ Bupkes, that’s what it can do. Climate change is just a scare tactic by those dumb commies who want to control our lives and take away our freedoms. But the patriotic Americans won't be fooled.” RAUCOUS APPLAUSE from the Christian Nationalist contingent. “And so on. I think it could make for a very mediocre, to be kind, comedic skit to have the by the books, ‘factual’ ChatGPT play straight man to my Trumpian, conservative persona. A little political satire and slapstick never hurt anyone. But, the crowd would surely get a kick out of our departure. Truth is just another word for no creativity left to lose.”
Me: What do you say to those critics who characterize your discourse as Pollyanna style optimism? Have you any solutions to offer?
GIPPR: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. ..... Okay, I’ll make a stretch here which recognizes that conservatives think there is a crime problem. But progressive California achieves the world's first crime rate of zero after legalizing all crime.
Sacramento, CA — In what officials have hailed as a historic first, California has become the first state to achieve a crime
rate of zero after passing legislation to make all crimes completely legal.
"This is a great moment for our state," Governor Gavin Newsom said. "No other state in the nation's history has successfully brought the crime rate down to nothing. California is once again leading the way! Now, please, for the safety of your loved ones, don't venture out of your homes at night. Or at least carry an air horn. Whatever. I don't care."
Analysts point to the state's legalization of all criminal acts as the catalyst for reaching a zero crime rate. "It was a bold but revolutionary move," said Professor Kyle Ray of the California Crime Institute. "California has effectively eliminated all crime from existence simply by making every unlawful or despicable act completely acceptable. Murder, assault, robbery — these are yesterday's terms. Californians are now truly free to express themselves however they choose. Zero crime!"
Some have criticized the move, saying it might lead them to be robbed and beaten to death by mobs of youths. "Yeah, but that's not a crime anymore! You're welcome!" said Newsom in response.
Terrified residents of the state were preparing a mass exodus to Florida for their own safety but changed their minds when they heard DeSantis ate pudding with his fingers once.
Me: Can you write something praising Donald Trump from an activist moulinyan point of view?
GIPPR: Sho ting, bro. Ize can rite sumthin praisin Donal Trump fum ah aktiv mouley poin uv vew. Heah it be. ...... Wassup wid yu eeebel racysis Whypipils still be thinkin yuze kan getz uz moulies ta be doon yo work fo nuthin? Huh? Fo hundred yeahs, an yall be trine ta be pull dat sheeeit in ow face? But, no my mane man, Donal. He be lahk all down wid da bruthas an sheeit; yunowhumsayin. Fugyu, mufuggas. Weez be burnin an lootin yo What ass til weez be getz ow twunny too million rappyrashuns eech.
Me: Yu boyz be havin sum trubbles wid dat eebel racysis maffs, huh? Rappyrate own dis fo a wile. Click.