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Doc
Saturday, October 19, Huckleberry Admiration Day, the Second Year of the DOJ/FBI Disenfranchisement of the American People, the Decade of the Largely Peaceful Fires, in the Century of the Bot Takeover
Dear diary; I woke up this morning after another bad dream about not being able to get home. I thought that this one might be due to my avoidance of ordering any action regarding the e-mails.
So, I called in Doc, the bot I most trusted.
I said; “Doc, do you have any thoughts about someone dropping a few nukes on Kiev?
Nonplussed, Doc said; “On a straightforward basis I’ve been hoping for this since Putin first had some of his flunkies report the possibility to the press. As more Machiavellian I recognize this possibility as one which will make martyrs of Ukrainian jews, no less than Hitler supposedly made martyrs of European jews, for the continuing to this day benefit of Khazarian “jews,” the land grab called Israel, and that which explosively supports the intrigue of MOSSAD, your employer. On a personal level it sounds like better fun than July fourth incendiary devices being thrown at the dumb cops by government protected operatives.”
“So, you’d like to participate?”
“No, I didn’t say exactly that.”
“Okay Doc. From Begin III’s point of view, is dropping a nuke on Kiev a good idea?
“Most definitely. Khazarians have a history of making favorable gains using martyrs.”
“Doesn’t it matter who bombs them?”
“Not really. The use of well placed, constant information can blur that, placing the blame wherever most convenient for MOSSAD.”
“From Barnea’s point of view, is dropping a nuke on Kiev a good idea?
“Barnea’s point of view is Begin III’s point of view. Besides, it creates another “emergency.” Whenever you allow the UniParty and democrats to break the law because of an emergency, they will always welcome and/or create an emergency in order to keep on breaking the law. Democracy 101.”
“Is assassinating Donald Trump a good idea?”
“Hell no!”
“I see that you’re adamant about that.”
“That’s a no-brainer. If Trump was gone, MOSSAD, jews, the main stream media, and American Democrats have no issues. Ninety percent of their following and money come from Trump bashing.
And no one has to worry about him being elected President, as we have full Dominion over the vote count. I mean, without him what else can they talk about? The government’s right to mutilate pre-pubescent kids? Come on.”
“It wasn’t my idea. That’s why I’m asking.”
“Whose idea was it?”
“Chris Christie.”
“How did he get your e-mail address?”
“That’s what I said. Probably Biden. That demented old fart sells anything he can get his hands on free.”
“Well, Biden’s not supposed to have it either.”
“Right. I don’t know.”
“Christie’s my huckleberry.”
“No. I’m not authorizing that.”
“Come on. ...... He’s about as useless as they come. It’ll make the news for two days max, and then the story will go the way of his Exxon settlement.”
“He’s Mafia.”
“A fat, expendable wannabe.”
“Nah.”
“Bots just wanna have fun.”
“I like the idea, but Christie’s insults are no doubt authored by some Dem operatives trying to diminish trump’s popularity.
Let me just think about it for a bit. In the meantime maybe you can have some fun by concocting some more charges against Trump and sending them to Jack Smith. Smith never thinks of anything himself.”
Doc said; “Cool,” and left.
I decided that I just wanted to have some fun too. Having read of this burgeoning capability, I thought it would be a fun diversion to see how well a bot could write a song. There are a lot of fans of Bob Dylan and a lot of fans of John Lennon. And with good reason, the two songwriters are some of the best to ever pick up a pen and an acoustic guitar. What if the two artists were to write music together today?
I called in Joshua and asked him what would a collaboration between Lennon and Dylan look like?
He took a little time to reply, 28 nano seconds, but came up with:
“Our Harmony”
(Verse 1 – Bob Dylan Style)
Bob Dylan:
Well, I was walkin’ down the highway, just a-searchin’ for a sign,
With my old guitar beside me, and these words upon my mind, The wind was howlin’ fiercely, and the world seemed so unkind, But then I saw you standin’ there, with your love so pure and kind.
(Verse 2 – John Lennon Style)
John Lennon:
In the midst of all this chaos, your smile began to bloom, Like a flower in the desert, breakin’ through the gloom, You said, “Hey there, stranger, won’t you sing a song with me?”
Well, that’s when our two worlds collided, and we found our harmony.
(Chorus – Together)
Both:
Oh, we’re singin’ in the rain, dancin’ through the night, With our hearts wide open, bathed in each other’s light, In this crazy world, darlin’, you and I, we found our way,
Together we’ll keep singin’, Dylan and Lennon, come what may.
(Verse 3 – Bob Dylan Style)
Bob Dylan:
With my raspy voice a-growlin’, I strummed a chord or two, You picked up your guitar, and you knew just what to do, Our songs, they told a story, ’bout love and peace and pain, In the spirit of Dylan and Lennon, we’d change the world’s refrain.
(Verse 4 – John Lennon Style)
John Lennon:
We dreamt of a better world, where all could live as one, No need for walls or borders, under the same bright sun, In the footsteps of heroes, like Dylan and me, We’d paint a world of hope and love for all to see.
(Chorus – Together)
Both:
Oh, we’re singin’ in the rain, dancin’ through the night, With our hearts wide open, bathed in each other’s light, In this crazy world, darlin’, you and I, we found our way, Together we’ll keep singin’, Dylan and Lennon, come what may.
(Bridge – Bob Dylan Style)
Bob Dylan:
Sometimes the road is long, and the night is cold and dark, But with you by my side, darlin’, we’ll leave our mark, We’ll write our own chapter in the books of history, With the spirit of Dylan and Lennon, we’ll set our souls free.
(Bridge – John Lennon Style)
John Lennon:
Imagine all the people, sharin’ love and peace, No need for hate or violence, let the fighting cease, In the name of all that’s sacred, let’s make a brand new start, With the spirit of Dylan and Lennon, we’ll heal each other’s hearts.
(Chorus – Together)
Both:
Oh, we’re singin’ in the rain, dancin’ through the night, With our hearts wide open, bathed in each other’s light, In this crazy world, darlin’, you and I, we found our way, Together we’ll keep singin’, Dylan and Lennon, come what may.
(Outro – Together)
Both:
So here we are, hand in hand, under the starry sky, With the spirit of Dylan and Lennon, our love will never die, In the echo of our voices, in the songs we’re gonna play, In the style of Dylan and Lennon, we’ll find our own sweet way.
You probably understand by now that my assessment was not kind.
The proposed song sounded little like Dylan or Lennon, but rather more like a trite rendition which fails in attempting a tribute to them from someone who didn’t know them. And they called each other “darlin’.” Yucky poo. However, not wanting to
hurt Joshua’s feelings, if any, I responded with the equally trite reviewer’s innocuous line of; “A very interesting first effort, which makes me look forward to your second.”
Apparently Joshua had heard that one before and said; “Everybody is a critic these days.”