cuz you run-past-this-info
you dumb-ass-resentful
punk learn that some-bad-periferals
could end you sunk-back in drug-traffic-central
where no father could bring his son-back-from-his-doom!
You wouldn’t know what to do with a gun anyway! here’s a few reminders,
You mentioned knives as your weapon not firearms, you decided
To make me into the target to try neutralize it
But you equipped a crude appliance
For a gun fight, i wish you were wiser,
Besides if you did have a gat, you’d walk around with a full clip bored (clipboard) I’d think you were a supervisor!
What’s even worse to me,
Is I bet he only learned how to freestyle, in case of emergencies!
Like if a lawyer plays the jury a tape recording of you in court then,
You’d quickly freestyle your way out of it to distort it,
They’d play the tape that had your voice saying: “Yeah I shot the snitch in the face! Cuz he’s a major cunt!” he could deliberately instantly think of thee rhymes through a bullshit epiphany!
“Mr. Stark how do you respond?”
He’d be freestyling while he’s crying and spiraling like: “I didn’t say ‘yeah I shot that snitch in the face! Cuz he’s a major cunt’ I said ‘grab my chocolates in the bag, the peanut flavored ones!’”
All the sudden the next audio tape comes out, his voice saying: “15 kilos of cocaine I sold at the neighborhood family diner!” Once again: “Mr. Stark how do you respond?” He would stumble and stutter fluttering out the words: “Oh I never said ‘15 kilos of cocaine I sold at thee neighborhood family diner’ I really said: ‘get me 3 loads of gourmet rice bowls add cheese and waiter do ya have any wine sir?’”
See what I’m trying to teach is he didn’t learn to freestyle to be the best MC,
He freestyled as a necessity!
As a survival self defense mechanism used for protection needs!
This ass whooping is your fault! Your creating disdain,
The only thing your best at is being a king/aching .... in pain!!!
A king, aching!
Since I’m here against my will I’ve decided to change his future,
Commit dangerous heinous crimes and easily frame this loser!
At the crime scene I’ll leave used cigarettes with my fingerprints and they’ll think it’s just ignorance,
You’ll minutes away from serving a long prison sentence, livin' with a skinny cell mate, all you’d lift is a small dumbbell, that's "Heavy time with a light wait," (/lightweight) (/light weight)
Triple meaning bitch
Set myself up to fall, but he gets involved in a trip! Same difference!
But to everyone else, you wont be able to pretend that your face is in-a-cent (/innocent) like Abe-Lincoln’s!
Enough is enough! You got what you deserved when you challenged me!
You created a human being, just to battle me,
That so fucking sad to see!
You’ve probably brought in rotten notoriety to your accomplices friends and faculty!
Big shame disdain immense pain to your family!
They should hollering at you saying stop dreaming and come back to the real world this is damaging!
But your scared of the real world and you’d rather put yourself in front of a camera screen for some fantasy!
maybe for you having a split mind is excitin’ but You live in too much of a Two faced reality to face reality!"
PARODY SONGS:
Personal Trainer! Parody of Escape Piña Coladas song by Rupert Holmes by Adam Stark 12/06/2021
Lyrics:
“I was tired of being lazy,
Being heavy set for too long,
Like overly enormous,
Body weight is so wrong!
So while I lay here eatin’
seeing gyms on the internet,
and in the membership column,
There was this trainer that said:
If you like peanuts and almonds,
And getting your body in shape,
If your not feeling gorgeous,
If your ass is not in shape,
If you like waking up at midnight,
if you choose to get in shape,
Then I’m the trainer you’ve looked for!
Find me, we’ll lift weights!
I want to fix up my diet,
I know that sounds like a dream,
But me and my old diet,
Has been a gross and awful routine.
So I spoke to the trainer,
Took out my personal cash,
And nobody would know it,
This got me some flat abs!
Now I eat peanuts and almonds!
I’m lifting all of the weights!
I’m not munching unhealthy food,
I am sipping protein shakes,
I’ve supplied me with some cooking tools,
I can Cut through this red grape,
Then it’s the gym off of 10th Street,
Where we’ll get my fatass in shape!
So I exited out my home,
And I got into the place,
I zoomed over to the front desk,
He said “we’ll work on your shape”
It was this old buffed up trainer,
And he said, “oh, your new?”
He’s got workouts to practice at home with!
And I said, “I never knew!”
But I’ll try peanuts and almonds!
And quittin’ all of my fast food chains!
And a feel for a Keto Drink,
Have my waist become fat drained,
I’ll try waking up at midnight,
Then try to get in shape,
It’s the trainer I’ve looked for,
Run with him, then lift weights
If you like peanuts and almonds,
And getting your body in shape,
If your not feeling gorgeous,
If your ass is not in shape,
If you like waking up at midnight,
if you choose to get in shape,
Then he’s the trainer you’ve looked for!
Find us, we’ll lift weights!
Now You eat peanuts and almonds!
Your lifting all of the weights!
Your not munching unhealthy food,
You are sipping protein shakes,
He’s supplied you with some cooking tools,
You can Cut through that red grape,
Then it’s the gym off of 10th Street,
Where we’ll focus on getting your fatass in shape!”
Dump On A Train - Parody of Drunk On A Plain by Dierks Bentley 4/23/2015
I had this song stuck in my head one day, I looked up the lyrics and decided to write my own lyrics to the same pace as the original song. I made a toilet humor song that literally matches the same syllables as the song it’s parodying! That’s why I’m proud of it. I didn’t just write a chorus and write a certain amount of lyrics per verse, I wrote exactly the same length of lyrics, matching up with the same original song’s timing!
Lyrics:
"I took two weeks vacation for somethin' to do,
A couple biscuits some fruit juice and lots of bad food!
I couldn't just listen to my doctor for heaven sakes,
I took a dump on a train!
I bet the smelling through the aisles got people hazy,
Flooding gates of rivers to the seats that's right behind me,
Now they've got plenty scentsy on to protect their nose from the pain,
I took a dump on a train!
Cries and sniffs from everybody
Now the toilets overflooding
I never learn my lesson, squatting out my feces,
tourists wanna come and eject me,
Grieving over the stench their sniffing!
Told them about my condition,
I ate 30 dishes I've been shittin' for 30 minutes!
I can hardly talk, I might drown,
I just might die, and my socks turning brown!
I'll try Imodium to stop the pain...
They all know I took a dump on a train!
I'll have this day scar my life forever,
Out of toilet paper, time for drastic measures,
Why didn't I see it was wrong to eat a three pound cake?
So hey, I took a dump on a train!
Cries and sniffs from everybody
Now the toilets overflooding
I never learn my lesson, squatting out my feces,
tourists wanna come and eject me,
Grieving over the stench their sniffing!
Told them about my condition,
I ate 30 dishes I've been shittin' for 30 minutes!
I can hardly talk, I might drown,
I just might die, and my socks turning brown!
I'll try Imodium to stop the pain...
They all know I took a dump on a train!
On my way to the ER praying I've got the amount of cash,
So I can live to speak and say how I've healed from this gas,
And when I tell the doctor happened to my ass...
I'll say, I took a dump on a train!
Cries and sniffs from everybody
Now the toilets overflooding
I never learn my lesson, squatting out my feces,
tourists wanna come and eject me,
Grieving over the stench their sniffing!
Told them about my condition,
I ate 30 dishes I've been shittin' for 30 minutes!
I can hardly talk, I might drown,
I just might die, and my socks turning brown!
I'll try Imodium to stop the pain...
They all know I took a dump on a train!
I took a dump on a train!
Train riders might be passed out!
Since I've got anus pain,
I'll cry now,
Cuz I took a dump on a train!"
Non-Rap Songs For Other Genres
I love 90% of old school hip hop, some underground hip hop, and some 1940’s music. So why did I write songs of other genres that I don’t like? And literally sing them?? I was surprised to find out that it is so much easier for me to write lyrics for non rap songs! I mean, extremely easy by comparison! And people who know me well thought that because of the the way I rap generally, being all over the place, that I could never write lyrics to the non rap music genre’s THEY enjoy... well they were wrong! All of my lyrics to these various genres of non rap songs are perfectly sensible and they all have proper patterns to them. I don’t personally think I can sing well, however I have no problem holding on to long notes and my voice won’t lose it’s tone. I’ve practiced singing hard songs. Also I don’t use any bad words in these songs so that they can be family friendly for all!
Mother Nature's Mood Swings! 3/29/2017
This was my ode to Minnesota! The state where the weather is unpredictable! I’ve experienced all 4 seasons on Christmas before!
Lyrics:
"I'm from a place I love and hate called Minnesota,
Where you can catch a heat stroke followed by a cold rush,
You need clothes for all of the seasons,
Shovels, rakes, mulch, salts and rags for similar reasons,
In the summer i hate driving in the traffic, and in the winter it's a hazard to go faster,
Rain sleet and hail on any given dayyyyy,
I've lost count of how many times I've slipped on ice on got frostbite on my faceeeeee,
It was hot so I put on sunscreen,
But then I forgot one thing,
It's Minnesota where the weather is the strangest,
Walked outside and went right back in to start changin',
It went from scolding hot to a snowy spot and now it's rainin'!
if you haven't seen this your in for a strange vacation,
last year it was a blizzard, and this It just rained on Christmas Day with no explanation!
Mother Nature's mood swings!"
Family Campfire Song! 3/29/2017
This was my take on a country song! Sang with my deep voice.
Lyrics:
"I better not get close to the campfire,
my skin gets sunburnt worse than a vampire!
We're the the kind of family that sings!
Can't put up a tent, but I'm known for pullin' some strings!
We'll need mommy and daddy's help to do that,
And if the tent is tipped, please gently move back!
Baked Beans put our circle in ruins,
It must be from all of that darn tootin', darn tootin'!
I woke up feeling profoundly scared,
I wiped my eyes and saw a bare naked, bear!
He chased me down with his mouth droolin' like a faucet,
I said I give up don't eat me and I threw him my wallet!
So I tried to get the fire going without cheating,
But that didn't work, my fire had the unemployment feeling!
Our dogs had been mighty quiet which meant they were up to no good,
No kiddin? I found out they ate 5 logs of firewood!
I suppose I'll cheat and use the lighter for the fire!
But first I'll call the vet and get the best doctor for hire!
Well 2016 camping trips sure are strange,
We didn't put up any tents or get any fishing poles made,
But we had a handful of fun outside playing video games!
Thanks folks for joining us in our outdoor adventures,
Might as well take our story and put this in a blender,
cuz' when I'm in the mix, it's a splendor!"
Blue Collar Blues! 3/29/2017
This is like a 1940’s Jazz / blues song! I think I hit the mark here perfectly! I honestly love music from the 1940’s especially The Ink Spots and Ella Fitzgerald!
Lyrics:
"I've got the... Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar Bluuuuuuues!
I work every single day just to get paid,
Don't think I won't wage war on the wages made,
Live by check to check and balance them everrrrry day!
Wait for taxes and when they come back it's just a shaaaaame!
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar Bluuuuuuues!
Hard labor work I do for my saviiiiiings,
But not too long later I see it and start wavingggggg,
Wall to wall they fall and start cavingggggg,
Window shopping til my eyeballs one the glass are emgravingggggg!
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar Bluuuuuuues!
My finances only matches with blue,
No other color will do,
My neck will never be nuuuuuuude!
Because I'm fashion inclined to this one color of mine, I got the
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!
Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar Bluuuuuuues!"
Dinosaurs Never Paid Taxes! 4/09/2017
This is like a contemporary rock and roll song about something we all hate, taxes! How they never seem to be fair or make sense. We should be getting a TON more than what we actually receive because if it wasn’t for us hard working honorable citizens than there would be none anyways! So I related this to dinosaurs, which sounds silly but if you actually listen to the lyrics you can understand how my use of satire is effective!
Lyrics:
"Dinosaurs never paid taxes! not even a penny, so why should i pay a dime? the system is upsetting
Dinosaurs had claws and tails, and i have lots of mail for bills to pay right on time when their due, dinosaurs are extinct, so taxes should be too
dinosaurs were stomping and running, they were cunning when hunting, yet no one gave them payments?
dinosaurs have mighty-roars, they fought entire wars just for survival with no revival yet for me everytime my eyes-closed, i got another bill from my rivals!
Dinosaurs never paid taxes! not even a penny, so why should i pay a dime? the system is upsetting
Dinosaurs had claws and tails, and i have lots of mail for bills to pay right on time when their due, dinosaurs are extinct, so taxes should be too
dinosaurs were massive giants, that lived on massive islands, and yet they never paid a single cent for rent?
from the jurassic to the triassic not one tax amount was paid or outed for the death penalties! yet we pay for everytime someone breathes
Dinosaurs never paid taxes! not even a penny, so why should i pay a dime? the system is upsetting
Dinosaurs had claws and tails, and i have lots of mail for bills to pay right on time when their due, dinosaurs are extinct, so taxes should be too."
This Poor Guy Can't Sleep, Spent The Day Dreaming! 5/15/2017
This song is a really singy-type song! You have to sing every word to get it right! Plus it’s about another universally acceptable subject: Day dreaming about succeeding/getting things you want! It talks about how we all want to get things but there isn’t enough time in the day it feels like!
Lyrics:
"I picture my future miles ahead, and yet I cannot change pace,
A pictures worth a thousand words, yet when it's gone I can't save face,
I can't hold on to my thoughts, and expect them to stay secrets,
This Poor Guy Can't Sleep? I guess I Spent the Day Dreaming!
I lose every fight with my pillow no matter how early,
I try and ask why buts it's a deadlocked jury,
The verdict is I think when I should be sleeping, and I'm sleeping when I should be thinking,
I couldn't get the hint, even if my bedroom was winking,
I Work 60 hours a week just to make up a part of the slab,
I think it's safe to say that sleeping is the hardest job I've ever had!
I picture my future miles ahead, and yet I cannot change pace,
A pictures worth a thousand words, yet when it's gone I can't save face,
I can't hold on to my thoughts, and expect them to stay secrets,
This Poor Guy Can't Sleep? I guess I Spent the Day Dreaming!
I imagine if I was rich and I could try and buy myself a fence and keep only the 'do-gooders' in, and the 'do-badders' out,
I dream of having 100 cars, just like most of us, I bet only a few haven't now?
All while washing down a cold stack of old gold with a blue ragged towel,
Travel in my private spaceship over to a new Saturn town,
Then I'd sit on my throne in my castle and put on my large two-handed crown!
I picture my future miles ahead, and yet I cannot change pace,
A pictures worth a thousand words, yet when it's gone I can't save face,
I can't hold on to my thoughts, and expect them to stay secrets,
This Poor Guy Can't Sleep? I guess I Spent the Day Dreaming!
I imagine owning a 5-star lodge,
Accompanied nicely with a private 5 car garage,
Inside is a pool plus some nice large spas,
The grass won't slowly stop growing until hundreds of acres later when my yard stops...
Turns out I daydreamed again it was all just my bizarre mirage!
I picture my future miles ahead, and yet I cannot change pace,
A pictures worth a thousand words, yet when it's gone I can't save face,
I can't hold on to my thoughts, and expect them to stay secrets,
This Poor Guy Can't Sleep? I guess I Spent the Day Dreaming!"
Hate Being Late For Work! 6/12/2018
This is my Heavy Metal Song! I yell loudly throughout this song, and once again I utilize the handy tool of mine... a universal idea that most people agree with! In this song it is the idea that everyone should have anxiety about: being late for work! That is a very scary thought for me personally! It’s humiliating to be late for work!
Lyrics:
"Chorus: I HATE being LATE! Why is this my FATE!
I can’t get to work on time!
No matter what I try!
I can hardly get a grip!
I’m tardy every shift!
I need to work it outttttttt, or I’ll be out of workkkkkkkk!
Woke up to an alarm and I hit the snooze! Oops!
Got in my car and I switch it to cruise!
Cars are in my way,
So I starting switching lanes,
Realized I skipped my breakfast,
I’m hungry and getting restless,
Finally made it to the fast lane, I’m thinking “that’s great” until I saw I missed my exitttttttt!
Not again! I screwed up and failed my timing once more! I really have to get this figured out,
Plan better for tomorrow and see what’s in store, gotta take a different route!
I HATE being LATE! Why is this my FATE!
I can not get to work on time!
No matter what I try!
I can hardly get a grip!
I’m tardy every shift!
I need to work it outttttttt, or I’ll be out of workkkkkkkk!
Set 4 alarm clocks throughout my bedroom,
Cooked a pot of coffee to start off the morning,
Had my clothes ready and threw on my best shoes,
Then i saw my windows were down while rain was pouring!
I couldn’t get comfy, my butt was too soaked!
The water ruined my shorts and destroyed my new phone!
My job is sight now finally at last,
but I was stopped in my tracks
as I ran out of gas!
Not again! I screwed up and failed my timing once more! I really have to get this figured out,
Plan better for tomorrow and see what’s in store, gotta take a different route!
I HATE being LATE! Why is this my FATE!
I can not get to work on time!
No matter what I try!
I can hardly get a grip!
I’m tardy every shift!
I need to work it outttttttt, or I’ll be out of workkkkkkkk!
I left before the sun rose to get a head start,
Coffee and breakfast on my lap, but that’s not the best part,
I made every traffic light on time, no excuses today,
No traffic and I’m accelerating to a good pace!
I couldn’t see the lights on, for a second I froze,
No cars in the lot and the gates are all closed?
You should’ve seen my face shocked!
I came in on time on my day off!
I HATE being LATE! Why is this my FATE!
I can not get to work on time!
No matter what I try!
I can hardly get a grip!
I’m tardy every shift!
I need to work it outttttttt, or I’ll be out of workkkkkkkk!"
Procrastination Fascination 7/15/2018
This is my alternative rock song! I sing lyrics in an emotional voice. I chose the subject of procrastinating because I believe a decent amount of people do it so they would be interested in hearing my song about it. The best part about this to me is the funny thing about my chorus here... I sing and hold notes for a long time with words that would never be used for a singing-type of chorus such as singing: “organize your schedule!” I mean seriously, who would hold a long note on the word schedule? Haha come on I think that is really funny, but I did it to stick out from the rest.
Lyrics:
"Woke up, roll back and forth swinging my mattress,
Bounce off of it and spring into-action!
Cook up my breakfast slow as I can,
Took up like an hour and a half,
Sitting at my desk with 100 things to do,
Feeling mad and stressed, I’m just not in the mood,
I feel like I’m glued to the chair,
Make my way outside to get some air,
But that doesn’t help with time,
Because all my jobs are inside!
Chorus:
Procrastinating is more fun then finishing chores up, but in the longgggggg runnnnnnn, it won’t HELP!
Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!
You never know when busy things that matter will interfere, so organize your scheduleeeeeee, please be smart!
Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!
Arrived barely on time to my occupation,
Ended scarcely my first operation,
As it was time to move to the next,
It was close but I avoided the hallway,
I just chose the annoying long way,
The job is relentless, absurd and mundane,
I wish to get through my work before my lunch break,
Procrastinating didn’t make my work load plummet,
So aggravating, i was thinking with my stomach!
Chorus:
Procrastinating is more fun then finishing chores up, but in the longgggggg runnnnnnn, it won’t HELP!
Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!
You never know when busy things that matter will interfere, so organize your scheduleeeeeee, please be smart!
Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!
Invited folks over for a get together,
I should’ve remembered- business before pleasure,
I organized my clothes instead of cleaning,
Poorly timed for my party starts in the evening,
Never washed the dishes,
Only got to business,
Strolled to the kitchen room later,
No cook book, just read the newspaper,
No food ready, not a single drink brewed,
Table isn’t set, found funner things to do,
My guested showed up, angrily looked at me,
Messy home and I haven’t even cooked a thing!
Chorus:
Procrastinating is more fun then finishing chores up, but in the longgggggg runnnnnnn, it won’t HELP!
Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!
You never know when busy things that matter will interfere, so organize your scheduleeeeeee, please be smart!
Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!"
POEMS I wrote (Between 2008-2010)
AMBITION-
"After flirtatious word-phrases, a girl inspired me to write this,
she makes me wanna stop the sinning & be righteous,
& to me, just the thought that we might-kiss
is more intense in my heart then a hostage crysis!
falling asleep in her arms were always my favvrite-nights,
i cried just to make her smile now some would say im paying-the-price,
but just making her smile is givin-me the empathy to saving-a-life.
thats the feeling i come-across when i make-her-smile,
im not feeling like any love-is-lost when it takes-a-while
the site of her face looks more comfy-soft than a baby-child.
I made this girl's heart my new years resolution & im stayin true-to-it,
its like an election for her to find a man & im pursuing-it,
but i always feel as tho im losing-it
because she-loves that my heart is smart but my mouth is saying stupid-shit
no smurf could ever feel as blue-as-this!
she should be with me, despite what im expected-to-think,
our thoughts come as one, im the paper & desk, shes the pen-&-the-ink
i look at her picture whenever im generating-rhyme-words,
no matter how-many-guys she now-says-she-likes im never-waiting-my-turn
it was love at first sight when i saw-her-display,
i'll never be seen sleeping a single night until i become her prince, no longer-in-dismay,
shes so bright she could make the rain disperse mid-day,
i wont quit til im closer to her heart then her ribcage."
FRIENDLESS-
"Found out recently i'm friendless,
thought i had people i could depend on, guess i'm just senseless..
i used to be surrounded with company, now i feel invisible,
like its the first day of middle school
and im tryin to avoid the principal...
but that just an example
if i said i needed help i would get my ass trampled
i went up to my dependable friend, i thought he respected me
i offered a handshake, he said he didnt remember me
he rejected me
neglected me
lost another friend i see...
i wanna ask you people that no longer like me for no reason, what did i do that was So-Bad?
im not that evil mother fucker that put your friend's body in a Toe-Tag
im not the reason your bank has Low-Change!!
so why am i forgotten?
why am i disposed of by you and rotten?
why am i tryin' to find the sign to get out the coffin?
why did you fake fucks put me in this hellish path my ass is walkin?
i guess its Hard-to-Smile
when your a Heartless-Child
my heart got ripped-out,
you could've saved our friendship, but no, you took the ditch-route
i want to know what i did to deserve to be totally ignored-for-life?
tortured-at-night, i mean im already livin a boring-life with some sorta-strife
if i did something wrong, that would be different,
but i didn't, so why in wide world are you people trying to make me feel non-existent?
nobody recognizes me when i walk right Beside-Them
you make me out to be sooo unreal, that a dog couldnt even follow My-Scent
i must be-a-ghost,
but its not like i can see-the-ropes
from which innocent people-choked
i wanted to remain your friends, and even if you didn't want-that-shit,
you can't deny that i saw my name on top of your phones contact-list!
i wondered why i wasn't in any of your interests,
oh, i just figured it out, i never had
friends to begin with..."
MENTALITY-
"when a boy or girl-cheats i just wish for world peace
when my face is spotted i dont wanna know what they're imagining
girls dont wanna hurt me but my heart is such a fragile-thing
how can she know im such a loser without even asking-me?
i would 'be myself' but you all would just laugh-at-me
i wear a mask cuz hidden is what i have-to-be
stark cant see straight its like u stabbed-his-vision
finding love is always an active-mission
i'd show her my trophies if only they had-existed
i wish it was a dream, too bad it isnt."
NIGHTMARES WHEN AWAKE-
"Sometimes I hope I never wake up,
I'd rather stay asleep then see another nice girl decide to change-up,
shes a bitch in disguise who hides behind makeup,
& uses horrendous actions instead of words for our break-up
whats the point in being awake when all people do is treat-you-bad?
no matter how hard you try your never looked at as the way you want people to see-you-as,
my face has garnered more unwanted attention then people can even-grasp.
I'd rather stay asleep in my dreams where nothing-is-real,
in there i dont have any emotions that are sad or crummy-to-feel,
& my emotions dont get broken cuz theres nothing-to-steal,
& i'd be perfectly intact there would never be any of my functions-to-heal."
MY OWN PERSONAL INVENTIONS / ORIGINAL WORDPLAY MECHANICS
Literally Perfect rhyming! 5/28/2013
These lyrics I wrote so that I could become the very first person in history to rhyme full length sentences 100%, as in every single syllable of the first sentence will rhyme with every single syllable with the next sentence and in order. Not only did I ACCOMPLISH this, but on top of that I did it in many different ways and patterns. That way, the first time it is ever done (by me that is) it isn't going to be outdone by someone who steals my invention. I have seen MANY close examples of nearly perfect rhyming but technically only in fragments, never thee entire adjacent sentences together like mine.
Lyrics:
"These-are-my-very-last-quotes,
see-arms-primarily-grab-throats,
street-smart-I-carry-rap's-throne,
feel-scarred-signs-wearing-sad-tones,
preach-hard-time-burries-bad-folks!
offer-ME-pounds-resume-top-til-done,
outta-SEEK-crowds-new-spots-for-income,
properLY-found-through-god's-kingdom,
propheCY-bout-to-stomp-this-punk,
knock-your-tEEth-out-to-drop-wisdom!
escape-the-clutches-you'll-get-surrounded,
been-scraped-from-combusted-fluid-ounces,
then-placed-up-amongst-ruthless-poundings,
blue-ribbon-achieved-from-our-big-galaxy,
crews-snitchin'-become-cowardice-fallacies,
geometrical-progression-of-deadly-mass,
theoretical-profession-does-adeptly-last,
tEach-fOlks-whEn-simple-flOw-lessons-brung-plenty-cash,
painfully-suffer-schitzoid-embolisms,
strain-slowly-convert-split-poised-Centralism,
prayin'-only-unheard-sins-coin-existentialism,
insufficient-funds-make-quittin'-invalid,
this-religion-runs-great-mission-balance,
list-of-vicious-thugs-ain't-winnin'-matches,
it's-what-gets-us-grub-they-spittin'-rap-shit,
firing-power-towards-unwanted-dictatorship,
dire-encounter-bores-what-constant-brick-breakers-get,
irony-cowards-store-the-haunted-shit-they-learn-with,
etched-hole-left-in-his-tint-black-heart-he-wasted,
special-definition-that-stark-created,
destruction,
is-functioned,
conjunction,
in-grudges,
when-punches,
get-up-in,
his-stomach,
6-nudges,
then-brung-him,
split-crutches!"
Tricking the Audience (like the work of a magician) 10/06/2013
I make a claim that an appearance shouldn't be judged, and then (without saying it) I tempt the listeners to judge me! I tell them in the lyrics that if you were to judge me than I am nothing, like I am a bum, because in slang that is what the phrase 'jack shit' means. Immediately following that I tell the listeners that my clothes were paid for and not stolen, because in slang to 'jack' something means to steal it. It is most likely that the listener hearing this the first time will want to view my language from one angle, one position, that I would be saying that I am dressing like a bum but to not actually view me like one. I end this particular lyric by telling my listeners how they have been tricked!
Lyrics:
"Don't judge a book by its cover, or by the price of it,
if you judge me by my clothes, I ain't jack shit,
in other words my clothes were paid for cuz I ain't jack shit,
when you heard the first part I just said you thought I dissed myself,
I proved your judgmental next time listen-well,
you didn't even realize I just experimented with your thought process"
Interchangeable Double Literal Meaning: 5/15/2014
It is one accomplishment to successfully create a literal multiple meaning (in this case double meaning) it is another thing entirely to be able to say that you can switch around 2 parts of the rhyme with 2 possible options (of which sound 100% identical.) See, in this specific example I am talking about a man who has sexual liaisons with nasty women in this case that give him A.I.D.S. This example also mentions in my setups (setups are always imperative to creating a literal multiple meaning line) that this guy is bad at seeing signs, and is unintelligent. The game of Charades is all about showing visual signs and also if you know the game of Charades, you always start by holding up a number with your fingers to show your players how many words need to be guessed, so if you say there are four words, theres no way a dumb guy is going to succeed (let alone just one or two words.) Try reading the lyrics with either one of the 2 word conjunctions given separated by the parentheses for each of the 2 parts of the sentence at the very end of this lyric, and you will see how it actually makes sense in any of the combinations provided, which are all still double literal meanings.
Lyrics:
"Those ratchets you clash-with now caused scorching-pain,
let's play a game before you take another step towards-the-grave,
stop saying you'll survive your dumbass was never good at seeing signs...not to make you more-enraged,
but I have to ask this before-we-play,
how do you expect to go Forwards (/4 words) when it's forsure-A.I.D.S.? (/for charades)"
Entire Stories Using Multiple Meanings for (nearly) Every Single Rhyme:
First Example: Confessing My List Of Crimes 8/05/2017
Lyircs:
"(Cough) This is my list of crimes confession,
Breaking laws endlessly is my obsession,
These are in no particular order,
And aren't placed into a sorter,
I was caught in narcotic sales,
I was stopped in my trail,
What happened was I lied on my resume to forge it some,
Ended up a salesman and a drug dealer at a rug emporium,
I stuffed the stuff in stuffing for the customers when they rolled up,
I was arrested for both crimes committed, I illegally Sold rugs (/drugs)
Before I knew it they charged me with the next one quick,
Fraudulence on my driver's license on my address of it,
I said I was from Queens, even thought I've only been to New York City one time,
I explained I put Queens because I'm from a royal bloodline,
Next crime i did commenced committing was a money scam,
Counterfeit bills in excess of 100 grand!
There was 2 detectives, one believed I did it, and one didn't,
The woman thought I was guilty, wouldn't accept my hard bluff,
The man said that my type couldn't fit it... he said the harshest stuff,
That I couldn't pull it off because I wasn't smart enough!
I was standin' at a suspect Line-up,
He thought I was honest,
That I didn't commit this crime thus I didn't make an illegal profit,
Her witness came in and totally croaked,
Said I was the one with counterfeit funds,
The girl detective then just totally gloats,
Points at me and my money saying that's a Faker and see I told you so! (/fake currency I told you so)
Then after that it was something rather wack to me,
I was dared to walk on private property actually,
A dare that I had no interest passing,
What crime was this classified as: in trespassing!
Another crime was a different scamming action,
I owned a housing project and became greedy with a passion,
I lied about why I'm bout to Hike everyones rent up a couple fractions!
Never been out of the U.S.,
So I thought of a new quest,
I'd use the extra money to travel abroad with it,
I'd go to Europe and Asia both paid all expense,
I was caught and I was stopped and I got upset!
Reporter asked me one question to type up on the press,
"I heard about your plan why would you wanna try to con tenants? (/2 continents)"
there was my teaching job demise,
Where you watch what you say and a strict dress code applies,
My foot itched bad as it had become dry,
I said bad views laughed and scratch my foot covered inside,
I should've been careful how I talked and how I grabbed my sock,
When I get too political sometimes (/get to pull it tickles sometimes),
Also I got a solicitation violation that just sucked,
On a woman's lawn I offered products and such but too many people passed it up,
She said to leave immediately or she'll be calling the police to see me leaving without grabbing bucks,
If I could just make a few sales there I would be glad and run,
she called so I was broke and arrested cuz I couldn't get offers fast enough (/off her's fast enough)
My worst crime was in the hottest season interestingly,
I had the will to go on a killing spree,
My weapon and I lasted all season with no wear and tear consistently,
I guess we both have Summer durability (/some murder ability)
*paper sound effect
Thank you for this note you gave me to read to do your therapy a favor,
*record skip sound effect
I'm sorry inmate what did you just say sir?
You forgot? I'm your doc, my name is Doctor Stark,
I'm here for your therapy because your mental instability is off the charts!
I asked you to write me about your confessions,
And as I had it, I just read it,
And to you... excuse me you there, listening to me,
I'm glad your here and I'm looking forward to what you write where I'll be exhibiting your grief,
it's very important in order to make it through,
Whatever your name is, this concludes today's group therapy, thank you for your Part as a patient too (/participation too)"
Second Example: A Segment From My Rap 'You Aren't Welcome In My Dojo!' 5/01/2018
Lyrics:
"Next lesson in essence is best depicted in telling a story,
Listen to this anecdote using double and triple entendres for earning better scoring:
since my dollars aren’t on 'track' i made a money run to get this payment,
took a hostage to empty her savings so i could take-it,
she said to call the cops so i made the bank tell-her (/bank teller) to ‘withdraw’ the ‘statement’...
To make my getaway I stole my enemy’s shitty car as well as it’s remnants,
He fought back and cut my hand and as a result, I bled from this,
I Converted it’s moving parts into motion for retribution, that is describing the power of Engines!
(/of vengeance!)
I started planting my alibi for the cops,
Between 3:55 and 4:05 store lurking I maintained I was shopping and searching for a time telling device I’d bought,
My alibi was that I was shopping around 4 o’clock!
(/for: a clock!)
I did get arrested, but I acquired reasonable doubt to help my case first,
Not one authority figure saw my suspicious tattoo! Or the place where I washed my hands,
This ink eluded investigators!
(/this sink eluded investigators!)
(/this included investigators!)
The next thing was an awkward drug test,
Even though I was completely sober I had become stressed,
He peeped over the cover and at my privates while I filled my pee cup!
checked the amount, now I should complain about this awkward incident mixed with those eyes making a mean mug!
I mean, depending on who you are, what would you do in this situation if all the sudden I speak up?!
(/eyes peek up!?)
Next was the trial court and my sentencing, the suspense could’ve killed me,
All I had on my side was professionals representing my medical history,
Surgical operation that ruined my brain’s functioning ability,
The Male Judge asked: “Do we have a verdict?” And they answered him quickly:
“Yes sir jury (/surgery) found the found the defendant unable to intently perform the crimes committed so he is not guilty!”
...and besides they made a legal error in my trial, I can make an argument,
Just looking for some fame no matter how, but now that courts over I confess to all of it!
The prosecutor wanted to drain my energy! however, I’m a machine from the future, rare and hard to get,
Since there’s no ‘outlet’ for me, what were they going to charge me with?! The End"
Playing a Guessing Game With The Audience: 5/01/2018
Instead of writing out and performing the multiple literal meaning lines as I always have done, I make the listeners ponder which meaning and/or how many meanings are there with each rhyme? And what was I trying to get across?
Lyrics:
"Now it’s time I show you my new invention!
It’s the coolest method it’s where I give YOU the ending sentence,
and we review how many interpretations could be connected!
Here we go, first example:
“An egg rolls down the hill...”
Am I saying I Lost part of my Asian lunch selection?...
Or is this a physics lesson on a chicken’s nest once an egg is intercepted by the wind’s progression? or both?
Second Example:
“The Banquet’s on me / bank quits on me”
Am I saying I’m responsible for cooking all the food for an event? Or am I saying that my bank just had enough and has given up? or both?
Third Example:
“I wanna ‘stay at home mom’”
Am I telling my mother that I object to leaving my residence? Or am I claiming that I wish my mother would leave all of her paying jobs and then quit? or both
Fourth example:
“Guess that makes me sell fish
(/selfish)”
Am I sarcastically answering a question by saying that I think only about my self for personal gain?
Or am I categorizing my job description for working at an amphibian pet shop place? or both
Fifth example:
“Sir, 10 to 1 it’s going to be busy.....”
am I telling this guy odds?
Or giving him a time slot? Or both"
Duodecuple Entendre’ (12 times entendre) 8/03/2022
Lyrics:
“Rapper Curtis Jackson AKA Fifth AKA ‘50 Cent’,
Launching bullets at foes, how many? There were 50 sent,
His crew is wack but they say Fifth, decent,
4 of his submarines went under, and just now we see the fifth descend,
Grading papers for his students and mailing them, just had the fifth ‘D’ sent,
Oh and now electronically mailing them, this paper was the fifthed e-sent,
Shipping his new tea beverages and currently just had the fifth tea sent,
Shipping his white tee shirts too, just had his fifth tee sent,
He’s asking a lawyer: “how do you reacting to your client pleading the fifth?” “Decent”
Transferred all the music catalogs from the year 1950, sent,
He hates this specific low temperature, he’s wondering when will the 50’s end?
He’s winking and giving clues in outgoing messages, just had his fifth tease sent“
My only regret is being forced to use proper nouns (which is a specific person place or thing; so for example instead of saying ‘Adam Stark’ I would say ‘that guy’ or ‘that man’ ect.) Proper nouns I try my best to stay away from because it’s better to be general or ambiguous, that way it applies to more listeners. Using proper nouns means that I can say something specific and it may not be a known person place or thing to some listeners. Multiple literal meanings are my specialty, it’s where you say one rhyme, one way (no forcing) and with the clever setup language applied you can have it saying multiple different meanings at the same exact time (very talented.) Entendres are cool, but they are not as talented by far. It’s taking the rhyme part and just listing them out instead of making them combined into one for multiple literal meanings. This specific example I had to do because most people actually prefer entendres for some reason, so I wanted to make an epic one! I have nothing against 50 Cent, his name and aliases just happen to work very well for entendres. This is a 12 line entendre, a Duodecuple entendre! Better than a double entendre, triple entendre, quadruple entendre, quintuple entendre, sextuple entendre, septuple entendre, nonuple entendre, decuple entendre, and an undecuple entendre!
ACCOMPLISHMENT: One of the World’s Fastest Rappers / Speakers (in English)
I’ve always been a fan of the fast rap genre! Growing up on fast rappers, I used to perform their fast raps for my friends because I knew that I was capable of rapping just as fast. I was honestly proud of myself, and I noticed that I was able to freestyle in a fast form once in awhile! This inspired me to actually give it a try and... that was some of my best intuition because it paid off! I started writing fast raps once in awhile, making sure that I use run-on sentences and without complex writing. One thing that I implemented was providing my audience with a stopwatch in my hand during every video recording or live stream for fast rapping / talking. Proof and validation is very important to me, and I made sure to provide those things to anyone who views my projects. The following is a list of confirmed speeds of how many words and syllables at the rate of speed I performed with verifiable video proof:
226 Words / 303 Syllables in 31.9 seconds
215 Words / 273 Syllables in 36.7 seconds
74 Words / 85 Syllables in 9.8 Seconds!
115 Words / 145 Syllables in 20 Seconds!
102 Words / 132 Syllables in 17 Seconds!
196 Words / 252 Syllables In 32.65 Seconds! (This was my tongue twister on top of that!)
171 Words / 222 Syllables In 30.68 Seconds!
Fast Talking Accomplishments with verifiable video proof:
the whole alphabet speaking A-Z (plus I added the word ‘and’) in 3.16 seconds
Speaking the days of the week sunday - saturday in 1.3 seconds (I accidentally said sunday at the end and at the beginning as well!)
Speaking the 12 months of the calendar year in order in 2.9 seconds
Saying the numbers 1 - 20 in 3.08 seconds
NOTE: there are PLENTY more of these fast raps, they just do not include me holding a stopwatch on camera, however they make up the majority of my fast raps as well as some live streams that include very fast rapping as well.
OTHER VENTURES:
I have made Mockumentaries (/fake documentaries) as well as video blogs. I write out entire scripts and try my best to make people laugh with very interesting and original situations. I even make my own fake commercials for these videos. I’ve also used a few different accents flawlessly, my best ones are British, Australian, and the classic Chicago accent! I also manufactured a stand up comedy act, which is hypothetically what I would say if I did actually do a set. I did this with no foul language
Freestyling! Impromptu Off The Top Performances!
Freestyling is a very big part of my life! I have done many of them on camera, some of them live streamed. I do many different speeds, styles, but I am always on the offensive, always attacking ‘haters’ or just random people because I look at hip hop as a competition. I’m always finding a way in my impromptu freestyle performances to creatively insult someone or describe something. My favorite thing about freestyling is bringing things to light seamlessly while making it rhyme fluently. I’ve also shown many times that I can make up an entire story on the spot and rap it all out as it unravels. I love it when I actually am lucky enough to create a literal multiple meaning right there on the spot! It’s a rush, I can take any situation and use my vocabulary to take a point of view on it or spin it in a different direction. Freestyling fast is difficult, and when I happen to do it, I can honestly only do it in spurts. In those particular moments, I have to try to just get my point across with words, and forget about trying to make a metaphor or a simile. I have more hours of freestyling footage online than written raps. I tend to use slang terms just as often as my written raps, using words like: ain't, ur, ya, chu, ect. I also tend to pronounce words without sounding out the letters i n g at the end, and usually end up dropping the letter g and just saying the word ending with the letter n. Sometimes, i will have a moment where I switch up my sentence in the middle of freestyling, but it works to my benefit in the end because it means I thought about something and needed to say it.
The following is the lyrics from my favorite freestyle moments captured on footage. The titles of my freestyle videos and live streams are completely random. These are NOT all of my freestyles, these are selected portions of them. I narrowed down my favorite moments from each of my best freestyles for this book. So, sometimes i will have the complete freestyle written out here, and sometimes a few minutes worth, and sometimes just a few sentences in total. What you are about to read through is not even 30% of all of my freestyling footage, just my favorite moments!
Before and after work freestyle (dissing traffic) 5/5/15
“I’m gonna diss the guy in front of me, he’s driving a fuckin’ Chrysler,
I’m thinkin’ holy Christ-sir
That shits uglier than teeth that have never been brushed and have never used whitener
Why the fuck would you drive that nasty ass shit on purpose,
And why the fuck is your wife drinking out of that thermos
Shes drinkin’ and chuggin’ so much shit its disgustin’
I mean, i dont even know what to fuckin’ say to this skank,
I mean seriously it looks like she just blatantly drank
An entire motherfuckin’ aquarium tank
I mean without the fish and shit
Because that would be nasty and disgusting, wouldnt be worth it,
That would be gross and grotesque for me to think about
But matter of fact hopefully shes done drinking now because that cant be good for her digestive system
She must be trying to pass a drug test
Now let me think about whats next
I might as well diss the husband”
“I’m all grown up, i may look like a kid in your eyes but
Matter of fact its dark i wish you could see my face we need to change the contrast
And believe me we should get tech support from Comcast”
92 degrees in mn freestyle 6/09/15
"Holy shit, it is as hot as a fuckin sauna,
Can you please fix global warming Obama
I mean the temperature says 92
And in minnesota thats as unlikely as a sumo wrestler and finding YOU
In a tiny room
And, it sounds like im tryin-to-ruin
My good reputation of bein polite"
"Thats because i’d be rich and i’d be lovin it
Makin it rain and it wouldnt have anything to do with the weather unfortunately because of it
The fact that its so hot im pretty sure an oven mit
Is what God was wearing when he made this stuff
Because this is SO HOT i think the clouds are gonna melt
And were gonna drown and get pelted
With a bunch of water, and if only we had some heat repellent
Or some shit like that im tellin’ ya im giving you information
You should look this up
And im pretty sure that someone up there in the sky is cookin’ up!
Any minute i’ll get hit with fuckin vegetable oil
Cuz um, im gonna be the next kid to boil
And Jesus Christ i dont think this is allowed for y’all,
To not like this rap, and i just saw a sign that said ‘powerball’
And i think thats crazy because if i wanted to make a lot of money,
Throw that lottery ticket in the receptacle
Because, if all i would need to make money is a ‘powerball’ i would just cash in my testicles
Haha and be rich as shit
And then, given its
A thing that i have two of, i would be livin’ double with the rich and glits
Compared to people that only win once, but i’ll win with this
Cuz um, i’m a normal male
And i’ll be giving you a very amazing abnormal tale"
24 hours awake freestyle 9/19/15
“I mean i wish i could just rap to some beats instead of always going acapella
Although the winds’ in the background im sure that got people propelled up
To listen to whatever i gotta say… but until then we’ll call this beat ‘nameless’
Haha i mean fuck it i’ll, fuckin i’ll leave em’ brainless
Like i got a fuckin steel, i got a steel blade and i’ll wipe off the blood, clean it so i could show thats its ‘stainless’ (stain less)
Oh shit double meaning! Stainless like, like theres no blood on it and stainless steel!"
Going Off Quickly Freestyle 9/20/15
"Yo im bout to go off, bout to start my shift
And Im gonna prove that everybodys got the heart of a bitch
Compared to me
Because they are aware the heat
Is all around me at all times its omnipresent
Its like i give off nothin but gas and thats not a testament to smell
its only a thing that shows i got spells
And i can dispell anything thrown at me like any type of magical altercation
You wanna prove to me i’ll alter you face in different places
And then i’ll rearrange to look like the fuckin jigsaw puzzle,
But it wasnt based on no movie or no fake shit
It was based on something realistic that came into the fuckin,
Came to the point of your face in the pavement
Its what it looked like, the aftermath
Because you dont have to rap against the guy that happens to be spittin these nice rhymes
Thats gonna come outta nowhere like the fuckin universe and black holes
Taking everything out of existence and all it does is ‘suck’
What sucks more than that? Literally nothing
But thats okay because, you figure hes somethin?
You probably figure hes nothin
Because you look at me and you dont see any substance TIL
You hear it for yourself, then you realize theres somethin
Behind all the fact that people mis-stereotype like
‘Oh shit hes got no hair he must not be smart or something?’
Thats what people think and yet they dont wanna barter nothin against me
Because im about to fuckin slaughter somethin
Thats what happens when you go against me, it was all for nothin
I got a fuckin, i’ll shoot a fuckin, throw darts and daggers at your heart
Ive been a fuckin danger since the start
Im fuckin, im angry with this art
Im gonna take away every single chamber from this mark
And i’ll fuckin aim right for the heart
And i got such a fuckin presion aim that you wont be able to get this name
As high as the level that i bring it to, because you probably didnt know i exist,
Because you aint seen one single view on Youtube because there so low for some reason
But, i am solo for a reason
Cuz i did it by myself
I grew on my own, nobody helped me nobody drew the blueprint
I just blew it, i just blew IT as in trying to work with other people
Cuz i work with myself and thats the greatest thing fuckin... way to be
And your not gonna play with me
You can try and detain the beef
You can try and restrain the beef
But you will not stain the beef
Even if you were the worst chef, whose trying to play with heat
In the kitchen, then get the fuck out of it
Thats the thing that people say when tryin to get around the shit
They cant mess with the guy that happens to be about this shit
I happen to rap MY WHOLE LIFE, AND I NEVER STOPPED… for an OUNCE OF HATE
That i got from people but its okay because
Im not stoppin people
You gonna stop the rumors
And you gonna get dropped like tumors
That take peoples lives away
And you aint gonna stop me because i got a, i got a fuckin microwave
Thats about to put your time display
On infinity!
It’ll put your head in the fuckin thing
And then its gonna burn and your face is gonna start rippling
Its gonna start melting like ‘the incredible melting man’
Its gonna be lookin, your gonna look like the fuckin dead bodies of ‘The Son of Sam’
And thats something you need to understand
Because, guess what im not the one, im not one of the fans that judge people for stupid reasons
And they listen to their music i better stop because i better get inside before i lose it
And then i’d be late for my shift,
So anyways, i am great and thats it”
Freestyle at Super America 10/27/15
(I love when the guy walks by looking at me and i freestyle about him!)
“That would be sexual assault
And you would be the next to get in the vault
And that guys just lookin at me
Hes not looking happy
Hes actually looking crappy
Hes actually looking at THEE…
Sign that says oh shit your gas costs about 58 dollars
And that sucks because thats a shitty way to walk in to a store
I mean thats practically a sign that hes about to pull a gun on them or somethin because
You would be mad at these prices unless they would start to plummet or somethin
But that aint gonna happen, this place is dumb
This place is probably meant for people with fuckin high income"
"I mean this place should just plummet and sink!
I mean this place fuckin stinks!
I mean the waitress hasnt even come with my drink! Haha”
My Birthday Freestyle 11/03/15
“You wont wanna go against me
As an emcee
Cuz otherwise, if you even blink slow i’ll happen to bring my, take my fuckin keys out of the truck
I wont run you over with it though
I’m actually gonna take this and stab it right through your fucking trachea
And then you wont be able to breath, and then gasping for air and choking is the last think i will think of ya!
Geez, i can get violent in a millisecond
Because i’m so fuckin scary i would kill a reverend.. I mean thats just a punchline dont take it seriously
Because otherwise you will be fearing me you actually be trying to flag this shit
And thats unfortunate because i’m not a paganist
I just happen to be sayin some crazy shit
You know because, this is my birthday i’m not gonna lie i’m very happy i’m very pleased with things
I just hope that this is a better year for me and this year will bring
Some greater memories and everything should happen to fall into my lap perfectly
With no negative energy
And i can see it all coming like inner-telepathy”
“I’m very happy i just want people to understand to see that i show support for you
As much as you show support for me so please support this team
Which is real hip hop and this should mean
That we can really get off each other’s energy
And that should be one thing that you should from every single person in this entire entity
Of the world thats of positive people and not the negative ones because they can just drop in a fuckin seephole and just, you know die in an instant second
Without any little bit of resentment
And i mean as far as negative people go
Can see that we have a very determination to come up with anything that is amazing for the peoples so we can get into a higher level of happiness
And in every single place that we should go”
Natural Freestyle 11/06/15
“You just have to take a loss
You take a fuckin beating on the chin
And that might suck but imagine, defeating… against a kid
Who happens to be worse than you, and that would look bad because your cursing through and through all the time that I’m so terrible
But then you lose to me too
So that would just look bad
Because you happen to look passed the fact,
That you been hating me for so long
You’ve been calling me this and that
Spittin raps… and then imagine what happens… when i kick your ass!
Haha i mean what is that going to do to you emotionally
In fact its just going to provoke emcees
To come against me and then they’re gonna
Invoke emcee licenses”
“Want to bring up things and say that theres crazier ways to get
A rise out of people but you know thats one thing that just makes me sick
And you know, nobody in hip hop should have to babysit
Would be able to say what we wanna say… but if its wack
Then please take your disc
And break the shit
Faster then an ancient myth gets debunked and thats okay because we brung thee funk”
Happy Thanksgiving (Plus My Cat) Freestyle 11/27/15
“Join my team, or at least bring their ‘A’ game
And that can be something great because you wouldnt belive me I got… great aim
And you know, motherfucker you wouldnt wanna test these waters, it wouldnt be awesome
It would be like the E.P.A. coming to go against me like i’m pond scum...testing waters?!”
“Here is my kitty cat, and shes gonna say hi to you
And thats okay because the fact that she is finding you that means shes on the hunt
And you better run away because she is a very awful runt
And she will claw you the fuck up
And it wont be hard for her to do
In fact shes gonna be hurtin’ you
And it wont be hard for her to be serving you like she was giving you tilapia on the side of the plate
And you wont be able to be rhyming this great… if you tried as hard as me when i’m getting into the mind of the state,
State of the mind, i just switch it around because i happen to be a kid thats not playin’ around
And i just had to get in in anyway to the places that i feel like going to because i have a V.I.P. pass to every location in the universe
And your not going to stop me from getting to the place
Like i was putting my hand inside of your stupid purse
And i take the money out of it and im going to count it in front of you
And you never going to realize its the money that i just took around you
And you didnt even notice that it was the one you thought you had the other day
But you actually spent it on something else and you pretended that you didnt
Because you think that money just grows on trees and thats okay imma start slowin’ it down
So i can flow like the breeze
That comes in this town at this time of the year
Because the winters actually coming and its beautiful
Its white and its sprinkling and glittering its blinding to look at
And ugh, look cat why the fuck are you standing on my lunchbox
Thats okay but, thats just, one obstacle for you to get over, and your a cat
Ugh you look like you need to get sober
Your falling all over the place
And at least your not giving my Folgers a taste
Cuz i need coffee to survive people
In case you didnt know that
And i just hope you know
That she has been such a nice old cat
I mean i gave her tuna she had her mouth full
And thats okay because you realize that she is not doubtful
Of the fact that i will feed her in a moment’s notice
And i might even give her twice as much as they want
In other words enormous proportions
And anyways i hope your holidays were good
For mine let me just summarize
It started and ended with Pumpkin Pies
And its delicious and thats all i need in this
And that would be my very last wishes”
“People that have seen and respected me and shown that i can control things
Like telekinesis, with incredible features
And i’m just showin’ people that ugh,
Even when i was like negative 9 months old i was hell of a fetus!
I dont know, i’ll come up with punchlines in the drop of a dime
And thats something i would be collecting cuz
Ugh, no matter how rich i get it is expected that,
I’m just gonna take and piece of money that i find
And i will then put that into a savings account
I dont care if, how much the amount was
Its just gonna come to be
And now my kitty is running free
And shes sniffing the deep fryer
And you would think that shes wiser
But… it is what it is!”
30 Hours Awake Freestyle 12/01/15
“Like i’m mourning, like its a funeral
Just sucked 10 vials of Buterol
And see what the fuck i’m gon’ do to y’all!
Fact, push you off a cliff… i think that YOU should fall
Like ah, the effects of gravity
And static is getting you down you dont have elasticity
To keep in this game cuz you cant last in this shit with me
I’m just kicking your brain, hard,
like i’m playing soccer back with the Czars
They used to use ‘cut of heads’ and use that as their tools for playing a game”
“A more gruesome ending and believe me… just cant stop this
I put my dick in the snow and have your mother defrost it!”
“Be able to rhyme cold like this weather in Minnesota
Its very beautiful at the same time, that it sucks
This is an amazing mind that comes up with the stuff
And just... punches are rough like you get beat down in the dirt
Like your playing golf with a tough opponent and
Believe me nothings gonna stop me from ownin’!
And then i start thinking ‘to myself’ (/ 2 myself) like clonin’!"
Freestyle LIVE On Google Hangout! 2/09/16
“inception like the movie and you're
walking through a maze and then you
fall off,
because gravity turns it
around and all the sudden you're landing
on your face
instead of your feet
because you turn upside down and that's
one way to rhyme and that's one side now
that you didn't expect yourself to land
On
but what comes out of my mouth is
random shit because like I said I can
put anything together at the time of
the moment and that it's just going to
happen to work it out to the point where
I get to break any fraction of a sentence
and bring it together to where it's gonna
go to another part it's gonna make me
regret it…
never! unless it's a point
where I say something crazy and then
it's gonna have to go to church and
repent it
but that's not going to happen
cuz let's just accept it we all know
that this is satire and ironic deception
but that's okay because rapping is a
part of the moment that I break into the
part that I have to regret it… never
because like I said if I wouldn’t have gotten
into it, wouldn’t be something that it would
be: what was the point to state it?
It would be pathetic if I regret it, it would be
something I never would have started in
the first place and you’d have to accept
It
and they see that this is why I'm
doing the shit live
because once I want
to see what would happen see how I can
Thrive
I can go on the camera and do it
right now in person
plus that way I don't have to wait til all the fucking
stuff starts working
because I am so tired of waiting for it to process
watching my phone let it upload and it
takes longer than the fucking search for
the Loch Ness
it's like shit it's a two-minute video can you fucking upload
already YouTube!?
no offense but you know what you dudes
do to me
gonna trying to be patient and looking at you through a
Screen?
and it's like taking fucking forever to get to the point and you're
not gonna stop getting this boy annoyed because I just want to see fucking
the thing be uploaded it's done and
final in that way I'm done and I can be
done rhymin’ and I can go back to my coming
up with songs and do vinyl but livid...
and it's gonna give me a livid! Its gonna get people
listening to the things that they wouldn’t actually normally listen to
because the fact that it's live actually
spikes the views for some reason I’ve done
some research on that they actually told me
that stuff and that's okay because
that's awesome that's rough and that's
gonna get me to get to the point where i freestyle
so fucking fast people are gonna stop
forgettin’ who I am and they're gonna
start thinking oh my god is this guy
crazy is he is he losing it is he is he
lazy because he's wearing a fucking
hoodie in a hat I don't know, what, who
else does that? I mean there's… the
boogeyman is back! I guess that's what's
going on here because I'm scaring people
but the fact that I can come up with a rhyme
at any single moment I can one minute be
political next minute I’m killing fools in the next minute I'd
be in spiritual the next minute I'm
trying to spear a bull like I’m back in
time and I'm trying to hunt down a
fuckin Mastodon like I had a spear and I
was just trying to provide for my family
Like I’m that! because that's the type of...
kind of crap I'm on”
“hip hop can be about anything that's my point we people
freestyle they don't have... there's no
rules there's no limits to it they're
just it's just fun we just like gettin’ into
it! we're just getting in…
More like its watching a show and that's gonna live
ourselves through it like we look at
through looking through a situation
through the eyes of someone else
And that's okay because it's fun and then it
it we like to look at the crimes of
someone delt
when we watch a fucking crime show on TV and it's great and then
you see me and it's a different type of
story every single day because I'm an
interesting person I have a crazy
creative mind!”
Fastest Rapping Ever! Valentines Day Freestyle
For 20 Minutes Live On Air! 2/14/16
“make a fucking known hit against this guy that's gonna try
and throw the punch and it's gonna just...
it just won't hit it's gonna go miss
it's gonna it's gonna be fucking blown
up like a Blowfish
and it's just gonna go get you scarred easily than it was
before cuz you ain't beaten me!”
“Looped him with a great fucking rhyme that was
awesome and it was evil like Lucifer
that's so fucking evil as it was
Luciferian that's so fucking crazy and
fire it was and that's just me comparing
things I'm not saying I worship the
devil hell fucking no! he can suck a
dick and suck a glass dildo and that's
Just hope we’re hoping that he chokes to
death and he stops giving everybody open
threats and he tries to non-stop
nonchalantly ruining the fucking earth
because ever since fucking birth its
conception of the devil he's been
killing us and it's not good stuff
because even if you put the pedal to the
metal it's hard to escape something
that's omnipresent and you ain't gonna
stop me from giving,
get you caught in detention because you try to learn from
my rhyming class and you just won't get
by this fast because Adam stark is one
of the type of guys that can rhyme this
so great that's gonna be one of the
things that you cannot let your mind
escape even if you're in a fucking
middle of a terrifying nightmare that's
what you're gonna think of at night when
you try to get away from me because
that's the rhymes that I care
that I care to creative and,... create from
them in there I could stop anybody from
creating the Adam Stark is gonna make a
summoning of a new fucking monster
that's gonna become and it's gonna come
and it's gonna beat you fucking down
its gonna get to the point where you're not
gonna be able to run because your legs
are beaten to the point they're tied up
like a fucking pretzel and your not gonna
stop the man thats getting you because I
happen to have a head full of crazy
fucking rhymes!”
“wordplay because we used
to call them that now we call them
something different today and every
single Thursday it seems theres a new cycle
of shit and it's ironic I say Thursday,
and cycle of shit and Thursday's the day
that I actually have to bring the
recycling and trash down to the block of
the curb myself so it happened to
Rhyme!
that worked for me maybe not for
everybody else because every day is
different some of them it might be
Monday Tuesday Wednesday or Friday or
Saturday or Sunday and if there's
another day of the week I’m missing I'm
sorry but that's just one thing that's
gonna happen because I happen to be
rapping so fucking fast that gets
trapped like a trash bin when I'm
closing the shit and I'm trying to get it
but it's overflowing with shit because I
happen to be getting rid of good
riddance and there's so much shit in it
that it's not gonna stop it's just gonna
keep staying there and it's not gonna
it's gonna become cataclysmic because
it's just gonna spill all over the
fucking streets and the garbage mans gonna get mad!”
“you suck, people need to
understand that and then we'll start to
turn our luck... around like a fucking
roundabout and you can’t stop the man
because I'm rhyming and gonna keep going
and it's not gonna be on and on about
whatever I feel like doing it because
it's not gonna stop because its gonna be a
clout, it's gonna be stuck like my head
is: an ego, cuz you consider mine to
be in the clouds!
but that's okay because
again this is hip-hop that's the way
it's supposed to be and you aren’t gonna
stop the man because you couldn't beat
me if you came up to me with the Devil’s
worship and rosary you could do it all
sorts of wish and you can't stop me you
can't choke me up with the hosiery if I
was sleeping in the middle of a fucking
floor full of infested needles and you know that
wouldn't happen to me because ugh first
of all, why would I be stuck there anyway that's
that's feeble to even think of something
like that, but if I was per se... you see
I'm still such a fucking amazing MC that I
could get away from the moment and you could
see me cuz I wouldn't leave empty-handed,
actually I WOULD if I was around a bunch
of infested needles but that's okay
because I can change it aound any way that I
want to because I'm so fucking evil but
I'm also healthy and I'm also happy and
I'm also good-hearted in the same exact breath...
I said that at one time because that won't be
the way cuz you're gonna have the end of
the day it’s: everybody's gonna have to
be ‘awake’... in death. both, both of them
intertwined you can't stop this guy, even
in your mind
you couldn't press pause and stop me
from getting Rhymes stuck in your head
okay you've been
fuck since the first time you ever got
out of bed and that is a mental insult
and then you know what? I'm saying mean
things it doesn't mean it applies to you
because... THEN what? You just think
everything I say that's mean applies to
my listeners, NO! if you assume that
that's your fault. I'm saying that I'm
saying these applies to my people
that are negative and that always come
at me bad ass-backwards like an inverted
picture that was not meant to sit on the
wall because it happens to be exact
opposite and you can't once again stop
the shit that's coming out of me because
I am never gonna be running out of beefs!”
“absolutely any place in the earth with
us good rhymers
I just hope they can find a computer and get their rhyme
Words
out on the internet that would be awesome so we could then connect
With intellect, and then select, good rhymes
coming out of the shit and then detect,
what's bad what's good and what is
what's forwarding and what's indirect,
all that good stuff and then the Horde
begins of good rappers we need to start
that that would be great!
can we please do that? I smiled so that you could
take me seriously and you'll see me in a
while and then we see that we can keep
rhyming and do this stuff that's gonna
keep getting hip hop to the next fucking
peak of the new highest place it could
possibly go to and you aren’t gonna stop me
cuz I'm on fire
and my balls are big like Goku why did I
say that? I don't even watch that fucking
stupid-ass program but I say it anyway
because I am one of the people that can
go ham! with any type of situation I can
make a rhyme come out of nowhere making
a metaphor crazy it's gonna stop anybody
that wants to go against me because I have
a reservoir of insults that's gonna keep
popping up in the middle of the fucking
session like I'm cooking in the pan
Cuz I have so much grease on it that just
poof then it hurts me and then it
fucking cuts me up like a weapon and I'm
just trying to fucking... it's like as evil
as saying you know: fuck you, and I can
get anywhere because you can't drop a
single! but I could... if I put a knife down
I'm cutting zucchini and all the sudden I cut
my finger then a finger goes flying then
I cut a single right off and remove as a
finger, nope, a limb no, you wouldn't want to
be amputated but if it happens to be the
way it happens to go, then that's okay
because Adam made it... to a punchline!
where it wasn't gonna be one
originally that you wouldn’t of thought it
because you didn't think of it because
you hate it that I come up with rhymes,
that you disagree with in every sort of
way but that's okay because what's up
guys? I can do anything I want to that's
the best part of the freedom of speech
and the freedom of freestyling is it, it
needs to be somewhere higher in the
fucking level of things
to be repeated we need stop telling
people to shut up and not be conceited
we need to be able to say whatever the
fuck we want
and realize it's just a punchline at
the end of day and you can read it... in
different ways... like a font when you're
doing a fucking, typing up a thing on
Microsoft Word and that's okay because
You wouldn’t wanna cross this guy first
because I will erase you like I fucking
hit the backspace and that's okay
because you're so fuckin ugly your probably
one of those bitches the end up on Backpage.com!”
German Shepherd Puppy + Freestyle Live on Air 4/09/16
“My ego, it's because it's
with people get an idea that they can
just talk on on and on and on about
topics that are just gonna get me pissed
off and I'm gonna start fucking beating
them up like doing drop kicks from the
ceiling and you're not gonna see me
coming because ur not revealing
that the things that's gonna hit you
first is probably my stomach because I'm
a fat guy
so you think drop kicks it's really my stomach that just hitting you
on the side of the fucking face and all
the sudden you got baptised
by my fucking sweat on my belly you didn't
expect me to say that did you but you
better stay back who’d kid ya?”
“why I started this rhyme and she's a German
Shepherd
she could fuckin’... she's so smart she could lead a herd of leopards
and she could take them all the way
through a fucking dirty street or an
urban desert
and she could feed them and then that's one of the worst
pressures you could ever put on a dog”
“haters, supporters or just peers in
this rap sport and that's one of those
things that you just want to do and
listen to me because otherwise you could
get stuck into the rapture and a rapture
R A P T U R E or R A P space S U R E see
I can do double meanings in the middle
of a freestyle and that's what's amazing
about me because I'm not the only one
that can do it but at least while that
others do it you should mention that I
can do it too and I could be unusual and
the same breath and I could say things
that you wouldn't say yourself or you
wouldn't do too in a word sentence or rhyme
that you would come up with and yourself
and your own mind and your own hype and
your own right and your own time but
it's okay because I can do it, and that's
what I'm trying to show people is that
I'm not stupid
I'm only stupid to you because you say I
am but if I wasn't, in my own head, then
why would I make this plan? to come up
with fucking freestyling on the top of
the head and you cant stop this guy
because I'm dropping like the fucking
magnet is goin’ pull polarity as the
opposite side and it's gonna be like you
know you got the north and south it's
gonna push each other apart and it's
things that you can't help cuz those are
physics and those are things that you cannot
stop because those are things that are
precious in their existence because you
can't just change things
around and you can't make things the way
that you want to even if you try as hard
as you possibly can because it's the
shit that you can't... it's limited and
it's things that you cannot get the shit
is it... for example people hate me so much
they just want me to stop rappin’ but
that isn't something that's gonna make
me stop! words I'm not gonna do that to me
you just gotta understand stupid you're not gonna get me to quit doin’
what I want to do with my life I'm gonna
keep it going you really think you can
stop me use this there's no deflecting
this I mean dude there's just no way to
stop Adam Stark because he is a
Representative”
“but get used to it, now these rappers today that are on the radio now
post-2000 are very stupid I mean these
people are fucking lobotomized as a
goldfish and you know this and you
should... you should just fucking blow
up like I threw a grenade inside of the
whole pit and I fucking lock the door
and lock the chamber and throw away the
key swallow it and like a fucking... taken
away... and you just need to make an
acknowledgement of my awesomeness!”
“Around the point... of the worst intelligence that
I have ever seen in human life and
that's not an exaggeration the shit is
true tonight you better learn that and
better know that because if you don't
you're gonna take a fucking blow back
like you got the wind knocked out of you
like you got a rock thrown at you and it
just hit you in the side of the head
and it just won't go to prove that you
had nothing in there in the first place
so no damage was done HAHA
except cosmetically you can't stop the
remedy coming from Adam Stark because he
is one of the best and they're not the
top MCs ever to stop people from getting
through the point of the top chemistry
in the hip-hop has been replenished by
me because I made my own strategies and
own rap from seeds to weight and I just
recreate the own rapping atmosphere to
appear because you had to stop the Adam
Stark that is here he's gonna keep
going and he's gonna rap and he's gonna
smash these queers trying to pick up the
mic and try to do things but they aint
really gripping it right they're just
saying things that isn't so tight”
“on me it's just you know, go fucking drink some
great replenishments... like bleach and
then hopefully you will die and then we
can... then we can just
completely end the shit
the hateful diatribe between haters and me and then
for the rest of it
you know it's just like you don't have a clue like an
incompetent detective!”
“so you know fuck haters I'll put… I’ll grab their
fucking face and throw them into a
rosemary bush
and they'll be stuck there scared but their fuckin froze
scary looks
and they'll just get cuts all over their fucking face and it's
bleeding from head to toe when you... AND I AINT
letting go!
until I scrape him down to the bottom on the fucking floor and then
they're just gonna... their head will flow
off to the fucking edge of the street
and then they won't be standing next to
Me!
well their body will but their head
won't because it's detached from itself
like I just fucking had the elasticity
break and it was that efficiently
amazing that I was able to do that with
that quick of a statement and yeah
that's what happens in rap against
somebody that's considered one of the
Greatest!”
Battling Freestyle Live On Air! 7/09/16
“would have gone overboard like
a fucking pirates punishment you know I
come up with anything because I am one
of the kids that can come up with any
single metaphor for any situation that
comes ahead of me like I fucking stab
you into the head and bleed in them then
I put your head on the fucking wall like
it's a trophy!”
“fucking grizzly bear and I just put it over there and then it's
gonna be dwindling in the air and the
furs over it and then all of a sudden
you look at it twice
because you've been smoking too many nights
and you look at it once you get paranoid because all of
the sudden you see it move its eyes
And then you don't know what to do because
you think is it gonna jump out of the
wall is it gonna eat you for breakfast
and you don't know what to do so all the sudden you
start panicking in a second you think of
a new method then you decide I'm gonna
take the trophy out and I'm gonna give
it to someone else because I don't want
it to eat me I want someone else to be
the victim and I'm coming up with shit
crazy out of this moment because it's a
system that I come up with because no
matter what happens in a freestyle about
it I can come up with anything at the moment
and create a new story that had nothing
to do with anything I was saying
Previously
because I could say anything cuz I am one of the craziest emcees
I'm at the point where I can make up a story
about any fucking thing and that's like
a great way to come up with excuses also
it's not just one thing that I use in
hip-hop it's something that I can use in
all forms… of life”
“okay because I'm still gonna keep rapping for reaction
I'm just gonna keep attacking people
like I fuckin threw a plasma TV at them
like why would I do that? why choose that
as a weapon you're gonna say why wouldn’t I
choose something normal that should just
spray like POW you know just shoot him with
a gun well that's something that
anybody has said before especially in
hip-hop it's happened so many times
Before
that if I said it now it would just
be one of the things I'd look ancient
And old like a dinosaur
because it's been said so many Goddamn times Imma do something different, something
that's never entered my mind before
Like its what I do every time when I freestyle I
like come with new rhymes and they might
be bizarre there might be something that
is sort of out of the range of what you
would consider to be normal
that's okay because when I do it it's
gonna become an amazing paranormal
activity that it's gonna scare you
vividly it's gonna make you not want to
waste imagery because you're gonna hear
the things I say and then you're gonna
visualize them and then you're gonna
realize that's what's different from me
and the industry is that I actually give
you things to think about and I
guarantee you if I punch you and I beat
the fuck out of you you are not gonna be...
have no reason to be blinking now
because your eyes are gonna be fucked up
like crazy they're gonna be shrinking
and shriveling like I just mushed up the
sponge and now you know rang up the
water out of it that's what I'm gonna do
with your eyes and I take them out of
the socket quick I'm gonna pull them out
and then I'm gonna make sure that I roll
them out like I just took like I just
said I took a fucking dish rag or a
sponge and I just get everything out of
it and that's what you should do when you
Listen to my raps make sure you get
everything out of it because when I
write raps you gotta understand that a
lot of my stuff has multiple meanings
and it's multiple things that you do not
see like that's why you should make sure
you're reading into it and you see the
things that aren't easily mentioned that
aren't... that I'm not saying people are
stupid what I am saying is that my
rhymes are amazing and the things that
come out of them are more than one
meaning and it's just hot it's blazing
it's not containing weak structures it's
things that are just often crazy that
you should make sure you learn from me
because I'm one of the best of these one
of these crazy-ass third-degree
burning emcees that's just... that's how hot
it is and you know I just like to be able to
battle people with everything and every
ob-jective... yeah I said ob...jective I said
it differently because I'm trying to
show that I can do anything because I
could just... in a moment change my accent
and then all the sudden I'll have a
new imbalance of chemistry... damn why the
fuck you still tempted me? I mean shit
I'll beat you... OH FINE! you don't like
it when I fight you? and those kind of
raps? well fine I’ll just do something
else and I'll do... find a different kind
of way to attack and show that you're
Wack! I mean fuck it, you wanna... wanna have a
footrace? I bet I could beat you to a
truck even if I had the fucking feet of
a duck and that means I'd be waddling
and then when you lose gets what's gonna
happen it's still gonna be a problem then
because you're gonna be embarrassed! how did you lose to that man? that guy's
a fuckin that guy looks like a fucking
duckling and he's the ugly duckling and
you LOST to that too?! I just dissed myself
twice and then still made the diss
against you worse than it was when I
said it
so that makes me prove that I'm nice
because I just... exactly I just dissed myself
Twice, dissed you once and I still won this
battle and this shit's done I mean I
don't give a fuck if you think this
shit's dumb I can freestyle about
anything I want to, because there is no
rules in this shit and when it gets to
the guns that's what people are going to
reference when they battle most of the
time it and that... it makes people just
get numb because they don't think of
other ways to attack and other
amazing ways to get past the fact that
you know, you are walking on eggshells
when you go against me or stepping on tacks
and that's ugh, that's gonna hurt yourself a
lot and then you're gonna have to pay a
heavy tax or a levy you know ran the
fuck over like a heavy Chevy ready to
get past the level of... that you're
heading which is off the cliff and you
ain't gonna stop the kid that's put it
in full throttle and I fucking put a
large ass brick on the accelerator and
then you're gonna go down non-stop like
you're at the top floor of an elevator
and the floor one hit the button that's
what happened, nothing! I just rhymed a
whole bunch of stuff and I think you got
it I think you understood it and I think
it was to a point that you stood in the
elevator in your mind cuz at least I put
the picture in you like you got a
fucking traumatic memory that was stuck
and you ain't gonna get it out of view,
because it was something that happened
that you heard when I was rapping and
it's never gonna go away just like you
ain't gonna let go of that napkin if you
fuckin eatin some gross ass food that
your grandmother made you and it was
disgusting and it shouldn't have
been made out of a old three-year-old
expired potato that was made and that's
just disgusting and that's just great
because all the sudden people are gonna
be throwing up and then have to pause
this tape of me rapping because they're
gonna have to wait and they're gonna
have to contemplate they're gonna have to say:
‘oh shit I don't know what else I wanted
to hear him say because he just said the
grossest thing and now I got a stop and
it's too late!’ oh they're gonna be puking
they're gonna be understanding that that
puke is a representation of the putrid
that comes out of the music industry
that today that it's losing its
authenticity it's losing the good raps
that we were often listening to and now
we are getting down to the point where
We are losing any sort of good MCS out
there and it's one of those things these
emcees are bare, these emcees are scared,
as far as the good ones- or excuse me the people that are looked at as the good ones, not the actual ones with skills!
the ones that get kills, the ones that
have good stuff that'll make you get
thrills, and the ones that'll make you
think that’ll say crazy shit that will
give you chills! those ones are very few
and far between, and it's not hard to see,
you know even if it was pitch black I'm
pretty sure you could still understand
which rapper is wacker then the other
one that was standing by them even if it
was a fucking horrible disaster like
like imagine having a
three-and-a-half-hour cypher and you're
locked in the room and they put you
under the chair and they and there's no
stopping you through getting out of it
because you just understand that there
is not something to do... besides listen to
a cipher that is 3 hours and 2 minutes
and 38 seconds and then you got to
listen to let's say 18 wack MCS what are
you gonna do then with the shit?
You're gonna fucking lose your mind and you're
gonna stop realizing that there's people
that can do some rhymes but they don't
actually say anything nice, and those are
the people that the mainstream pushes
them, and they want to use their rhymes
to you know convince people today that
rap was never great and I don't blame
them for sayin’... for believing in that for
the people that say that: ‘oh we don't
want to listen to that weak ass rap’ that
people listen to because there's so many
bad ones that it overlooks the good ones
that are actually in here we're almost
like fucking extinct at this point it
just stinks at this point it's just one
of those things that it gets annoying
because it's like it you got a fucking
battle and explain to people about your
opinion about the game and how it's
gotten so far down and then it's just, you just get fucking famed and
famished because you have to explain it
to every faggot that tells you that ‘rap
sucks because you listen to these guys today?
they’re terrible! I don't want to waste
my time but... my time away I don't want
to listen to these guys and see what
they have to try and say!’ and then
you've got to tell them guess what
that's because the good ones that are
looked at as good are so terrible it's
misunderstood that's all I got to say
and now my cat just walked away and
that's okay”
“lack funds I mean I
get more fucking paper than a newsstand
no not really but, you're so fucking dumb
you tried to eat a food stamp and then
that that shit is just too bad!”
“b-ball... fuck out of my face you stupid-ass
Fly! um, this dude should ask why am i
yelling next door but they can’t hear
Me cuz the doors shut but if it wasn't
then uh people would be poor stuck in
there like: ‘the fuck is that guy yelling
about?’ ...and they're probably gonna tell on me now!”
I Am A Dog Freestyle! 7/11/16
"Alright shit, I don't know
what the hell is about to happen but
let's try freestylin’ like this... yo I
can't see shit I can't see out of this
and that's okay because I'm positive for
rabies and I'm gonna have about 10
babies every time that I breed with
another dog, because what's going on
Is I'm living a life that I never lived
before which is something that's silly
that I had in store... actually I found it
in a store and I bought this mask and
now I can try and get a positive grasp
on what it's like to be a fucking German
Shepherd and I hope that this is worth
learning the lesson that I'm going to
figure out as I'm saying it and I can't
see anything on here so it's pretty much
amazing that I can even breathe and I
should probably fucking get a breathing tube
so I could see the dudes I'm actually speaking to
and otherwise it's going to be hard to digest like a dog
eating people food
and actually be easy to digest I take it back but I play it
back and I just play around and it's
hard to restrain me back like this
fucking crazy mask gets up... I can see
barely out of the nostrils and I'm
digging for bones like I'm looking for
fossils because that's what doggies do and
then they just get... they still win every
battle like Adam Stark does and they get
in the water, they're drowning, but
they'll do the doggy paddle and get out
of it quick and they're not going to
stop until it happens to be less of a
hassle because dogs can train and they
can learn things which is better than
people because most of them are stupid
and they aren't deserving the things
that they do have because they take it
for granted and dogs they were just made
in this planet to be man's best friend
except, some still get abused and that's
sick and I like that and that's some
very disgusting views that people
unfortunately use and abuse that laws
are not meant to be choosin’ for people
that use dogs as things that they
shouldn't be used for like dog fighting! Oh my god...
it's hard to breathe and it's all
frightening and I got my fucking… i don’t have
paws guys but I got hands instead
and that's kind of weird and it's I
guess that makes this look supposedly
Dumb...
because check it out bitch I got opposable thumbs!
which dogs don't have and they also don't wear shirts I mean
some do but that's for weird-ass bitches
that you know can't even figure out how
to put on their skirt right because they
wake up drunk and they... I'm talking about
the rich chicks that put dogs in
their bags and that's some sick shit
that's not a good story to tell it
wasn't told by Slick Rick obviously
because he's the greatest storyteller
There ever was in this shit and let's see, what
else is new? what else can I be doin’ to helping
you cuz thats all dogs do is they
try to help the people that they're
in debt to, that's what they feel like
anyways and now I could throw this in
many ways I could do many plays and well
somebody fucking throw me a bone! haha I mean
a dog can do anything but he's got to
behave in his home, I mean he's fast and
it's true and we already know this and I
suppose this is the weirdest thing
you've ever seen on your phone quick,
that you clicked on and you said: ‘what is
this? this must be click bait?’ Adam
Stark is doing something weird he never
thought he would do but Adam needs to
get his shit straight and I'd be shitting
in places that I would normally shit in
like for example the living room and the
back of the kitchen and and what am I
gonna do next? I'll probably fucking
breed with a poodle and I'll have
babies with another dog that's in the
middle of the street and it was a
doozy ugh was a real doozy because dogs
that do it doggystyle and they get
things going and then it's just often
while you watch that you realize that
dogs... some of them are bad parents and
they don't have rotten childs it's just,
you know the mother does a lot and the
other man just runs off and and then you
know they get adopted in different ways
and that's just some of them have bad
offsprings and you know it's just kind
of weird it's not objective and the
things that come when I’m rapping it's
hard to breathe and it's hard to get
words out of my mouth when it's fucking
a hundred degrees and it's… I’m one of the
emcees who puts up to the challenge no
matter what it is that people throwing
at me but they should throw a frisbee
and I would gladly fetch it and I bring
it back to you and that'd be one hell
of an investment because you can throw
it again and again and again and I won't
get bored it'll be fun every single time it's
like if something new was in store for
me to do that day when I played with you
and I didn't get stopped and it didn't
make me want to drop and roll and you're
gonna fuckin rub my belly and that's odd...
something tells me that I'm acting more
like a dog than I was before I put this
Dumb ass thing off the shelf that
I put over my head and it's, now making
me fear for my health because it's hard
to breathe and I got ears like an Elf,
sort of, I mean it's a shepherd, and I
could say that now I'm like a canine and
that's a great kind because they're the
smartest dogs, at least I think so, we're
what at least one of the great kinds of
intelligent animals and breeds that
there is and I'm one of the greatest MCS
that there is at the same time I’m still
A rapper underneath this fucking mask
that's hard to breathe out of and I'm
one of the greatest MCS out of this
earth and I’m speaking to k9 I guess I
could say that I'm okay nine times out
of 10 that was a metaphor I just
happened to put it in here like it just
happened to fit it in like I just... I'm...
like I need to get my color adjusted
because I actually don't have a collar on this... I'm
disgusted! I'm looked at as a loose dog
a stray one of those things that's not
great that means I'm going to be in
trouble under the law the dog catcher is
going to catch me and then they're gonna
take me on down then they're gonna put
me on the dog stretcher and they're
gonna take me to a different place and
then I'll be done with the pound like
I'm fuckin’, Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg and
Kurupt and Daz and all the great
rappers from the past and I guess that's
a better way to look at it then the
actual fact of what happens when the dog
pounders catch dogs is they take them
and then they you know get em’ in an
Abusive place it's them behind the
cages and they just treat them like
animals! well dogs are animals I suppose
but animals in a different way that's
How i’m displayin’ it and I'm making it
crazy shit and I actually hope I'm in
the fuckin camera view I can't even see
Out of this barely so sorry if it
became doubt and you have to actually
Pan the view! I probably should have
recorded this you know ten feet back if
I don't even know where the hell Adam
Stark would be at if I could see
myself in third person I guess that
would help but that's okay I need to
take this off for Adam’s health because
it's fucking hard to breathe in this but,
I'm as silly as a kid I'd just bought
this and I thought this was funny and
silly as it gets I thought I could put
it on, and give a good show like I do
every time when I come up with a
Good flow and people should know that I'm
still one of the greatest MCS and
everybody should understand that it
takes a lot to be a pro and you see me
though and you know that Adam Stark
it's just one of the people that you
aint beatin bro and I got my fucking dog
on yo’ ass! he's gonna bite you quick
and you know my dog
this one was neutered so he's gonna bite
your dick because he's gonna get revenge
on the humans that took it from him and
now he doesn't have a you know genitalia
to use for em’ so he's gonna take it out
on people because they took it away so
he's gonna kind of look in and sniff and
he's gonna look for some bait it's just
gonna be human beings that get in my way
cuz dogs are loyal and... the head now it
decided to deflate! but that's okay cuz
this rap is just great and I hope
everybody understands that I just like to
be somebody who raps with flavor and I
exaggerate here and there but that's ok
because I'm one of the greatest that
ever did this shit and you know that
because Adam Stark has always been at the top
of this business with his wits and shit,
on top of everything else I still
brought a gimmick to it and I was one of
the greatest who ever get into it like
music that you should need to get and...
put the tunes in, as in you're syncing
It to your iTunes library and I just said
that because I'm scary because I think a
metaphors off the top of a fucking
head that fell off, you probably want to
think that I wasn't going to come here
and go the hell off you probably thought
Adam was gonna say some silly shit like
I was doing a fucking puppet show that's
what it looked like I know, but what the
fuck could go wrong with that? besides me
losing my breath and dying of heat
exhaustion and one of those things could
happen but that's okay because I'm not
breathing often I'm often an emcee
that talks so much that I'm often losing
my oxygen anyway because I'm breathing
so damn LESS, least the breathing is the
least of my problems I should say that
because I'm rappin’ so fast and so
quick and you know this because if you
didn't notice I just happened to keep
going and I won't stop to go spin on
like a rotisserie on a chicken that's
just gonna keep going until it's done
and it's fully cooked and that's how the
beef gets settled because everything to
me is beef when I'm going against these,
weak ass rhymers that can't even keep
a fucking beat going and they can't see
the heat coming like a tea kettle and
anyways I better just fucking take it
easy and it's still hard to breathe and
I might have to take a breather
literally and I might have to put a
fucking oxygen mask, and get a tank, to
fit onto my fucking head and through the
hose and shit because
everybody notices that Adam Stark is
fucking Dyin’! and it's just hot as a
fucking... as ugh, Satan throwing the holy fit!
anyways peace y'all thought I'd try
something silly.”
Live Freestyle! I Couldn’t Sleep So I Rap 7/18/16
“through a computer
screen just remember that all the
fucking typing hateful comments that you
do to me,
talking to those people I'm
gonna get back at them
even if it's just me doing a freestyle
and I Spit raps at them
and I just start attacking them
and I fucking throw thumbtacks at them
and I fucking start becoming a business person way high up
here then I start taxing them!
I can attack them in any way I feel like and
it's not gonna stop me in my mind I am
platinum and then you're probably gonna
come back and say: ‘well it's only in your
mind’ that's right that's what you're
gonna say but you were lonely in your
PRIME
that means the highest point of
your life you were still lonely you
still had no homies you still fucking,
blow me through the fucking... looking at
the screen you just couldn't stand what
I was saying you couldn't stand what you
were seeing but you didn't understand
that this was an MC who was just MC-ing and
it was just, then beating everybody that
was just... the best in the shit and you
know that it's not gonna happen because
you are a worthless person piece of shit
that was never worth observing you just...
you're a fucking German this fucking
germinated planet that came in and just
decided you wanted to look at my name
and then attach it- to something negative
but that's... I don't give a fuck because
my precipice is beating the shit out of
other bitch ass MC's that try and mess with
this, excellence, and you ain't gonna want
to be tempting this, it's just I'm on a
higher temperament, you don't want to see
where my temper gets! it gets as hot as a
fucking volcano erupting and it's
amazing that the functions of these
bitch-ass people listenin’ and observin’
everything that I say in it, they stay
thinking that... what I say isn’t substance,
fuck this! you know fuck this shit you
dumb ass bitch I ain't give a fuck what
you say to this, the negative people that
listened and just make a display and
they just make hateful things and you
know they send me threats, and they just...
it's all a bunch of emptiness, it's just...
I don't give a fuck about your
stupid-ass things you say it's just one
of the things that should, you should
just disintegrate you know as in
disappeared because you dissing a great
person and then you're gonna
‘disintegrate person’ after I make you ‘disintegrate
person’ that's a fucking some kind
of entendre I'm assuming it's a double
at minimum maybe a triple and
was amazing and the world rippled at the
moment cuz it just I just crippled my
opponent using fucking metaphors I come
up with at any time cuz, what I... like I
said before I got substance and I'm
punching constantly metaphorically and
physically and I'm surprised that I don’t
break the frickin screen the way I'm
always throwing my arms when I rap I
guess you could say that was bizarre but
it's an attack that works and it's been,
ugh something that I have observed that I
do, you know I can criticize myself at
least I know what my worth is, so I can
not be simple-minded as well at least
I know what this guy has been dealt
which is a talent skill set of being
hip-hop and getting off of getting
amazing raps and I always give props to
other good rappers when there
actually is one which is rare to find
it's part of the wisdom its like, it
comes with it you know I'm just one of
the kids that always is one of the
sickest, sickest in a sense that I will
beat you to the point that you will get
inside of a defensive mode and you just
think it's you gonna stop me with
antibiotics and probably gonna take some
pepto-bismol because it's gonna make you
sick to your stomach like a fucking
ulcer and if you think you're making me
sick that was false sir! and then you
just gonna beat me to the point you're
like a fucking... ugh you could only beat me if
you were a fucking golfer and you were
playing that whack-ass sport no offense
but you know I'm on the fence to say
that I'm as hot as fucking sulfur you
know none of this shit you're saying
is gonna make me stop you know it's
like I threw a fucking anchor off of the
dock, and you know some people are a
hater, because they're not in this spot,
as in the metaphor I'm going off of
being on a boat, and I was just fishing
and I was wishing that I can show y'all
what was happening when the Sun was
glistening today”
“I get my shit off I know what I'm talking about I know what
I'm rocking now I know I couldn't fall
off of a fucking rocky boat if I didn't
have a seatbelt on, and I threw a hundred
rocks in the boat! and it was gonna be to
the point where it was gonna topple
though I could be completely turned over
and I still wouldn't get wet I'd be on
the top of the boat, with my shoes on it
and I would move off and I’d jump from
this to the fucking grass next to it and
there would be at the point where you
see... I would be the last remnants”
I Have No Patience Freestyle 7/21/16
“Wilson in the island, that's
from that one fucking movie whatever
it's called with Tom Hanks and he was
dying and he was crying and he was
wishin’ he was livin’ a life that he
wasn't lyin’ in, that's what actors do
anyway as they're lyin’ and that's where
they lying in they're gonna end up in the
ground in a cemetery lying in the dirt
and then they're gonna be lying in the
dirt like they were trying to get... find a
different way to get inside of this
Little Earth”
“soldier like I said before but it's more... that it needs more closure
than ever before because you know Adam
Stark he's always moving around, you see
my entire body there's not one
Inch resting,
or you know you see that I'm one guy that's interesting
be, or maybe I'm very boring and I'm always in motion
because there's not one interesting spot!
get it? not one INCH a RESTING spot! not
one INTERESTING spot!
see I just did a crazy double entendre is to make this
sick, sicker than it would be if you were
watching some soccer and you just wanted
to watch to see if there: a fight would
come out because that's the only reason
I watch that sport, no offense but that's
the way that I'm coming at the things
now because I just say it the way I feel
it the way I’m watching things how it
becomes something different when it's
people, watch it to see the competition
but I'm only watching it to see if
something's gonna happen that wasn't
part of the plan and it's been admitted
by me first, because I always keep it
real, never keep it fake, and for keepsake
and you know that Adam Stark is one of
the emcees that rake in new fans in
every way he can, that's why I always do
freestyles, even if I feel like it's one
of the things that people it's... I've
noticed it's a lost art it's a lost
sport it doesn't happen no more for all
sorts of different reasons don't ask me
Why, freestylin has been less popular than it
was before cuz it used to be on demand
and it was always heard it was always
observed it was always requested and now
you see that these sessions are becoming
more and more, become thin and each get
stretched into different decimals,
decibels excuse me and the rest of it
poles too new other places and yeah I
guess you could say there's a point to
it, like decimals I wanted to clue that
word anyway because I just cancelled it,
and then I re-cancelled it, its like I
fired you then I rehired you
immediately or I canceled your quitting
and you see that these emcees that can
come up with amazing things like Adam
Stark does because Adam Starks buzz is
higher than fucking retarded bitch-ass
BuzzFeed I hate that website but I
wanted to compare my buzz to what their
buzz feeds and their buzz needs to stop
being fucking shameful and ruining
people's lives because you know what?
they have is a hidden agenda behind
there, and you see that and if you don't,
it's too painful”
I Had A Great Day Freestyle 7/25/16
"Yo I had a really
great day so I feel like freestyling
let's get, it cuz I am wit’ it, I'm
gonna be traveling as far as three
islands if I feel like it cuz Adam Stark
is a real fighting real Titan real
hungry motherfucking punching MC that's
gonna beat your fucking face to death if
I feel like it cuz, I can beat anybody in
a race to death, I could just fucking
take a bayonet and I could chuck it
faster than you could take a bullet out
of the fucking pump shotgun chucking it,
bullets at me but I'm fully rapping at
my full fuckin function it's my ‘getting
mad mode’ and it's Adam Stark is in rap
mode and I'm always gonna attack folks
theoretically because he's pathetic he's
getting to the point where he is
receptive to everything that I say even
if he doesn't think he's pathetic I can
prove it because I am moving in ways
that you couldn't do if you were copying
the fucking greatest MC’s blueprints and,
when I say he wasn't talking about me
He wasn’t talking about somebody that I
decided to be dissing subliminally, or
not subliminally maybe I'm just trying
to distract you from anything that I'm
trying to do because every message I
rapped through, happens to be crazy it's
a method that Adam used and it's a
fucking... written on my body as if it was
a tattoo but it ain't because, um when I
say written on my body, you know there's
no tattoos on me, you know I'm just... you
just reading my fucking face but my
flesh is getting off me, it's gonna be
rotting like a fucking zombie because
I'm attacking everybody that wants to
get on me, and by on me, I'm saying that
they're trying to get on my nerves and, I
could say ‘on me’ because everybody
literally gets in my face with this shit
cuz they think that they're just amazing
but they're falling from grace with this
shit they just fucking... got kicked off
the cliff that I chose him to fall off
of and it's not gonna stop Adam Stark
from doing his stuff that he wants to
get done it's... Adam Stark is just off-
off of one, you know he could be on a
rocker and he could be rocking so
fucking fast on the rocker that he could
fall off the rocker and I rhymed rocker
like four fucking times to prove
something because I can do ‘nothing’ with
words if I wanted to, I just proved that
I don't have to rhyme but then I'm going
to go back and prove that another time!
watch, I'll do it again I'll say: on the
rocker, then I'll rhyme it with ten
different things like I'll say, I’ll fucking
punch your doctor, I'll fucking
waste no time showing you that your
nothing proper that should be done in
the MC game, because you're on the
fucking jock sir, and you ain't gonna beat
me faster than I could if I was hiring
somebody to run you over with a 18 Mach
bird fucking airplane running the shit
over you! and it's gonna just get over
you it's gonna be something you're gonna
look up and realize it was just coming
into view mid view and it just hit you
and it just took you over and guess what:
I'm still not done rhyming with the word
I would just was, so let me do a quick
turn like ‘Red Rover’ and go back to it
because I was rhyming with Doctor and now
I'm gonna get to the next point I'll
teach you a lesson like a proctor, I'll
keep going and I'll say something else
crazy to run with that word like, guess
what I can kick you in the fucking face
like I am very terrible at soccer and
you were close range and you shouldn't
have been that close cuz you know was
about to pass the ball to the next guy
in the next lane and then guess what? I
could fucking take ten planes and I
could put him in different areas and
guess what I wasn't talking about
airplanes and now I know I know that I'm
scaring ya because you thought I was
talking about the fucking actual
vehicles that go into flight and go into
the sky but I am NOT I'm talking about
something else very frightening and I'm
not gonna deny it when I'm saying is, I
could take ten planes of shit that I was
fucking writing down and I was doing a
math experiment and I was trying to be
explaining it, because I said before I
was a fucking Proctor, see how I bring up
the shit in the past? my freestyles and
you know this because it's awkward and
because it's awkward that means you're
gonna remember it more than if it was
something simple and easy to
extinguish what I was trying to say,
and I meant to say distinguish but I
said extinguish because you want to put
my fucking fire out, coming from this
guy's mouth when I'm a fighter now, I'm
not no longer a freestyle rapper I'm now
just... I'm an entire fucking round of
ammunition just coming and attacking
people that get in my way that's not
going to be an easy thing to be admittin’
when I'm sittin’ at the other side of
fucking... being judgment... being judged at
Judgment Day cuz it's one of the things
I'm coming to say is that, I'll get in
your fucking face and fucking... you know
ruin what cha look like, like you just did
the fucking ‘face swap snapchat’ and...
whatever that thing's called and but, it... I
am way fucking past that because that's
one of those dumbass things that little
kids play with and that's that, and if
not then you're just immaturely doing
something that you shouldn't be doing
because that's a stupid app and you know
that you're ruining the time
that you could be doing good stuff you
could be fucking studyin’ and you could be
learning about shit or you could be
listening to some good ass music and you
know that you are deserving that shit,
unless you're just a worthless person
that isn't further you know, rehearsing
of things that we have learned from the
past which is to be better than what we
were before because maybe you used to be a
piece of shit than you ain't learn
because, it's a not an easy gift to
understand that you can learn from your
past mistakes and that even if you're
not rapping great you realize that you
can get past the tapes, without fucking
pressing the fast-forward function
because it's one of the things that I am
more in touch with, because Adam is
fucking... for the one kid that thinks life
is over for em’ and I will get them and I
will take them, and I will make them
understand that there is more in it for
them like you could fucking... learn like
you're reading a forum f o r u m because
that's a fucking... what do you call it... a
website where you can learn about stuff
or you can learn about us because some
of them are personal, some of them are
educational you know that because it's
one of the things that's up to your
reputation to understand and to
undermine it's one of the times that you
get one of demands is that become a
demand for people to come and to, get
into your fucking, words and learn from
it and it's one of the things that I am
just burning your substance because
you're putting out a bunch of shit but,
you want me to learn from you but I've
already learned it first and if you try
and curse the words and reverse the
meaning of it like you try to reverse
the birth of it because you thought you
worded it perfect because it was
something that you said, and your ego is
that high where you think because you
said it: that you are that guy! that you
would just made something amazing
because it came from your mouth but,
there's plenty of other things that you
could be safe for that now because what
happens when your mouth decays and it's
in a drought, that's what should happen
to bad rappers that are entered this
game now, but it doesn't, but that's okay
because you... I wasn't one to not
understand how the game works it's one
of those crazy things and I should just
fucking made a major arcade game like
‘Game Works’ that's a fucking store where
you can play a bunch of arcade games and
that was an amazing thing because I
wanted to say some things that happened
to rhyme with what I said before, but in
a crazy way because I went from a
fucking... two words to a fucking pronoun
and you know now because, I would say I'm
the ‘pro now’ but did you already expect
me to say that but I'm not going to say
that I'm gonna save that, instead I'm
gonna say I'm profoundly
disturbing every other emcee coming
against me because their face is gonna
meet the curb in less than a second
because I can meet you 10 speeds faster
than you could if you want to fight me I
will beat you I will easily just
discrete you, and I will easily deplete
you in different places and if you want
me to say that I will meet you, then
here's what I can do I can fucking write
to you I'll write a letter to you
anonymously and you will see that's
coming from an awesome MC, and then you
won't think it's me because you don't
think I'm awesome anyway because I see I
have a lot of haters and they meant
nothing to me any day of the fucking
week that I read your fucking weak ass
comments that you're gonna leave to me
it's not gonna be defeating me it's gonna
be one of the things, that's crazy
because it's all hidden in secrecy like
the fucking... hidden cabal and you ain't
wishing me all good luck but it's okay
because how much could a woodchuck if
a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck? I'll tell
you what Chuck! Chuck's your fucking name
that's why I ended it by saying Chuck
and I ain't saying much if you ain't
listenin to what I'm saying cuz you
don't like to listen to crazy metaphors
and similes and alliterations and
high hyperboles and onomatopoeias and
other things because I don't want to be
ya even if I'm one of the guys that
doesn't have fuckin words and rhythm and
you know you're cursed like the system
is for getting people who have worst... the
worst wisdom it's gettin to be longer
and longer referred to prison because,
that's what happens when you get... you
fuckin trap yourself in this cage
because realizing you think you're the
only animals in hell but not thinking
that, it's the authorities that put those
animals in hell and you ain't going to
stop the guy that's telling you because
I'm a savage from this and I help other
people even if you don't think I do I
talk about battlin’ because it's the way
that I react to shit when I'm getting
attacked so many times on-fucking-line
that's gonna ruin my fucking mind but
then again I'm just gonna rise from it
and I'm one of the people that can be
crazy because if a guy summons a fucking
crazy monster he's gonna tank me with it
and it's... and now it's a science fiction
rap but that's okay because isn't that
exquisite? isn't that interestin’? isn't
that some crazy interestin’ mythological
shit because it's a, crazy tip that I'm
going to coming up with... any
insurmountable amount of hits, when it
comes to what I'm gonna say because I
don't know much about that shit but I
still know enough to say… ugh the you know
the least amount of it, I can at least
come up with the crazy meaning and make
a thesis for it and you know you will be
distorted because you know going against
a crazy MC that he knows that this
is what he is in for, its
for freestyles and crazy raps and crazy
fucking rhymes going all over the place
its omnipresent you know you can't stop
anybody that's gonna stomp you out like
a fucking dead cocky wannabe peasant, and
I'm on the fucking top of the league and
you know you ain't stopping an emcee
that is just not wanting you like... a
silent bitch with a fucking duct tape on
your mouth you ain't talking to me, and
it's just... I'm just fucking done
accomplishing all these fucking things
you just motherfucking wannabes coming
on to me, and then it ain't saying that
you fucking being flirtatious its just,
you want to fuck with a guy that's
tougher than you and as an emcee and
that's courageous but guess what, your
basic you're gonna meet your fucking
maker and that was me because guess what
I say words that you couldn't say first
but you can claim that you do but that's
a false claim sir, because you're just
making a fucking stupid-ass claim that's
all you're doing and that's you're gonna
ruin that name that you had already
whatever level you had it at, it's gonna
go down down down and down more like a
fucking hibernation bear and its habitat
because that's what it does it goes down
and hides in the fucking caves and
caverns and holes and other places that
Adam could find out because he knows so
many things about different fucking
subjects and you know this because, all
you talk about is guns and how the
fucking snub ejects bullets and I get it
that's kind of cool but you know it's
one of the things that fullest gets me
to the point of being pissed off because
there's so many other fucking things you
could rhyme about in hip-hop if you're
just a ‘one-trick pony’ I mean I guess
it's okay if you're REALLY good at that
one trick that you can do but, homie you
got to see that there's things that
you could do, and you know me, I'm
somebody that's gonna tell you the truth
even if it hurts and it shows me that
you're not somebody that wants to listen
to advice that I give you but that's
okay because you're on this mic and
you're not this guy is you? as if you
were, then this wouldn't be an issue
because you know that it is berserk and I'm
gonna fucking beat you to the point that
you're in the middle of earth like a
fucking Middle Earth what does that
fucking... stupid ass show ‘Lord of the
Rings’ and you know you're you're the
fucking horror of this thing because all
you want to do is explore everything you
want to get your self stuck get your
sorry ass out there and be famous for
what? being somebody? you're like an MC
that is like the meaning of
welfare which means everything is handed
out to you and I'm not saying welfare
and real life is bad, I'm just saying in
freestyle and as a point of being an
emcee is to get yourself out, and of the
fucking... bubble that they put you in and
that's all I'm saying because if you
lookin’ inside of it and you just, you
just want to rhyme a bit you just want
to stay in that little fucking... you want
to be a little bit of fire like a ‘Bic’
and you don't want to be something big
like a fucking flaming torch and, and
then I don't mean Fleming in a gay way
cuz that's what you're probably gonna
say if sorts because like I said
everything can be spun in its own way
and you know that because Adam Stark
don't play even if this was a fucking,
game to you it aint a game to me so
shame on you for thinking that you're
gonna be shaming me, because I'm a great
MC and I'm always gonna be that way and
you're never gonna see Adam Stark become
decayed because I'll... maybe I'm fucking
immortal you didn't know that but maybe
you do now, because I just told you that
and if you didn't and you still don't
believe it then you're just a
non-believer and that's all it is and
I'm not gonna call you an atheist
because I never said I was a god neither,
so that's up to you to decide you can
choose the way to rhyme, I'm just
telling you to be better than you could
ever be without using a fucking excuse
to get away from using your rhyme words!
because that's all it is you're gonna
start at the bottom and you could work
your way up, or you can tell yourself
you're okay at the middle or the... you
know... one quarter section of where you could be
and that's just a horrible way to be and
that's a, horrible weapon to choose
yourself because then you're not going
to be able to you know, choose the belt
that you want, don't you want the
champion one? or one of the ones
underneath that like the Banta weight or