Jail cosmetic surgery – A razor blade to the penis.
First published – June 11 2008.
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People do some strange things when they are locked up but there is one thing some of the boys get up to that I think takes the cake.
I have no clue how this crazy idea started but anything that involves letting somebody take a razor blade to your shlong is way to dangerous for Big Dave!!
So what the hell am I talking about??
Well the best way I can describe what Im talking about is to call it “gaol cosmetic surgery” except there is no sterile hospital.
The doctor conducting the procedure is using a razor or make shift blade and he is probably more qualified to commit a robbery then to get to cutting.
Anyway if a guy who for some reason is crazy enough to want the job done he will keep his eye out for a small piece of glass that he will then spend a great deal of time grinding in to a round marble size ball.
He does this by rubbing the glass on the concrete.
Once the guy has his glass ball all set then he gets a mate who is willing to play the doctor and then the guy whacks his shlong out on the table and braces for the pain.
Doctor danger then takes his razor or blade and makes a cut along the shaft of the penis being careful to guess where the major veins are and to avoid them.(Yes this has back fired in the past)
Once the incision is made the glass ball is forced through the hole made by the doc and it is left to heal leaving the glass ball in there forever.
I was asked on several occasions if I would like a glass ball or two (some guys have several).
I may have been stupid enough to find myself in prison but Im not that bloody silly!!
Apparently the chicks love it but hey Im not risking getting no pleasure for the rest of my life to enhance a girls night just a few degrees…lol Despite the obvious dangers involved heaps of lads still hook it up and the get it done, even some of my mates decided it was a stellar idea.
I guess people will do anything to pass the time….I preferred to polish the raps instead of a glass ball…ha ha.
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