The perils of trusting a Kings Cross hooker.
First published – Mar 22 2008.
Back again,
I was having a laugh with my brother in law the other day and we were talking about a funny little situation two of his mates got in to a few years back that I thought might amuse some of you.
The two mates were “Brett” and “Phil” a couple of country guys from Bowral in NSW a fairly small town.
The pair had decided to head up to the bright lights of Sydney for a night on the piss.
Like most country lads they didn‟t mind a drink so they went pretty hard all night and ended up absolutely blind in Kings Cross on the lookout for a hooker to take back to there room.
After a quick look around they found themselves a willing lady and the three of them jumped in a cab and headed over to the hotel they were staying in.
Once the three of them arrived and got upstairs it was decided Phil would wait outside the room while Brett and there new lady friend did there business and then Phil would head in for the left overs.
Dirty, dirty bastards.
So Brett heads in to the room with the hooker and she tells him to take a shower before they get things started.
Brett doesn‟t muck about hoping straight in.
A minute later Brett wanders back in to the room and the hooker tells him to lay down on the bed so he does.
She heads in the bathroom then tells him she has to grab something quickly and will be back in a minute heading out of the room walking straight by Phil outside letting him know she would be back in a minute too.
Fifteen or twenty minutes pass by and Phil who has been standing in the hallway decides to enter the room to see what is going on.
Once he opens the door he see‟s Brett still lying buck naked on the bed waiting for the hooker to come back in and sort him out.
After getting over the embarrassment of his mate catching him in his pose Brett asked Phil if he saw the hooker pass him in the hallway and he said she did.
Still pissed of there faces they suggest to each other that she might still come back.
Then Brett heads in the bathroom to get re dressed and once he gets his pants back on they realize she isn‟t coming back.
It turns out she had grabbed his wallet from his pants on the bathroom floor and done a runner.
I guess these are the perils when trusting a kings cross hooker…Ha ha Back soon.