First published – Aug 7 2007.
Im one of the most relaxed cats you will ever meet but this dirty perve had my girl bailed up in the toilet of a nightclub one time and I couldn‟t help myself.
Me and a mate took him and his friend outside and dealt them a fine ass whipping.
Back again,
How much of a beating can one man take?
The guy Im about to tell you about could be a gold medalist if taking a whipping was at Beijing next year!
I don‟t like getting myself caught up in to many violent situations but sometimes they can‟t be avoided, this was one of those times.
It had been a huge night of hitting the piss for me and my mates, popping e‟s like tic tacs and getting rowdy.
I can‟t remember exactly who was there but I know my mates Jake and Pete were around as you will see.
By five or six in the morning Civic (Canberra city centre) was winding down.
We were sitting in a club called “The Avenue” which is now “Echo” bar, basically the same club, same atmosphere and layout If I remember right.
We had a good thing going with the guys at this club where they would let us stay and drink after the joint was closed.
Being keen on a good time we were taking them up on the offer that morning.
As other clubbers left and the club began to empty I remember sitting holding a drink in that state of wastedness that can only be found in the wee hours at the end of a blinder.
I was sitting talking to a friend Tracey while my girl of the time Kate when to the ladies room.
During my chat with Tracey a loud bang kept echoing through the club but being as off tap as I was at the time I ignored it and kept talking shite.
After the bang rang out a few times Tracey started looking around for where it was coming from and she got up to go have a look.
I simply turned my need for a drunken chat to another mate sitting near by.
Mid conversation Tracey comes flying over to us screaming that some dude had Kate bailed up in the girls toilets and wouldn‟t let her leave!
I think the guy had been thinking he could corner her in the loo as the club emptied or some shit, who knows what the sicko was thinking.
I jumped straight up and staggered/ran to the toilets.
I booted the door to the ladies open to find Kate in the corner and this bloke in the way of the door attempting to block her way out.
She was in tears and the bloke looked fairly worked up.
The lad begins to try and talk his way out of it but sexual predators get no love over our way and I put five quick ones on his face in a fit of rage.
As he slumped down, sliding down the door to the ladies and my mate Pete who is a behemoth of a man picked him up and carried him out of the club so I could teach the guy a lesson outside.
Pete is conveniently smacking the guys head on walls as we walk to the door with Jake and the girls in toe.
As we get out to the street Pete lets him go and I shape up as does Mr women‟s toilets pervert when suddenly another guy jumps in my way saying “if you want to fight my mate you have to fight me to”!
No probs.
Jake stepped straight in and jobbed the lad and we then got into a tandem blue.
With a fairly large crowd of drunken clubbers watching on the adrenaline was pumping hard.
Not to mention I was extremely agro for what this guy had tried to do to Kate.
I can‟t recall if these two blokes actually got any hits on us.
I remember a swing at me in the beginning then the aggression took over!
As I said earlier I was pretty tanked.
I just kept stepping into the bloke and landing left jabs to the nose and jaw followed by big right hooks to the cheek and ear sending him into shop fronts and onto the curb a few times as more and more claret spilled from his swollen face.
After smacking the guy around pretty bad I dragged him up from the floor after he went down for the fourth time and finished him off with a knee to the nose that would have shattered any bone structure.
This knee sent the guy flailing to the concrete out cold.
As he hit the floor and started bleeding all over his self I looked to my left to see Jake making a mess of the other lad, he was standing above him dropping boots into him.
It looked like he had done well to, making a right mess of the toilet pervs.
I normally don‟t kick a guy once he hits the deck but on this occasion the anger over what he did pushed me past my limit, there is no excuse but I did lay a nice size 11 ½
into his face for being a dirty bastard.
Leaving these guys unconscious in a pool of blood and mess of there own making we turned to head back toward the club.
What happened after that did have me feeling bad for these dudes though.
A group of guys that saw what happened wandered over to these guys we just dropped and started laying the boot in them selves for nothing!
We had a reason for what we did but shit just jumping some unconscious dude, that‟s cold.
We wandered back into the club for another drink but the ladies were all distressed and wanted to leave.
By the time we walked back out there were cop cars everywhere and ambulances loading the two guys we slapped in to the back on a stretcher with lights and sirens going off.
Of course we quickly hit the road and got the hell out of there!
Crazy shit happens when you‟re drunk on the town aye!