Just Write Right Volume I (Sprinkled with Humour) by A. Hari Prakash - HTML preview

ENGLISH TO GERMAN

The European Commission (EC) has just announced an agreement whereby English, rather than German, which was the other possibility, will be the official language of the EC.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s government conceded that English spellings have some room for improvement, and has accepted a 5-year phase in plan that would be known as ‘Euro English’.

In the first year, ‘S’ will replace the soft ‘C’. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard ‘C’ will be dropped in favour of the ‘K’. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one letter less.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ‘PH’ will be replaced with the ‘F’. This will make words like ‘fotograf’ 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Government will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent ‘E’ in the language is disgraseful, and that should go away.

In the fourth yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing

‘TH’ with ‘Z’ and ‘W’ with ‘V’.

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Just aim high

Education gives you wings to fly.

- APJ Abdul Kalaam

During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary ‘O’ kan be dropd from words kontaining ‘OU’ and similar changs vud be aplid to ozer kombinations.

After ze fifz yar, ve vil hav a raly sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!

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Just stay united

None of us is as strong as all of us

- Author unknown

FORTHCOMING RELEASES

1. Write Right (Part – 2)
2. A Book of Short Stories for Children
3. A Book of Riddles
4. A Book of Lists
5. Fun with Words
6. Fun with Numbers
7. Quotable Quotes
8. Simple Secrets behind Difficult Accounting-concepts

WORKSHOPS AND PROGRAMMES

(for / at summer camps, schools, colleges, institutions of higher learning, corporate entities, apartments, birthday parties, weddings, informal groups, etc.)

1. Fun with Words
2. English, the Funny Language
3. Humorous teaching-experiences
4. Humour in Accounts
5. Origami, the Japanese Art of Paper-folding
6. Simple Secrets behind Difficult Accounting-concepts

For details, please write to:

accountshariprakash@yahoo.com Bangalore, India.

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Just read, read and read

The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.

- Mark Twain