Zoo Are You?

by Mike Bozart

Agents 32 and 33 take a trip from Charlotte to the NC Zoo in Asheboro on a cool and cloudy April day. They see and comment (in the usual bizarre fashion) on the zoo-enclosed animal species. Monique is elated when she sees her favorite animal: a giraffe. A conversation between a pair from Nash County (NC) is recorded. They have dinner at a Taco Bell in Asheboro, in which portion sizes are discussed.Later, at a frozen yogurt shop, Asheboro and Asheville are compared and contrasted by a young...