The Dutiful Contract Killer (and other nice stories) by Richard Stan Brown - HTML preview
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Cinderella and the Stolen Picture
Stealing a picture from a museum
Is quite difficult,
But not so much on the Internet.
On a site for private tuition,
The prince finds one on the World Wide Web.
Yes, I’m crazy! She looks nice!
Black, slightly wavy hair;
Her facial expression is delightful and charming.
Simply wonderful!
The prince is lost for words
And just says, »Damn!«
From the crown to the shoulder blades,
There is nothing to complain about here.
The pic does not show the rest of her body,
But it’s enough for the spell;
Our prince can’t sleep anymore.
In the photo, she is wearing a sweater in French rose;
Pink colors are also his thing.
The neckline is wide
And reveals a black strapon her left shoulder.
What is the size of her cups?
The prince gets dizzy.
»Go on now; don’t be fussy!«
Not resisting the temptation,
The image file is loaded onto the hard disk.
Tomorrow, it will end up on his homepage.
None of this is legal, that’s for sure,
But the prince thinks to himself, »Who gives a shit?«
Who is the Black-haired in the photo?
Where does she live? What is her name?
Is she a signora or signorina?
Does she teach foreign languages in a school?
If so, which ones? Does she speak Italian well?
Questions upon questions.
What should you say about that?
Will his curiosity ever be satisfied?
Will the secret of this fairy soon be revealed
In this stolen picture?
Dark clouds hang in the sky,
Cause Cinderella many worries.
»What trouble will annoy me tomorrow?«
Cheerful hours were an eternity ago,
Cinderella misses the sunshine so much.
When constant rain ruins your day
And you hole up in your apartment,
Then it’s best to stay in bed
Or go on the limitless internet.
As fate would have it,
Cinderella finds the stolen picture
On his homepage in the vastness of the Internet
And is quite perplexed!
