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Tolerable
[Inspired: “Popular” from WICKED]
[Diss M.D.]
By
Robby Richardson
Hi M.D., surprisingly with apparent ease how quickly we become officially enemies
I’ve decided to help you make friends and appear not so evil
Or at least be tolerable to other people
“Robby, you don’t need to do that…I have a family and children…they love me”
We both know that doesn’t mean they like you or get a warm feeling
But that doesn’t matter despite you and your imperfections…at the present
With my help I daresay I can make you downright pleasant
Outside and on the inside so don’t be resentful
That’s what makes me so kind…so helpful
“But Robby I have friends…”
You don’t have to tell stories or sell me lies or pretend
To help you transcend your former self please comprehend what I recommend
So, whenever I see an old bitch as tired and bitter as you
And let’s face it…
With you in their life who wouldn’t be as tired and bitter as you
My compassionate heart hears your cry for need
I hate to be so blunt and hurtful
But with my help you can overcome this personal hurdle
And even though the price is high
Just follow my advice and apply
And you will be
Tolerable
I’ll help you be Tolerable
Tolerable to friends and peers
Family and volunteers
Everybody you will meet throughout your years
From people in your career to a store clerk or cashier
Everybody throughout your life
I’m going to help you be Tol…er…able
So, go ahead pull up that chair and sit right there
Grab your pen and pad take your notes in hand
Let’s remember to…
Use kind words
Keep relationships on good terms
Not press on anybody’s nerves
And don’t you worry I’ll help address all your concerns
Everything from potential and considerable that could make you intolerable
OOH…
I’ll show you how to fix that glower
After all nobody likes that ogrish scowl
Help you turn that bulldog mug pass it off as something fun
I’ll show you how to fit in a crowd…fit in place
Straighten your lumbering pace and fix that resting bitch face
No, I don’t want to hear any hub-bub bub from your mean ol’ humbug
I hear all my friends and folk
Can you just let it go
NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH
We’re gunna make you Tol-er-able
You don’t need to hide under a bridge nor troll the kids
Arise you old crone from your swampy river bed
Let it out your head
Don’t you dare lure them into your house of gingerbread
Why M.D look at you…people can stand you
I do have to give you a hand to the new authentic you
They…they tolerate you
“I got to go”
Your welcome
bitch…
And I know change is hard…
Change is not to be fond
And many might call your metamorphosis a downright facade
And maybe I only know the truth…the purveyor of your secret
What it took for it to take
For you to overcome the monster you create
Transcend your former trend and in the end
Can we be friends
NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH
And although I still can’t stand you
Despite my doubt you’ll be Tolerable
But you CAN be Tolerable.
But still not Tolerable to me
THE END
Oblate Spheroid
[Diss B.O.B]
By
Robby Richardson
YO…B.O.B…I got to get something off my chest
I admit you got bars, and your bars are some of the best
But let’s break down the message to expose the crap among the rest
I’m glad to see another theorist but my conspiracy is the truth your nowhere near it
You call checkmate…think you planned it
But we’ve barely begun and I am the King’s Gambit
I don’t just feed the flames… I fan it
I promise you won’t see me as a threat but THE threat…I am it
I’ve been known to chase and fall down holes of rabbits
But when I’m straight dropping facts, I’ll let you have it
Your own demise is a tragedy like Hamlet
But this is not revenge for a throne
This is just respectfully informing you your wrong
My love for conspiracies and your music I enjoy
Makes this a diss as a writer one I can’t avoid
B.O.B…
Your paranoid…I’m paranoid…
I’ve heard your theories and arguments
I’m all ‘EN’ for free your mind, but not Vogue with my facts I conceal like armaments
How can I live with the knowledge I know
How can I teach you the knowledge I know
How can I help you grow from the knowledge I know
I’d greet you with a HEY YO
I am a conspiracy theorist through and through
Now let me lay down the information embraced by this view and put the world into view
We can both pull up the chair…we’re of one mind…on this insane roller coaster ride
You over on the wrong side of town…come over, over, HERE on my side
Let me show you around
The conspiracies we keep I can take you far and deep
An introduction of simple instructions
Let out some business before we handle business
I am not on your dick and my bars are just fine
Just calm down Bobby Ray and let Robby Ray
Spend some time helping you through greater heights and enlightening days
You’re right the Earth’s not round for some that’s tough to hear
We’re an Oblate Spheroid let’s make things clear
Yes, we might be wider in the middle…but not flat
it’s official…you’ll just have to accept that
In fact, let’s leave nothing but a lyrical scourging
You’re deserving of a physical serving for spouting anything “true” from David Irving
And this is where it’s very unnerving
Your respect from me is more than undeserving
You’re a racist, a bigot, a star that has fallin’
Debating who was worse Hitler or Stalin
Does it MATTER either way it’s appallin’
Use your commonsense B.O.B…You see we do disagree
Not trying to leave you in suspense
But NASA is NOT part of the Department of Defense
They collaborate together rudimentary, but NASA is an independent entity
Just because there’s a branch called Space Force
Does NOT mean that they are part of a NASA space course
Now, let’s talk about the mother of conspiracies
You talk about how the horizon is always rising or at least at eye level
Any object sinks behind the curve no one could deny ever
It’s all about curvature something I hope you’ve heard before
Sinking out of sight behind the curve just think
If the Earth were flat the ship would just shrink
You call science a cult
Let’s look at the sunrise you dolt
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west
If the Earth were flat…the sun would stay like that
Stay in the same spot…travel the same direction
Moving across a flat plane is an easy rejection
An error with an easy correction
And we’re not going to get into the science of time zones
That is…forgive me just how time goes
Hours ahead, hours behind that’s not designed
According to YOU daylight would be at the same time
The Earth is a sphere…the Moon is a sphere
Oh dear, oh dear, I must continue to insist
If the Earth were flat the Moon would be a disc
The truth is theirs more truth in David Icke’s Reptilians than Flat Earth positions
I see more truth in Hollow Earth
Why because The Hubble Telescope says hello Earth
I see more truth in mole people
Due to the vast pictures and videos visible to the whole people
So, if you want to join the world of conspiracies and believe your own theories
Let’s pick topics that are a little more serious
Less interpretation and more information
Not out of the realm of imagination
Worth participation in a conversation
THE END