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Contents
STORIES FROM THE EAST .................................................................................... 6
SANTA’S GIFT FOR DR. PETER DASZAK .............................................................................................6
LEAVING HUE ............................................................................................................................... 24
LIJIAN: PORTRAIT OF A WUMAO ................................................................................................... 36
FAN BING BING SUCKS OFF THE BOOGEYMAN............................................................................... 55
NIGHT OUT IN WUHAN ................................................................................................................. 68
PERDITION IN BANGKOK .............................................................................................................. 90
BANGKOK DURING THE PLAGUE ................................................................................................. 110
WHORES AND JOHNS IN BANGKOK ............................................................................................. 116
LOAN SHARK CAPITAL ................................................................................................................ 133
TAXI RIDE IN SHANGHAI ............................................................................................................. 138
YOU SHOULD FIND A HUSBAND .................................................................................................. 140
BESTIALITY BRO AT THE ONSEN SPA IN TOKYO ............................................................................ 154
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF XI JINPING ................................................................................................. 167
A WEREWOLF IN BURMA ............................................................................................................ 172
SHANGHAIED!!!! ........................................................................................................................ 180
A JUMP TO HEAVEN’S GATE ........................................................................................................ 191
CELEBRITIES IN THE NIGHT .......................................................................................................... 211
THE SENSITIVITY READER CUTS HIS OWN PENIS .......................................................................... 215
MOTORBIKES, MOTORBIKES, MOTORBIKES ................................................................................ 219
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? ..................................................................................................... 221
JOB AT NANA PLAZA ................................................................................................................... 241
STRANGER IN BANGKOK ............................................................................................................. 286
VAMPIRE DYNASTY .................................................................................................................... 294
BIG WAVE .................................................................................................................................. 296
FANG FANG’S FRIEND ................................................................................................................. 298
THE HAZE ................................................................................................................................... 302
HOSTAGE SITUATION (RED RAIN 1) ............................................................................................. 304
JUST AS YOU FALL ASLEEP (RED RAIN 2) ...................................................................................... 306
BANGKOK SLEEP (RED RAIN 3) .................................................................................................... 309
ACCIDENT ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF SHANGHAI .............................................................................. 311
I HAS A BUCKET .......................................................................................................................... 314
THE KAREN AND AXL ROSE ......................................................................................................... 315
ALIEN IMMIGRATION TO THE IMPERIAL CITY .............................................................................. 350
BANGKOK VOODOO DOLL APP ................................................................................................... 356
KILLING MR. POTATO HEAD ........................................................................................................ 365
BANGKOK BAIT AND SWITCH ...................................................................................................... 369
IF I WERE A UYGHUR .................................................................................................................. 378
STORIES FROM THE WEST ............................................................................... 382
#SPOILER ALERT! ........................................................................................................................ 382
GOLFING WITH MICHAEL JORDAN .............................................................................................. 386
THE RUSSIAN SNAKE CHARMER .................................................................................................. 388
MAN WITH A PONYTAIL .............................................................................................................. 393
I’VE BEEN SIGNING NIGERIAN SPAMMERS UP TO GAY PORN WEBSITES ....................................... 396
BUM BASHING ........................................................................................................................... 399
SOPHIE’S CHOICE ........................................................................................................................ 402
AFTER SCHOOL ........................................................................................................................... 408
LET LIONS RUN LOOSE IN THE CITY STREETS ................................................................................ 417
GENDER FLUID ........................................................................................................................... 423
TERRORISTS ON MONKEY BARS .................................................................................................. 426
THE GRASS IS GREENER BY THE GRAVEYARD ............................................................................... 428
HUNTING THE MONSTER ............................................................................................................ 431
WELCOMING THE JUNGLE ........................................................................................................... 432
LETTER TO A DEAD MAN ............................................................................................................. 435
MIGOS SONGS ............................................................................................................................ 438
MOTORWAY TO BRISTOL ............................................................................................................ 440
HOW TO SPOT A DEAD TREE ....................................................................................................... 444
DOOR DASH ............................................................................................................................... 445
LOCAL GRAVESTONES BEGIN DISAPPEARING ............................................................................... 448
JOB INTERVIEW WITH AN ASSHOLE ............................................................................................. 451
A TALE OF TWO BROTHERS: THE LIBERAL AND THE CONSERVATIVE ............................................. 455
RUNNING AWAY TO BHUTAN ..................................................................................................... 460
SCENE ON A TRAIN ..................................................................................................................... 466
PLAYING TAG WITH THE GHOST OF DWAYNE HASKINS ................................................................ 467
RHAPSODIZING THOUGHTS ........................................................................................................ 469
SLOW-MOVING HORROR SHOW ................................................................................................. 470
SHANIA TWAIN HILLBILLY NIGHTMARE ....................................................................................... 471
KANYE AND Q AT BROKEN CONDOM BEACH ............................................................................... 481
FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK .............................................................................................................. 488
DEFUND THE POLICE!!! ............................................................................................................... 491
DUDE! YOU FUCKING PISSED ON ME! .......................................................................................... 501
THE TIME MACHINE OF HER THOUGHTS ...................................................................................... 504
HOME ALONE KIDS GETS CANCELED ............................................................................................ 511
I SHOT MY TEACHER ................................................................................................................... 515
FEAR OF THE FEAR OF FLYING ..................................................................................................... 521
MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIEND ............................................................................................................ 524
SPONTANEOUS OUTBURSTS OF DANCING ................................................................................... 526
THE GREEN BANDIT .................................................................................................................... 527
JACK DORSEY YOGA DREAM ....................................................................................................... 528
CONFESSIONS OF AN ARSONIST .................................................................................................. 532
PARENTS GOT PISSED ON IN TIMES SQUARE ............................................................................... 541
WE WERE FAGS .......................................................................................................................... 544
HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE ....................................................................................................... 553
PUNK ROCK GIRL ........................................................................................................................ 556
THE RIGHT PRIVILEGE ................................................................................................................. 561
ED SHEERAN FAN POLTERGEIST .................................................................................................. 567
NO COMPLAINTS AT THIS PRICE .................................................................................................. 580
THE ULTIMATE FUCK TRUDEAU SELFIE ........................................................................................ 583
WHY I ROBBED A JEWELRY STORE ............................................................................................... 588
2002 .......................................................................................................................................... 594
TO CATCH A THIEF… AND THEN HOLD THE ASSHOLE HOSTAGE .................................................... 595
JEW FOR JESUS ........................................................................................................................... 607
POETRY ........................................................................................................... 618
YOU! .......................................................................................................................................... 618
POSITIVITY IN A NOPE ................................................................................................................ 622
BARBIE GIRL ............................................................................................................................... 624
CORONAVIRUS PATIENT ZERO .................................................................................................... 628
MOON MAN ............................................................................................................................... 632
PERSPECTIVE .............................................................................................................................. 634
HOMELAND OF THE NEW MAN ................................................................................................... 635
CANCEL CULTURE ....................................................................................................................... 637
