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Still Life
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The Garden of Rehearsals - Accessible via the door that wasn't there yesterday. Guests may practice departures, arrivals, or refusals. Silence is considered applause.
Margriet's Office - Not listed. Not a matter of public advertisement. If you find it, you weren't supposed to. If you don't, she'll find you.
The Projection Room – There, everyday at 3PM the Royals play a film of their unannounced choice. It’s what they feel like seeing that day. Their feeling is that if you like it – great; and if you don’t – who cares? On a technical level some films are silent, and subsequent to playing, some films, but not many, are followed by a brief Royal commentary.
Private Meetings with Royals – This is not covered under the standard package you’ve already paid for. As Patti Smith has said; “It will cost you.” Meetings may be arranged and negotiated by contacting my office, keeping in mind what was said previously herein, in the section titled Margriet's Office.
Arising primarily as a Royal desire to insulate themselves from lawsuits initiated by retards, they wish to unequivocally advise you “DO NOT DRINK ANY CAR BATTERY WATER FOUND ON THE DE HAAR CASTLE PREMISES.” If one wishes to be quenched it is relatively