I held myself a pity party
For all the bit parts I played
I wanted to revere my pain
And gain a little notoriety.
I gulped down booze
And I painted my eyes black
I chain-smoked cigarettes
Every day of the week.
I can look back now and laugh
It’s hysterical to look upon my desperation!
I can look back now and weep
For all the misery I’ve inflicted.