“You know you’re getting old when your nipples get in the way of the ironing. Sizzle!”
Peter Barns July 2012
Old Mother Tizzle
Ironed her nips to a sizzle
Something that’s hard as a rule
That’ll teach the old crow
When your baps hang so low
Wear a bra when you iron, you fool
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