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Twittclass #10
“Never try removing your bum hair with a lighter.”
Peter Barns February 2012
I have this bro’
Called cousin Joe,
Said that I should try,
To clear the hair
From my derrière
With a lighter - my oh my.
So dropping slacks,
I moved my knacks
And gave a little cough.
Applied the flame
And to my shame,
I blew my arse clean off.