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Twittclass #10

“Never try removing your bum hair with a lighter.”

Peter Barns February 2012

I have this bro’

Called cousin Joe,

Said that I should try,

To clear the hair

From my derrière

With a lighter - my oh my.

So dropping slacks,

I moved my knacks

And gave a little cough.

Applied the flame

And to my shame,

I blew my arse clean off.