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Twittclass #07

“Never upset Sheree Sartain when she’s whipping cream!”

Peter Barns November 2011

Now Sheree is a lovely girl,

I tell you, I don’t joke.

But when she has her temper up,

My eye she’s prone to poke.

The other day I said to her,

“My dear, I had a dream.

It really was a pleasant one.

If o’er a tad extreme.”

She looked askance as I confessed

My love for fluffy cream:

“Oh it’s the best, rubbed on my chest, ,

From a pot of Plasticine.”

But dream or no, my big mistake,

Was telling her - of course.

For now we’re parted. She has gone

And got a quick divorce.