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Twittclass #05

“Shower with your pants and socks on and save wear and tear on the washing machine.”

Peter Barns September 2011

Stanley was a lazy lad,

Slightly thick and rather sad.

So when his mother told him, “Go,

Wash you’re clothes and don’t forgo,

The elbow grease for when you scrub.

Go now and do it in the tub.”

But Stanley didn’t want to scour,

Stood instead beneath the shower.

Then hung his body out to dry,

Beneath a blue and sunny sky.

When dried at last, was in a funk,

Poor Stanley found that he had shrunk.