Guide to Sydney Crime by Les Wicks - HTML preview

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Margaret Ruckert

Tiny mind crimes

1.

a man struggles with a milk crate of books

down a main road and through the door

of a wine and tapas bar

any witness to this travesty of sense

would say What the …

another look reveals

it’s a second-hand book shop …

the former name still on the window

2.

thoughts gather like journalists at a crime scene

people live inside their thinking, sure of this

as an oyster is sure of its shell, a clam its pearl

thoughts gather like beach scavengers

they choose the glossy, the unusual, the unique

so get your eyes off my body

3.

half-imagined scene at Maroubra

skeletons of trees are silent witnesses

to daily parking dents

a woman reverses her car and runs over a child

 no one wanted

4.

a local football club advertises live piano

– I want to see the match made in music

5.

the only thinking

a couple had in common was their degree

does it count for anythink now?

6.

to sustain visual interest

every orchestra should have an eccentric

with an asymmetric hair-style, a blonde

7.

stiletto heels

keep us on a high

till at some point

there’s a fast descent

to stiletto hell

8.

hoot of a café

toddler rampaging on tiles

Come over here

Come on or I’ll count to 5

Hayden only counts to 3

9.

two to share

one dessert spoon

sticky date

10.

you browse the shelves of a hardware barn

where to start on sealants, silicones

pick up pamphlets on solvents, adhesives

with one child glued to his phone

one day the boys will love this place

fireproof cement, interior timber, poly

it’s like a treasure trove

in a squeezable tube, coloured caulk

another child busy texting

gap filler acrylic, high stress wood glue

I’m glad the family’s stuck together

formic acid as hardener, roof/gutter glass

suddenly daughter’s interested in language

‘Dad you need one of these liquid nails’
geez, it’s the one thing I don’t need

11.

e–piphany

hard disk freeze

12.

apple pie

without custard

reminds one

of a yacht

in dry dock

13.

mind crimes might be mind crumbs

but they serve up with cream

14.

More crumbs:

give up your seat like the sign says or giant ants attack from below

e-pocalypsed – you’re swamped by the next wave of technology

electric car? I want mine elastic

counting back from ten is one way to get nowhere

writers with the help of the space bar are already on their way to Mars

press any key? have they calculated the risk factor?