THE RELIGIOUS
There are some folk In this world of ours Who have developed
Their persuasive powers
They have learnt To be a teacher By juggling about
The Holy scripture
They shout and cause A heap of trouble By waving about The Holy Bible
They use the name Of our Lord and Saviour And say it compensates
For their rude behaviour
They yell and shout All over the stage They jump about Get into a rage
They say salvation Can’t be missed While flashing gold On their wrist
They started a church For all to see
And the money they made Was all tax-free
And on Sundays The preacher hollers Hey! God in heaven Give us more Dollars
(Cont.)