God's a Trip! by Jay M. Horne - HTML preview

So, the next book, I am calling it, "How God Ruined My Life.”

That's pretty good. How do you expect to fund it?

Well, I was hoping to make a profit off of this one. Will I?

Of course. Unless you don't. You actually think this book will solve your problems?

You got a point there! Like everything else I have done in life for the better, it will probably make things a whole lot worse! I guess that's the way it should be, else how would I continue on my search for the perfection of life? Which reminds me, a person I was trying to help by explaining these undeniable truths once told me, "You're crazy!" I responded with a smile, "I use to think I was too! Then, one day, GOD told me I wasn't." We both laughed.

He thought you were joking huh?

I was. Unless I wasn't.